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Today's Toons 3/12/18
« on: March 12, 2018, 06:15:33 AM »

 
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In Case You Missed It Dept.:
 
Harvey Weinstein was sued by the state of New York for sexually harassing women over whom he had power in Hollywood. His case triggered other cases that ruined politicians, TV anchors and actors. It's beginning to look like 2018 may be the toughest year in history to sleep your way to the top.
 
The Academy Awards show will be televised live from the Nokia Theater in Hollywood Sunday night on ABC. The ratings are always huge. The Academy Awards allows the American people to enjoy seeing the most number of stars in one place without having to donate to the Democratic Party.
 
President Trump scolded Jeff Sessions on Wednesday for delaying an FBI probe of Hillary with an Inspector General review, and top advisor Hope Hicks quit a day after testifying to Congress. The press went wild. They cover the Trump White House like every day's a new episode of Keeping Up with the White-Trashians.
 
The Academy Awards aired Sunday on ABC from the Nokia Theater in Hollywood hosted by Jimmy Kimmel. The list of nominees paid tribute to nostalgia. The ice skating movie about Tonya Harding was reminder of an earlier America back whenever an athlete took a knee, they took a knee.
 
Dick's Sporting Goods store announced Thursday it will no longer sell assault rifles in its six hundred and ten stores in forty-seven states in response to the Florida high school shootings. The announcement ignited euphoria in Hollywood. Ellen DeGeneres just announced she loves Dick's.
 
The Oscars applauded the Me, Too movement and then gave Best Screenplay to a pedophilia movie, Best Actor to an accused wife beater, and Best Animated Short to an NBA star once charged with rape. A half-hour into the show, Harvey Weinstein took home three Oscars without their consent.
 
Kobe Bryant was given a standing ovation when he won the Oscar for Best Animated Short. It proved that a man has to actually be charged with rape before he can receive a standing ovation at the Oscars. If Roman Polanski doesn't realize it's safe to come home to Hollywood now, he never will.
 
President Trump was a surprise hit at the Gridiron Dinner Saturday by poking fun of himself and his staff. No one ever heard him be so self-deprecating. President Trump got so many laughs making fun of himself at the Gridiron Dinner that Alec Baldwin accused Trump of doing his Trump.
 
-- Argus Hamilton
 
 

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Re: Today's Toons 3/12/18
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2018, 08:34:45 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 3/12/18
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2018, 08:44:51 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!

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Re: Today's Toons 3/12/18
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2018, 09:26:23 AM »
Happy Monday Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 3/12/18
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2018, 09:30:58 AM »
Happy Monday Pookie

Thanks for the oxymoron, Verga!

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Re: Today's Toons 3/12/18
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2018, 11:42:50 AM »
Thanks for the toons, Pookie!  Hooray!!  It's Monday! 8888crybaby
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Re: Today's Toons 3/12/18
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2018, 11:46:03 AM »
Thanks for the toons, Pookie!  Hooray!!  It's Monday! 8888crybaby

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Re: Today's Toons 3/12/18
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2018, 02:52:43 PM »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 3/12/18
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2018, 03:04:05 PM »
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