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Re: TBR Official Curling Thread!!!!
« Reply #25 on: February 12, 2018, 11:46:28 PM »
I haven't seen that hottie MILF yet this year. Is she on Canada's team again?

She's pretty hot, but she's not a Natural Born Canadian.
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Re: TBR Official Curling Thread!!!!
« Reply #26 on: February 12, 2018, 11:54:44 PM »
She's pretty hot, but she's not a Natural Born Canadian.

Was it a Cesarean?

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Re: TBR Official Curling Thread!!!!
« Reply #27 on: February 13, 2018, 01:01:08 AM »
You say that like I'm not into it. Look at my avatar.

Admit it, you just get excited when you see a woman scrubbing the floor vigorously.

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Re: TBR Official Curling Thread!!!!
« Reply #28 on: February 13, 2018, 01:06:29 AM »
Admit it, you just get excited when you see a woman scrubbing the floor vigorously.

LOL. Top Notch!
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Re: TBR Official Curling Thread!!!!
« Reply #29 on: February 13, 2018, 01:13:16 AM »
You say that like I'm not into it. Look at my avatar.

Yeah, but that chick looks like she would be wearing a strap-on and have you trussed up like a sow on a picnic table.
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Re: TBR Official Curling Thread!!!!
« Reply #30 on: February 13, 2018, 08:35:28 AM »
Yeah, but that chick looks like she would be wearing a strap-on and have you trussed up like a sow on a picnic table.

Wow. You sound like a lot of fun.
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Re: TBR Official Curling Thread!!!!
« Reply #31 on: February 13, 2018, 08:40:47 AM »
Wow. You sound like a lot of fun.

That was my reaction - our lovable "Bible-believing Christian",  quick to condemn my neighbors as perverts because they seek to marry,  drooling about strap-ons and bondage.

I know the type.   As Joe Jackson sang, in every dream home, a nightmare.   

     
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Re: TBR Official Curling Thread!!!!
« Reply #32 on: February 13, 2018, 08:41:47 AM »
NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo.......I hate this *sport*..like watching paint dry....my hubby loves it and now I see why ****slapping

We went to some curling league games in Alaska.  They involved more beer than bowling.
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Re: TBR Official Curling Thread!!!!
« Reply #33 on: February 13, 2018, 08:59:46 AM »
That was my reaction - our lovable "Bible-believing Christian",  quick to condemn my neighbors as perverts because they seek to marry,  drooling about strap-ons and bondage.

I know the type.   As Joe Jackson sang, in every dream home, a nightmare.   

   

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Re: TBR Official Curling Thread!!!!
« Reply #34 on: February 13, 2018, 09:11:34 AM »
NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo.......I hate this *sport*..like watching paint dry....my hubby loves it and now I see why ****slapping

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Re: TBR Official Curling Thread!!!!
« Reply #35 on: February 13, 2018, 09:14:45 AM »
That was my reaction - our lovable "Bible-believing Christian",  quick to condemn my neighbors as perverts because they seek to marry,  drooling about strap-ons and bondage.

I know the type.   As Joe Jackson sang, in every dream home, a nightmare.   

The resident Socialist tool weighs in to demonstrate what a humorless creep he is.....
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Re: TBR Official Curling Thread!!!!
« Reply #36 on: February 13, 2018, 09:45:47 AM »
The resident Socialist tool weighs in to demonstrate what a humorless creep he is.....

Yup. And besides that, I was totally serious; that does sound like fun!
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Re: TBR Official Curling Thread!!!!
« Reply #37 on: February 13, 2018, 09:53:31 AM »
That was my reaction - our lovable "Bible-believing Christian",  quick to condemn my neighbors as perverts because they seek to marry,  drooling about strap-ons and bondage.

I know the type.   As Joe Jackson sang, in every dream home, a nightmare.   

   

Boy.  I see someone woke up on the wrong side of his boyfriend this morning. 


In other news.
She's pretty hot, but she's not a Natural Born Canadian.

Wait...What.  Is that a Ted Cruz joke?  LOL
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Re: TBR Official Curling Thread!!!!
« Reply #38 on: February 13, 2018, 11:56:54 AM »
That was my reaction - our lovable "Bible-believing Christian",  quick to condemn my neighbors as perverts because they seek to marry,  drooling about strap-ons and bondage.

I know the type.   As Joe Jackson sang, in every dream home, a nightmare.     

'Drooling'?  Look pipsqueak, it was a lame humor comment to Frank, our lovable, worldly and intimately acquainted with 70's NYC red light districts and latex-for-discipline aficionado according to his avatar that he, himself pointed out on this very thread.

Like all liberals wrapped up in their own self-importance, you truly are a humorless and insufferable Richard.   Speaking of strap-ons.
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Re: TBR Official Curling Thread!!!!
« Reply #39 on: February 13, 2018, 12:25:21 PM »
'Drooling'?  Look pipsqueak, it was a lame humor comment to Frank, our lovable, worldly and intimately acquainted with 70's NYC red light districts and latex-for-discipline aficionado according to his avatar that he, himself pointed out on this very thread.


Yeah, right.  I know your kind. Bible-thumping on the outside,  sick as curdled cream on the inside.  You're a fraud, sir.  Sod off.   
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Re: TBR Official Curling Thread!!!!
« Reply #40 on: February 13, 2018, 12:26:43 PM »
Yup. And besides that, I was totally serious; that does sound like fun!

Oh yeah? What's your schedule later?
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Re: TBR Official Curling Thread!!!!
« Reply #41 on: February 13, 2018, 12:29:34 PM »
Yeah, right.  I know your kind. Bible-thumping on the outside,  sick as curdled cream on the inside.  You're a fraud, sir.  Sod off.

Paul Lynde. Is that you?



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Re: TBR Official Curling Thread!!!!
« Reply #42 on: February 13, 2018, 12:42:42 PM »
Yeah, right.  I know your kind. Bible-thumping on the outside,  sick as curdled cream on the inside.  You're a fraud, sir.  Sod off.

My 'kind'? 

Yeah - well we know 'YOUR KIND': you're disgustingly sick on the outside as well as the inside, while dressing it up as a new morality you will use government to impose at the end of a gun.

And you are beyond just a fraud - you are an unmitigated unrepentant and prolific LIAR.

Which is what one expects from a willing pawn of the Adversary.  Like your father - you do love to accuse night and day.
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Re: TBR Official Curling Thread!!!!
« Reply #43 on: February 13, 2018, 12:52:07 PM »
This was a fun thread...take your arguing to pm's please
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Re: TBR Official Curling Thread!!!!
« Reply #44 on: February 13, 2018, 12:55:13 PM »
Paul Lynde. Is that you?



Didn't we just see you in that shirt the other day Frank?

I dunno -  maybe it was this one:



Then of course there's the chick-magnet coordinated pants:



They're not latex, but then you seem to be a more polyester or crushed velour type of guy.
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Re: TBR Official Curling Thread!!!!
« Reply #45 on: February 13, 2018, 01:02:24 PM »
This was a fun thread...take your arguing to pm's please

I agree. Let's keep this thread on topic!

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Re: TBR Official Curling Thread!!!!
« Reply #46 on: February 13, 2018, 01:29:45 PM »
I agree. Let's keep this thread on topic!



For a split second there I thought some genius in marketing decided to resurrect and bring back late 50's and early 60's advertising for vacuum cleaners.

I was so hopeful.

Oh well.     The giveaway was she was not wearing pearls.

I dunno - maybe there's a new vintage-style ad of housewife cleaning the oven?  Those were always a staple of Living magazines back when men were men and men wore hats. 

Now men are metrosexual wearing man-buns, in touch with their inner feminine side.   

I'll take the glory days of marketing.

Fart for freedom, fart for liberty and fart proudly.  - Benjamin Franklin

...Obsta principiis—Nip the shoots of arbitrary power in the bud, is the only maxim which can ever preserve the liberties of any people. When the people give way, their deceivers, betrayers and destroyers press upon them so fast that there is no resisting afterwards. The nature of the encroachment upon [the] American constitution is such, as to grow every day more and more encroaching. Like a cancer, it eats faster and faster every hour." - John Adams, February 6, 1775

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Re: TBR Official Curling Thread!!!!
« Reply #47 on: February 13, 2018, 01:32:32 PM »
For a split second there I thought some genius in marketing decided to resurrect and bring back late 50's and early 60's advertising for vacuum cleaners.

I was so hopeful.

Oh well.     The giveaway was she was not wearing pearls.

I dunno - maybe there's a new vintage-style ad of housewife cleaning the oven?  Those were always a staple of Living magazines back when men were men and men wore hats. 

Now men are metrosexual wearing man-buns, in touch with their inner feminine side.   

I'll take the glory days of marketing.



You filthy heathen.
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Re: TBR Official Curling Thread!!!!
« Reply #48 on: February 13, 2018, 01:50:57 PM »
This is why we can't have nice thing anymore.   Another perfectly good Stone Porn thread mucked up by the non bible thumper.
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Re: TBR Official Curling Thread!!!!
« Reply #49 on: February 13, 2018, 01:58:43 PM »
You filthy heathen.

I think that might have been the title of Spinal Tap's unreleased album.   Their drummer spontaneously combusted on stage at a puppet show and I think they all went on solo tours after that to promote comfort Llamas to middle schoolers who lose basketball games to inner city institutions.

But that all being said - what's wrong with being sexy?

Fart for freedom, fart for liberty and fart proudly.  - Benjamin Franklin

...Obsta principiis—Nip the shoots of arbitrary power in the bud, is the only maxim which can ever preserve the liberties of any people. When the people give way, their deceivers, betrayers and destroyers press upon them so fast that there is no resisting afterwards. The nature of the encroachment upon [the] American constitution is such, as to grow every day more and more encroaching. Like a cancer, it eats faster and faster every hour." - John Adams, February 6, 1775


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