Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body

[dfwgator]

   A shallow Texas grave with a dash of dismemberment, garnished with lime chips worked on me.

Well it beats where she is now.

[Gefn]

Well it beats where she is now.

Oh wow. Netflix did a show on her, very well acted. I highly recommend- I didn't know about the entire story. It's called the most hated woman in America if you want to find it.....

[sneakypete]

   A shallow Texas grave with a dash of dismemberment, garnished with lime chips worked on me.

@corbe

That's awful Christian of you.

[Sanguine]

Don't let this distract you from the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon.

To think that we almost forgot!

[austingirl]

If you have the time ....

55 gallon drum
put the body in,
add live meal worms and cover
{wait like 30 days}
When the flesh is gone, place the drum on top of cement blocks formed in an "H"
put charcoal in on on side of the open H
keep a low fire going for a day or two to dry out the drum
stir contents of drum with an iron bar (5/8" rebar or pipe)
drill air holes into the drum
add a bucket of coal to the contents of the drum and burn a second time
after the coal starts to burn down, add some chunks of wood
wait till cool
pulverize into dust
till the dust into your garden
cut up drum into metal sheets
dispose of metal sheets, iron bar

Nice plan!