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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #25 on: February 12, 2018, 08:50:10 pm »
Weird, that was just on "Snapped" the other night.
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He said once they got about 4 feet down they could smell the body.  They had the people from the university come help to dig it up to preserve evidence.
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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #26 on: February 12, 2018, 09:00:31 pm »
He said once they got about 4 feet down they could smell the body.  They had the people from the university come help to dig it up to preserve evidence.

I guess she should have asked the people who got rid of JImmy Hoffa. (Ooh, I apologize)
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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #27 on: February 16, 2018, 08:50:52 pm »
i am surprised very surprised.

I was trying to come across as some kind of mafios thug.

I thought I was pretty good at it?

I didn't fool any of you guys. Not a single one.

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You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #28 on: February 16, 2018, 08:58:41 pm »
i am surprised very surprised.

I was trying to come across as some kind of mafios thug.

I thought I was pretty good at it?

I didn't fool any of you guys. Not a single one.

I hate all you guys.

Why would a mafia thug need advice from us nerds on how to get rid of a body?

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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #29 on: February 16, 2018, 09:07:17 pm »
Lady near here did that but got caught.  She stole a winning lottery ticket and killed the guy.  Used a backhoe to dig a 10ft deep hole.   She forgot the lime and dogs found it.   I know a cop who helped dig it up.

That was no lady.

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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #30 on: February 16, 2018, 09:13:37 pm »
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Look up the Standard Hotel in West Hollywood.

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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #31 on: February 16, 2018, 09:20:57 pm »
Why would a mafia thug need advice from us nerds on how to get rid of a body?


It doesn't matter   Got rid of it last week.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #33 on: February 16, 2018, 10:03:39 pm »
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Look up the Standard Hotel in West Hollywood.

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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #34 on: February 16, 2018, 10:16:09 pm »
Chop it up into pieces, put it into garbage bags. put those bags into more garbage bags. Toss them into a random dumpster late at night.

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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #35 on: February 16, 2018, 10:26:40 pm »
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Check for the name "Schiff" in the registry.
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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #36 on: February 16, 2018, 10:29:52 pm »
That was no lady.

Because she can run a backhoe?

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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #37 on: February 16, 2018, 11:02:20 pm »
Because she can run a backhoe?

No,  your standard well rounded lady should know how to run a backhoe.   At least it's that way in my neck of the woods.

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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #38 on: February 16, 2018, 11:06:38 pm »
No,  your standard well rounded lady should know how to run a backhoe.   At least it's that way in my neck of the woods.

That's right - Or at least be able to drag the chain...  A 'great hooker' might be a compliment in these parts.

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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #39 on: February 16, 2018, 11:10:59 pm »
That's right - Or at least be able to drag the chain...  A 'great hooker' might be a compliment in these parts.

I'm afraid I don't know much about the latter.

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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #40 on: February 17, 2018, 12:41:16 am »
Because she can run a backhoe?

They say, Once you go backhoe you never go back.
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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #41 on: February 17, 2018, 12:46:06 am »
They say, Once you go backhoe you never go back.

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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #42 on: February 17, 2018, 12:47:49 am »
Chili for the homeless.
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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #43 on: February 17, 2018, 12:49:59 am »
Chili for the homeless.

LOL  Another reason to be thankful that I'm not homeless.

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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #44 on: February 17, 2018, 01:50:00 am »
They do it with barrels of some sort of acid on “The Blacklist”.  One body per barrel seems to be the preferred ratio.   :3:

Excellent episode. I was going to make the same suggestion!
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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #45 on: February 17, 2018, 03:21:20 am »
The best method is to feed it tot he hogs. They will eat everything and leave no evidence. Make sure you remove all the jewelry......I'm just saying.
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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #46 on: February 17, 2018, 10:13:10 pm »
   A shallow Texas grave with a dash of dismemberment, garnished with lime chips worked on me.



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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #47 on: February 17, 2018, 10:42:17 pm »
If you have the time ....

55 gallon drum
put the body in,
add live meal worms and cover
{wait like 30 days}
When the flesh is gone, place the drum on top of cement blocks formed in an "H"
put charcoal in on on side of the open H
keep a low fire going for a day or two to dry out the drum
stir contents of drum with an iron bar (5/8" rebar or pipe)
drill air holes into the drum
add a bucket of coal to the contents of the drum and burn a second time
after the coal starts to burn down, add some chunks of wood
wait till cool
pulverize into dust
till the dust into your garden
cut up drum into metal sheets
dispose of metal sheets, iron bar

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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #48 on: February 18, 2018, 01:31:37 am »
Excellent episode. I was going to make the same suggestion!

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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #49 on: February 19, 2018, 04:51:56 am »
Don't let this distract you from the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon.