Author Topic: Man arrested after naked workout at apartment complex gym, cops say (Read 3458 times)

RoosGirl · « **on:** February 03, 2018, 05:37:01 pm »

A man faces an indecent exposure and other charges in Orange County after working out at his apartment complexâ€™s gym while naked from head to toe, an arrest report says.

A leasing consultant at the Andover Place Apartments, off Rio Grande Avenue in southeast Orange, told deputies she was informed of a naked man in the complexâ€™s gym just before 10 a.m. Wednesday.

The consultant arrived at the gym to find Kerry Haynes, 57,a tenant, who was naked and â€œutilizing every machine in the gym,â€ the report says.

The consultant alerted a maintenance worker, who told deputies he arrived to find Haynes riding a stationary bicycle. He was nude, without even socks or shoes, the worker said. Informed that the police were coming, Haynes immediately left the gym, the worker told deputies.

After deputies arrived at the complex, they were flagged down by a man who told them â€œthe same naked guyâ€ was lying in the grass and masturbating near a pond in the community, the report said.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-man-arrested-naked-riding-bike-orlando-20180201-story.html

240B · « **Reply #1 on:** February 03, 2018, 06:00:24 pm »

Although that does sound a lot like me when I get drunk, I don't live in Orlando so it wasn't me this time.

RoosGirl · « **Reply #2 on:** February 03, 2018, 06:15:35 pm »

Quote from: 240B on February 03, 2018, 06:00:24 pm

Although that does sound a lot like me when I get drunk, I don't live in Orlando so it wasn't me this time.

Really? Where do you live again?

240B · « **Reply #3 on:** February 03, 2018, 06:24:14 pm »

Quote from: RoosGirl on February 03, 2018, 06:15:35 pm

Really? Where do you live again?

If I tell you, do you promise to drop by, with a bottle of whatever you like?

skeeter · « **Reply #4 on:** February 03, 2018, 06:37:55 pm »

Nude, using a stationary bike.

I think I'll just skip dinner tonight.

RoosGirl · « **Reply #5 on:** February 03, 2018, 06:47:12 pm »

Quote from: 240B on February 03, 2018, 06:24:14 pm

If I tell you, do you promise to drop by, with a bottle of whatever you like?

You got it!

Frank Cannon · « **Reply #6 on:** February 03, 2018, 06:49:14 pm »

The naked workout is the least of this story. His activities in the lawn afterwards are what the headline should promote.

Frank Cannon · « **Reply #7 on:** February 03, 2018, 06:50:51 pm »

He said he also saw Haynes urinate in the community pool.

LOL. Tenants suck.

240B · « **Reply #8 on:** February 03, 2018, 07:01:00 pm »

Quote from: RoosGirl on February 03, 2018, 06:47:12 pm

You got it!

Yep. I've been in those novelty shops with all the crazy hot sauce labels. Kind of passe' really. My ex-wife's family bought me one of those. I think it was called, 'Hell's Tears' (they are all associated with hell or the devil) something like that. Instead of keeping it around as decoration, like you are expected to do, I opened it an tasted it. It was very similar to Tabasco. No big deal at all. They paid for a label. The hot sauce was generic.

But, back on topic, tell me Mrs. @RoosGirl what do you like to drink? I'm a pretty solid Kentucky straight bourbon guy. I'm guessing you go for Sherry or maybe Schnapps. You don't strike me as a white wine lady.

DB · « **Reply #9 on:** February 03, 2018, 07:09:35 pm »

Quote from: Frank Cannon on February 03, 2018, 06:49:14 pm

The naked workout is the least of this story. His activities in the lawn afterwards are what the headline should promote.

He was just cleaning out the drain pipe...

RoosGirl · « **Reply #10 on:** February 03, 2018, 08:12:53 pm »

Quote from: Frank Cannon on February 03, 2018, 06:50:51 pm

He said he also saw Haynes urinate in the community pool.

LOL. Tenants suck.

I guess it's better than dropping a deuce in the pool.

RoosGirl · « **Reply #11 on:** February 03, 2018, 08:16:13 pm »

Quote from: 240B on February 03, 2018, 07:01:00 pm

Yep. I've been in those novelty shops with all the crazy hot sauce labels. Kind of passe' really. My ex-wife's family bought me one of those. I think it was called, 'Hell's Tears' (they are all associated with hell or the devil) something like that. Instead of keeping it around as decoration, like you are expected to do, I opened it an tasted it. It was very similar to Tabasco. No big deal at all. They paid for a label. The hot sauce was generic.

But, back on topic, tell me Mrs. @RoosGirl what do you like to drink? I'm a pretty solid Kentucky straight bourbon guy. I'm guessing you go for Sherry or maybe Schnapps. You don't strike me as a white wine lady.

Root beer is about as liquored up as I get. Can't stand the taste of alcohol.

Frank Cannon · « **Reply #12 on:** February 03, 2018, 08:18:00 pm »

Quote from: RoosGirl on February 03, 2018, 08:12:53 pm

I guess it's better than dropping a deuce in the pool.

You can see poop. You can't see pee.

RoosGirl · « **Reply #13 on:** February 03, 2018, 08:19:19 pm »

Quote from: Frank Cannon on February 03, 2018, 08:18:00 pm

You can see poop. You can't see pee.

Yeah, but I trust the chlorine to kill anything that's in the urine.

240B · « **Reply #14 on:** February 03, 2018, 08:22:19 pm »

Lived in an apartment that had a lot of families with children. The kids basically lived in the swimming pool all summer. I never went near it for the reasons being discussed here. I don't know directly, but I'm guessing the pool water was 20% pee pee.

Never could get used to the idea of swimming in a public pool. Take a communal bath with all your neighbors and their kids? Ummmmmm....NO. No thanks.

Frank Cannon · « **Reply #15 on:** February 03, 2018, 08:29:25 pm »

240B · « **Reply #16 on:** February 03, 2018, 08:30:07 pm »

Quote from: RoosGirl on February 03, 2018, 08:16:13 pm

Root beer is about as liquored up as I get. Can't stand the taste of alcohol.

I understand. I'm the same way with pot. I've smoked pot several times, but it just doesn't do it for me. I have nothing against pot, like you said, I simply don't like it. It is not for me. Don't like the taste. Don't like the effect. Never tried anything stronger than pot (crack, cocaine, meth), and don't intend to, ever.

You can still drop by if you want. What part of the country are you in? NorthEast, SouthWest, on the coast, just a general area. We could meet at Denny's or something with you and your hubby. If you want to. I don't mind.

Frank Cannon · « **Reply #17 on:** February 03, 2018, 08:40:41 pm »

Quote from: RoosGirl on February 03, 2018, 08:19:19 pm

Yeah, but I trust the chlorine to kill anything that's in the urine.

So you would drink toilet bowl water because there is a tab in the tank? That's hardcore prepper there.

RoosGirl · « **Reply #18 on:** February 03, 2018, 08:48:04 pm »

Quote from: 240B on February 03, 2018, 08:30:07 pm

I understand. I'm the same way with pot. I've smoked pot several times, but it just doesn't do it for me. I have nothing against pot, like you said, I simply don't like it. It is not for me. Don't like the taste. Don't like the effect. Never tried anything stronger than pot (crack, cocaine, meth), and don't intend to, ever.

You can still drop by if you want. What part of the country are you in? NorthEast, SouthWest, on the coast, just a general area. We could meet at Denny's or something with you and your hubby. If you want to. I don't mind.

I'd rather drink swimming pool water than eat at Denny's!