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Woman Gets Wasted on First Date, Wrecks Lawyer’s Andy Warhol Painting, Prosecutors Say
« on: January 22, 2018, 06:10:20 pm »
Woman Gets Wasted on First Date, Wrecks Lawyer’s Andy Warhol Painting, Prosecutors Say

by Ronn Blitzer | 11:10 am, December 28th, 2017

You think you have some bad first date stories? Lindy Lou Layman has you beat, and it’s not even close. The Texas woman met prominent local attorney Anthony Buzbee for a romantic evening last weekend, and by the end of the night she had been arrested on felony charges for allegedly getting drunk and damaging an original Andy Warhol painting.

According to prosecutors, the pair had returned to Buzbee’s lavish home in River Oaks, but the lawyer called her an Uber to take her home because she was so intoxicated. When she allegedly hid in the house, refusing to leave, he called another Uber, but that just set her off even more.

Layman allegedly went on a rampage, screamed, “I’m not leaving,” poured red wine on the aforementioned Warhol and two other paintings, and tore them off the wall. She’s also accused of throwing and shattering two sculptures. When she was first arrested, the damage was estimated at more than $300,000, according to court records viewed by Law&Crime, but a later report has that number at about $1.5 million.

Layman was released on $30,000 bail and has court date set for January 9, 2018.  .  .  .

https://lawandcrime.com/uncategorized/woman-gets-wasted-on-first-date-wrecks-lawyers-andy-warhol-painting-prosecutors-say/


Sounds like someone I dated in the past.
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Re: Woman Gets Wasted on First Date, Wrecks Lawyer’s Andy Warhol Painting, Prosecutors Say
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2018, 06:13:37 pm »
was this before or after the purpose of going back to his place on a first date
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Re: Woman Gets Wasted on First Date, Wrecks Lawyer’s Andy Warhol Painting, Prosecutors Say
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2018, 06:19:36 pm »
I didn't think it was possible to wreck an Andy Warhol painting.
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Re: Woman Gets Wasted on First Date, Wrecks Lawyer’s Andy Warhol Painting, Prosecutors Say
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2018, 07:42:55 pm »
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Lindy Lou Layman has you beat, and it’s not even close.

It's obvious why he had her there, and she couldn't even live up to her namesake.
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Re: Woman Gets Wasted on First Date, Wrecks Lawyer’s Andy Warhol Painting, Prosecutors Say
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2018, 07:57:16 pm »
Miss Lay-man looks like a real trip....

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Re: Woman Gets Wasted on First Date, Wrecks Lawyer’s Andy Warhol Painting, Prosecutors Say
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2018, 08:02:23 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on January 22, 2018, 07:57:16 pm
Miss Lay-man looks like a real trip....



What she looks like without your beer goggles....

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Re: Woman Gets Wasted on First Date, Wrecks Lawyer’s Andy Warhol Painting, Prosecutors Say
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2018, 08:33:44 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on January 22, 2018, 08:02:23 pm
What she looks like without your beer goggles....



What are you talking about? If that is what she looks like drunk after a fight, I'll take it.

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Re: Woman Gets Wasted on First Date, Wrecks Lawyer’s Andy Warhol Painting, Prosecutors Say
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2018, 09:01:22 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on January 22, 2018, 08:33:44 pm
What are you talking about? If that is what she looks like drunk after a fight, I'll take it.



She's not a redhead. So I pass it to the man.  Frank can bang it like a retard on a set of drums.
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Re: Woman Gets Wasted on First Date, Wrecks Lawyer’s Andy Warhol Painting, Prosecutors Say
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2018, 09:02:51 pm »
Yeah, this was all over the local news.
Crazy, just crazy.
Kind of like the Bruce Willis movie, "Blind Date".
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Re: Woman Gets Wasted on First Date, Wrecks Lawyer’s Andy Warhol Painting, Prosecutors Say
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2018, 09:04:27 pm »
From what I've read, she was a 'professional date' if you know what I mean.
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Re: Woman Gets Wasted on First Date, Wrecks Lawyer’s Andy Warhol Painting, Prosecutors Say
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2018, 09:09:40 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on January 22, 2018, 08:33:44 pm
What are you talking about? If that is what she looks like drunk after a fight, I'll take it.



OK, she does have redeeming qualities.  Here are two....

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Re: Woman Gets Wasted on First Date, Wrecks Lawyer’s Andy Warhol Painting, Prosecutors Say
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2018, 09:15:55 pm »
With a little encouragement I bet she could suck the chrome off a ball hitch.
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« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2018, 09:32:31 pm »
Never will understand how guys are attracted to women like this. Her fake boobs are a joke and the collagen lips are just odd. Who wants to be with a fake woman? I don't get it.


If I wanted that I would just buy one of those Japanese sex dolls. Pretty close to the same thing only the sex doll won't have STDs and will not wreck your house.
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Re: Woman Gets Wasted on First Date, Wrecks Lawyer’s Andy Warhol Painting, Prosecutors Say
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2018, 09:38:07 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on January 22, 2018, 09:09:40 pm
OK, she does have redeeming qualities.  Here are two....



Yeah but she'll rip up your andy Warhol paintings
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Re: Woman Gets Wasted on First Date, Wrecks Lawyer’s Andy Warhol Painting, Prosecutors Say
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2018, 09:38:39 pm »
Quote from: 240B on January 22, 2018, 09:32:31 pm
Never will understand how guys are attracted to women like this. Her fake boobs are a joke and the collagen lips are just odd. Who wants to be with a fake woman? I don't get it.


If I wanted that I would just buy one of those Japanese sex dolls. Pretty close to the same thing only the sex doll won't have STDs and will not wreck your house.

You don't really have a lot of sex, do you?
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Re: Woman Gets Wasted on First Date, Wrecks Lawyer’s Andy Warhol Painting, Prosecutors Say
« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2018, 09:40:43 pm »
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From what I've read, she was a 'professional date' if you know what I mean.

If she wasn't a crazy drunk she could be a top earner.
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Re: Woman Gets Wasted on First Date, Wrecks Lawyer’s Andy Warhol Painting, Prosecutors Say
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« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2018, 09:47:02 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on January 22, 2018, 09:38:39 pm
You don't really have a lot of sex, do you?

No, I'm married
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« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2018, 09:48:51 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on January 22, 2018, 09:38:39 pm
You don't really have a lot of sex, do you?
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Not with drug addicted, gold digging, skanks like this I don't. Your analysis is correct Frank. I am very picky. I've never had any STD in my life because of that. Maybe one in 50 women would do it for me. And this is not the one.


But, when a woman rings my bell, it is on big time. I can't control myself.
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« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2018, 09:50:59 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on January 22, 2018, 09:40:43 pm
If she wasn't a crazy drunk she could be a top earner.

With that hoover, A lot of her earnings are snorted away 
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« Reply #20 on: January 22, 2018, 09:52:27 pm »
Quote from: driftdiver on January 22, 2018, 09:47:02 pm
No, I'm married

You said I do, and she said, I used too.
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« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2018, 10:10:56 pm »
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But, when a woman rings my bell, it is on big time. I can't control myself.

That's kinky. Never heard of that one before...



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