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Re: The Democrat Trumpworld fears most
« Reply #100 on: January 18, 2018, 02:56:57 am »
Quote from: corbe on January 18, 2018, 02:51:10 am


For crying out loud.....

Even fast food clowns have gotten on the trans train?

Rhonda McDonald.
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Re: The Democrat Trumpworld fears most
« Reply #101 on: January 18, 2018, 03:15:07 am »
Quote from: roamer_1 on January 18, 2018, 01:59:16 am
It could - Depends on if your socks are tucked in.

BWAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm crying here!

All the laughing is making my stomach cramp.





.....Oh shit.
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...Obsta principiis—Nip the shoots of arbitrary power in the bud, is the only maxim which can ever preserve the liberties of any people. When the people give way, their deceivers, betrayers and destroyers press upon them so fast that there is no resisting afterwards. The nature of the encroachment upon [the] American constitution is such, as to grow every day more and more encroaching. Like a cancer, it eats faster and faster every hour." - John Adams, February 6, 1775

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Re: The Democrat Trumpworld fears most
« Reply #102 on: January 18, 2018, 03:19:47 am »
Quote from: INVAR on January 18, 2018, 03:15:07 am
BWAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm crying here!

All the laughing is making my stomach cramp.





.....Oh shit.

Better change your socks.
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Re: The Democrat Trumpworld fears most
« Reply #103 on: January 18, 2018, 03:22:28 am »
Quote from: Wingnut on January 18, 2018, 03:19:47 am
Better change your socks.

Socks, shoes, pants, underwear and ..... the drapes.

Those staccato blast gas-busters are nasty as hell.
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Fart for freedom, fart for liberty and fart proudly.  - Benjamin Franklin

...Obsta principiis—Nip the shoots of arbitrary power in the bud, is the only maxim which can ever preserve the liberties of any people. When the people give way, their deceivers, betrayers and destroyers press upon them so fast that there is no resisting afterwards. The nature of the encroachment upon [the] American constitution is such, as to grow every day more and more encroaching. Like a cancer, it eats faster and faster every hour." - John Adams, February 6, 1775

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Re: The Democrat Trumpworld fears most
« Reply #104 on: January 18, 2018, 03:35:20 am »
Quote from: INVAR on January 18, 2018, 03:22:28 am
Socks, shoes, pants, underwear and ..... the drapes.

Those staccato blast gas-busters are nasty as hell.

At least you saved the carpet!
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Re: The Democrat Trumpworld fears most
« Reply #105 on: January 18, 2018, 03:49:36 am »
Quote from: DB on January 18, 2018, 03:35:20 am
At least you saved the carpet!

That is why you tuck your pants and spandex into your socks.
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...Obsta principiis—Nip the shoots of arbitrary power in the bud, is the only maxim which can ever preserve the liberties of any people. When the people give way, their deceivers, betrayers and destroyers press upon them so fast that there is no resisting afterwards. The nature of the encroachment upon [the] American constitution is such, as to grow every day more and more encroaching. Like a cancer, it eats faster and faster every hour." - John Adams, February 6, 1775

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Re: The Democrat Trumpworld fears most
« Reply #106 on: January 18, 2018, 04:01:48 am »
My God, what have I wandered into.
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Re: The Democrat Trumpworld fears most
« Reply #107 on: January 18, 2018, 04:07:09 am »
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Re: The Democrat Trumpworld fears most
« Reply #108 on: January 18, 2018, 04:09:54 am »
   
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Re: The Democrat Trumpworld fears most
« Reply #109 on: January 18, 2018, 04:19:18 am »
Quote from: INVAR on January 18, 2018, 03:49:36 am
That is why you tuck your pants and spandex into your socks.

I learn something every day!
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Re: The Democrat Trumpworld fears most
« Reply #110 on: January 18, 2018, 04:20:12 am »
Quote from: RoosGirl on January 18, 2018, 04:01:48 am
My God, what have I wandered into.

Denny's at 3 AM.



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Fart for freedom, fart for liberty and fart proudly.  - Benjamin Franklin

...Obsta principiis—Nip the shoots of arbitrary power in the bud, is the only maxim which can ever preserve the liberties of any people. When the people give way, their deceivers, betrayers and destroyers press upon them so fast that there is no resisting afterwards. The nature of the encroachment upon [the] American constitution is such, as to grow every day more and more encroaching. Like a cancer, it eats faster and faster every hour." - John Adams, February 6, 1775

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Re: The Democrat Trumpworld fears most
« Reply #111 on: January 18, 2018, 04:24:15 am »
Quote from: INVAR on January 18, 2018, 04:20:12 am
Denny's at 3 AM.



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I think I've been to that Denny's.
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Re: The Democrat Trumpworld fears most
« Reply #112 on: January 18, 2018, 04:29:46 am »
Quote from: Wingnut on January 18, 2018, 04:07:09 am


Since the last two hours has been only dudes talking, that's actually pretty disturbing.  But, if that's how you want to picture it who am I to stop you?
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Re: The Democrat Trumpworld fears most
« Reply #113 on: January 18, 2018, 04:42:31 am »
Quote from: RoosGirl on January 18, 2018, 04:29:46 am
Since the last two hours has been only dudes talking, that's actually pretty disturbing.  But, if that's how you want to picture it who am I to stop you?

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Re: The Democrat Trumpworld fears most
« Reply #114 on: January 18, 2018, 04:48:45 am »
Quote from: INVAR on January 18, 2018, 03:15:07 am
BWAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm crying here!

All the laughing is making my stomach cramp.

.....Oh shit.


Giggle farts never end well.
I remember trying to sneak one out in math class...

It was a perfect setup. the air currents in the room lofted my gases over the top of everyone, and dropped them like a bomb on the little gal in the far right row, second from the front... Whereupon she would, upon catching wind of the change in atmosphere, turn around and beat the crap outta the poor fool behind her, him being perfectly innocent and unawares.

Everything started out fine, as a textbook SBD... But it developed into a warbling squeaker... Which of course lead to giggle farts, which always end in... yep.  *****rollingeyes***** **nononono*
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Re: The Democrat Trumpworld fears most
« Reply #115 on: January 18, 2018, 04:54:32 am »
Quote from: roamer_1 on January 18, 2018, 04:48:45 am
Everything started out fine, as a textbook SBD... But it developed into a warbling squeaker... Which of course lead to giggle farts, which always end in... yep.  *****rollingeyes***** **nononono*

Which is why tucking your pants into your socks is prudent and having a spare pair of undies in your locker is vital.
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...Obsta principiis—Nip the shoots of arbitrary power in the bud, is the only maxim which can ever preserve the liberties of any people. When the people give way, their deceivers, betrayers and destroyers press upon them so fast that there is no resisting afterwards. The nature of the encroachment upon [the] American constitution is such, as to grow every day more and more encroaching. Like a cancer, it eats faster and faster every hour." - John Adams, February 6, 1775

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Re: The Democrat Trumpworld fears most
« Reply #116 on: January 18, 2018, 04:59:21 am »
Quote from: RoosGirl on January 18, 2018, 04:29:46 am
Since the last two hours has been only dudes talking, that's actually pretty disturbing.  But, if that's how you want to picture it who am I to stop you?

It could be worse:

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...Obsta principiis—Nip the shoots of arbitrary power in the bud, is the only maxim which can ever preserve the liberties of any people. When the people give way, their deceivers, betrayers and destroyers press upon them so fast that there is no resisting afterwards. The nature of the encroachment upon [the] American constitution is such, as to grow every day more and more encroaching. Like a cancer, it eats faster and faster every hour." - John Adams, February 6, 1775

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Re: The Democrat Trumpworld fears most
« Reply #117 on: January 18, 2018, 06:23:54 am »
Quote from: roamer_1 on January 18, 2018, 01:45:24 am
Nervous flatulence - My cross to bear...
This too will pass..... :shrug:
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Re: The Democrat Trumpworld fears most
« Reply #118 on: January 18, 2018, 06:33:35 am »
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Re: The Democrat Trumpworld fears most
« Reply #119 on: January 18, 2018, 06:40:43 am »
Quote from: RoosGirl on January 18, 2018, 04:01:48 am
My God, what have I wandered into.

If you have boots, gas mask and gloves you should be okay... You might want to make sure you're up on your vaccinations, cholera would be a good start...
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Re: The Democrat Trumpworld fears most
« Reply #120 on: January 18, 2018, 06:49:35 am »
Quote from: DB on January 18, 2018, 06:40:43 am
If you have boots, gas mask and gloves you should be okay... You might want to make sure you're up on your vaccinations, cholera would be a good start...
Tyveks and/or chemsuit recommended at a minimum, and some sort of self-contained breathing apparatus (full face or hood) preferred. Make sure you have the right size of mask and your FIT test data is up to date.
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Seventeen Techniques for Truth Suppression

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

C S Lewis

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Re: The Democrat Trumpworld fears most
« Reply #121 on: January 18, 2018, 07:16:33 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on January 18, 2018, 06:49:35 am
Tyveks and/or chemsuit recommended at a minimum, and some sort of self-contained breathing apparatus (full face or hood) preferred. Make sure you have the right size of mask and your FIT test data is up to date.

Now we know why:




Of course any astronaut or deep sea naval diver can tell you there are serious dangers when hermetically sealed inside a pressure-suit:

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...Obsta principiis—Nip the shoots of arbitrary power in the bud, is the only maxim which can ever preserve the liberties of any people. When the people give way, their deceivers, betrayers and destroyers press upon them so fast that there is no resisting afterwards. The nature of the encroachment upon [the] American constitution is such, as to grow every day more and more encroaching. Like a cancer, it eats faster and faster every hour." - John Adams, February 6, 1775

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Re: The Democrat Trumpworld fears most
« Reply #122 on: January 18, 2018, 07:29:21 am »
LOL!!
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Re: The Democrat Trumpworld fears most
« Reply #123 on: January 18, 2018, 08:01:20 am »
Quote from: INVAR on January 18, 2018, 07:16:33 am
Now we know why:




Of course any astronaut or deep sea naval diver can tell you there are serious dangers when hermetically sealed inside a pressure-suit:

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At least a dry suit has a neck seal...
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Seventeen Techniques for Truth Suppression

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

C S Lewis
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