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KFC launches a questionable range of gravy-infused cocktails
« on: January 15, 2018, 11:31:05 pm »
Lisa Bowman January 15, 2018

KFC are kings of the promotional gimmick.

It often feels like they’re in constant competition with Domino’s for who can come up with the most ‘you what, son?’ publicity stunt.

In the past, KFC’s marketing bods have launched a (surprisingly decent) streetwear collection, a KFC smartphone and a fried chicken scented candle.

This time? Oh, they’ve gone big.

The Colonel and his cronies have only gone and made a KFC cocktail menu – with each drink featuring gravy as a key ingredient

Before you get all excited about KFC having got itself an alcohol license, you need to calm yourself down, for you won’t be able to buy a boneless Bellini with your bargain bucket anytime soon.

They’ve created the saucy recipes, but you’re going to have to make them at home.

Now, obviously this is 100% a promotional gimmick but we are open-minded people and are pretty intrigued by these, so if you are too, don’t forget that you can, of course give them a go with regular gravy. And without the KFC chicken garnish.

Here’s what’s on the menu.

Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/15/kfc-launches-questionable-range-gravy-infused-cocktails-7231038/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark?ito=cbshare
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Re: KFC launches a questionable range of gravy-infused cocktails
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2018, 11:34:16 pm »
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Re: KFC launches a questionable range of gravy-infused cocktails
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2018, 11:41:08 pm »
Is the bucket included, because I might need it.
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Re: KFC launches a questionable range of gravy-infused cocktails
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2018, 11:43:40 pm »
What kind of world are we living in!

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« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2018, 11:54:56 pm »
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Re: KFC launches a questionable range of gravy-infused cocktails
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2018, 12:43:24 am »
And yet these morons got rid of the Double Down.   Best chicken sandwich ever invented.
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Re: KFC launches a questionable range of gravy-infused cocktails
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2018, 03:23:43 am »
Anybody remember Blue Collar TV's Dan Grogan's House of Gravy?
Maybe the guys that are supposed to come up with new menu items are just out of ideas and go to old TV shows to get them.

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Re: KFC launches a questionable range of gravy-infused cocktails
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2018, 03:40:14 am »
None of these drinks sound worse than a Cosmo. Hell, I'd drink a Bullshot over a Cosmo.

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Re: KFC launches a questionable range of gravy-infused cocktails
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2018, 01:08:51 pm »
Finger Lickin' Gross.
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Re: KFC launches a questionable range of gravy-infused cocktails
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2018, 02:08:19 pm »


Better idea.
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