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Offline Fishrrman

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5 Reasons Haiti Is Indeed A S***hole Country
« on: January 12, 2018, 04:20:02 PM »
http://www.returnofkings.com/148787/5-reasons-haiti-is-indeed-a-shithole-country

5 REASONS HAITI IS INDEED A S***HOLE COUNTRY
by John Carver
January 12, 2018

Haiti is a disaster zone. It’s the poorest country in the Western hemisphere, and the epitome of a ‘failed state’. It’s a country founded upon the wholesale slaughter of 3,000-5,000 mostly innocent white French men, women and children following a 1804 massacre, and there is almost nothing attached to its name that could be considered an accomplishment other than being the ‘world’s first black Republic’.

In any case, Haiti has made it big in the news recently, due to President Trump deriding it and other African nations as “shithole countries“. He especially considers them poor sources of new immigrants to the United States, and that the country should be more open to countries like Norway, a nation which once sent 1/3rd of its population to the U.S. in the late 19th and early 20th centuries.

This article will present five reasons why President Trump is not racist in regards to his opinion on Haiti being a shithole country (facts are racist!), and will end with a strong argument that countries like Norway would indeed be far more preferencial sources of immigration to ensure U.S. prosperity. That is of course, if they even bothered to come. Norway by many measures is considered to be the most prosperous country in the world.

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Re: 5 Reasons Haiti Is Indeed A S***hole Country
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2018, 06:42:28 PM »
You might live in a shithole if...

You run through gunfire to escape it.
You step in your own shit while walking the dog.
CNN is the only channel in your airport.
You risk Hep A going to the public restroom.

Just a few of the bazillion I’ve seen today.   :silly:

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Re: 5 Reasons Haiti Is Indeed A S***hole Country
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2018, 08:57:32 PM »
To be fair,  Haiti makes one of the finest rums in the world.

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Re: 5 Reasons Haiti Is Indeed A S***hole Country
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2018, 09:07:46 PM »
To be fair,  Haiti makes one of the finest rums in the world.

Rhum Barbancourt

I guess we know now where your priorities lie.

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Re: 5 Reasons Haiti Is Indeed A S***hole Country
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Re: 5 Reasons Haiti Is Indeed A S***hole Country
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Re: 5 Reasons Haiti Is Indeed A S***hole Country
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2018, 12:29:35 AM »
More I found...

You May Be a Shithole Country If...

...your President-for-Life has almost as many medals as John Kerry applied for.

...the hurricane you experienced 30 years ago is still a front-page national emergency.

...machetes are placed on the right with the salad fork.

...all press reports start by praising your country's Menshevik medical system.

...your Transport Ministry classifies llama as a "muscle car".

...if your National Fragrance is musk ox.

...the hit of the Boat Show is the exciting new Twin Outboard Water Buffalo 2000!

...even gypsies refuse to steal your children.

...nerve gas just went up to $2.89 per gallon self-serve.

...American college students put your Gestapo Chief's picture on their t-shirts to be cool.

...your Number #1 pizza topping is tree bark.

...Dick Durbin and Bob Mueller scrubbed all references to your culture from the FBI's counter-terrorism manuals on orders from the local Muslim Brotherhood, Oval Office Chapter.

...college professors insist we adopt your country's political system, even though you just ate Sunday brunch from a dumpster.

...your nation's entire GDP is based on Deepak Chopra successfully bilking lonely widows.

...the .50 caliber machine guns you just bought out of the back of a stolen Lexus in Juarez say "Courtesy of Eric Holder".

...the secret ingredient in your country's hot dogs: hot dogs.

...your national Rock-Throwing Team has dominated the Olympic Medal count for the last fifty years.

..."Snakes on a Plane!" is both the in-flight movie and the motto painted on the tail-fin of your national airline.

...you want to sacrifice a 9 year-old virgin to the volcano but they're all happily-married.

...your dictators, criminals and terrorists got their nukes from Obama, their machine guns from Holder, their small arms from Hillary, their censorship from Facebook and their excuses from the Mainstream Fake News.

...Liam Neeson is rescuing his daughter from your extended family.

...your State-Run Media isn't must-see TV--it's must-watch.

...your Entertainment Industry is powered by dung-fired power plants. And the entertainment consists of watching the dung fire.

...your cabinet ministers openly take bribes while your former presidente wiretaps political opponents with the help of the National Police Force in order to rig an election...oh, wait...

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Re: 5 Reasons Haiti Is Indeed A S***hole Country
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2018, 10:48:11 AM »

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Re: 5 Reasons Haiti Is Indeed A S***hole Country
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2018, 11:15:40 AM »
Top 10 Sh*tholes Nobody Wants to Visit

https://pjmedia.com/trending/top-10-shiholes-never-want-visit/

1. Haiti
2. Anywhere ending in "stan" or Iran
3. Tecoman, Mexico
4. Somalia
5. North Korea
6. Venezuela
7. Detroit
8. New Orleans
9. India
10. Anywhere in Africa where you have to walk to get water

* How many practice socialism, or muslim?
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Re: 5 Reasons Haiti Is Indeed A S***hole Country
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2018, 11:21:00 AM »
Post 6 is hysterical. Funny stuff!

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Re: 5 Reasons Haiti Is Indeed A S***hole Country
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2018, 11:32:38 AM »
Post 6 is hysterical. Funny stuff!
Yes. Amazing how Trump manages to focus attention on things that matter.
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