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Today's Toons 1/8/18
« on: January 08, 2018, 10:33:38 am »
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Re: Today's Toons 1/8/18
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2018, 11:37:11 am »
Nice Pookie, Love the Will Rogers toons.
My favorite quote of his is "I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat."
In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
�More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.�-Woody Allen
If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken him completely by surprise.

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Re: Today's Toons 1/8/18
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2018, 12:02:26 pm »
Nice Pookie, Love the Will Rogers toons.
My favorite quote of his is "I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat."

Glad you liked 'em, Verga! Good quote!

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Re: Today's Toons 1/8/18
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2018, 01:07:16 pm »
Thanks, pookie!
How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: Today's Toons 1/8/18
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2018, 01:27:22 pm »
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!

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Re: Today's Toons 1/8/18
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2018, 01:32:51 pm »
Thanks, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/8/18
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2018, 01:42:15 pm »
Thanks, Pookie!

My pleasure, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 1/8/18
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2018, 04:19:37 pm »
Thanks, Pookie!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/8/18
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2018, 04:26:18 pm »
Thanks, Pookie!!!

You're welcome, as always, CL!