Seven Things Conservatives Should Be Thankful For.....Kurt Schlichter

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Seven Things Conservatives Should Be Thankful For
Kurt Schlichter

Posted: Nov 23, 2017 12:01 AM

If you listen to the nattering nabobs of social media negativity, and you shouldn’t, you might get the false impression that our dreams of a conservative future are imploding. You would be wrong. There is a lot for conservatives to be thankful for, and we’re winning. To paraphrase noted tax reform advocate Wesley Snipes in Passenger 57, always bet on red.

No. 1: Be Thankful That Hillary Is Not Our President.

Every day, it is a joy to awaken, unlike Hillary Clinton, without a hangover. Oh yes, and also to awaken knowing that Felonia von Pantsuit is not, and will never be, our president.

Can you imagine if she were? She is as vindictive as she is stupid, which means instead of ripping apart the regulatory state, she and her nanny-gestapo army of obedient aspiring liberal fascists would be sliding their slimy tentacles into every aspect of our lives. Do you think the GOPe would even resist? The weenies in Congress would jump at the chance for WaPo glory by embracing “bipartisanship,” which means giving that corrupt harpy everything she wants in the name of “cooperation” and “reaching across the aisle.” Amnesty, tax hikes, gun grabs, speech bans – it would all be on the table. Freedom, not so much.

But because of Donald Trump, with the support of normal Americans, winning the election against all odds, none of that is happening. Savor our victory. And give thanks for Hillary’s pain.

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No. 1: Be Thankful That Hillary Is Not Our President.
No. 2: Be Thankful That We Now Know The Truth About So Many “Conservatives.”
No. 3: Be Thankful For Neil Gorsuch.
No. 4: Be Thankful That Conservatives Have A Voice.
No. 5: Be Thankful We Have Fewer Perverts Than The Liberals.
No. 6: Be Thankful For Dogs.
No. 7: Be Thankful That We Have All The Guns.

Should've stopped at 3, perhaps add thanks for dogs at 4, and leave it at that.

Not one of Kurt's better columns IMO.

And give thanks for Hillary’s pain.

Can't we go just one day without having to consider Trump's tweets and Hillary's pain?

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No. 1: Be Thankful That Hillary Is Not Our President.
No. 2: Be Thankful That We Now Know The Truth About So Many “Conservatives.”
No. 3: Be Thankful For Neil Gorsuch.
No. 4: Be Thankful That Conservatives Have A Voice.
No. 5: Be Thankful We Have Fewer Perverts Than The Liberals.
No. 6: Be Thankful For Dogs.
No. 7: Be Thankful That We Have All The Guns.

Should've stopped at 3, perhaps add thanks for dogs at 4, and leave it at that.

Not one of Kurt's better columns IMO.

Can't we go just one day without having to consider Trump's tweets and Hillary's pain?

You're not happy we have the guns?  It's a stretch to say we have "all" of them, but we normals certainly do retain the vast majority of them.  I'm pretty happy about that, because there aren't many liberals thrilled with the notion of Molon Labe.