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Offline RoosGirl

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Re: Pennsylvania man dies day after chainsaw malfunction
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Re: Pennsylvania man dies day after chainsaw malfunction
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Re: Pennsylvania man dies day after chainsaw malfunction
« Reply #27 on: November 20, 2017, 05:36:20 am »


You could probably get through half of a 3" limb with that without needing to recharge.

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Re: Pennsylvania man dies day after chainsaw malfunction
« Reply #28 on: November 20, 2017, 05:38:49 am »
It's like the men here know nothing about tools; always have to do everything myself.
Mebbe that's because we don't use the battery powered ones so much...
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Re: Pennsylvania man dies day after chainsaw malfunction
« Reply #29 on: November 20, 2017, 05:40:27 am »
You could probably get through half of a 3" limb with that without needing to recharge.

How dare you. That's a quality Harbor Freight item. Their tools are guaranteed for dependable performance until you reach the parking lot.

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Re: Pennsylvania man dies day after chainsaw malfunction
« Reply #30 on: November 20, 2017, 05:59:12 am »
Mebbe that's because we don't use the battery powered ones so much...

Mebbe that's why.

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Re: Pennsylvania man dies day after chainsaw malfunction
« Reply #31 on: November 20, 2017, 05:59:39 am »
How dare you. That's a quality Harbor Freight item. Their tools are guaranteed for dependable performance until you reach the parking lot.

Oh, pardon me.

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Re: Pennsylvania man dies day after chainsaw malfunction
« Reply #32 on: November 20, 2017, 06:00:23 am »
Mebbe Maybe that's why.

There. Fixed it.

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Re: Pennsylvania man dies day after chainsaw malfunction
« Reply #34 on: November 20, 2017, 06:05:35 am »
Word.

Maybe the guy but a 24 volt battery into a 18 volt saw.

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Re: Pennsylvania man dies day after chainsaw malfunction
« Reply #35 on: November 20, 2017, 06:06:41 am »
Maybe the guy but a 24 volt battery into a 18 volt saw.

Mebbe

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Re: Pennsylvania man dies day after chainsaw malfunction
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Re: Pennsylvania man dies day after chainsaw malfunction
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Re: Pennsylvania man dies day after chainsaw malfunction
« Reply #41 on: November 20, 2017, 06:30:47 am »
I might have to try that.

Be sure to stick it in your pocket when you do.

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Re: Pennsylvania man dies day after chainsaw malfunction
« Reply #42 on: November 20, 2017, 06:33:57 am »
Be sure to stick it in your pocket when you do.

Now you're just being mean.

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Re: Pennsylvania man dies day after chainsaw malfunction
« Reply #43 on: November 20, 2017, 06:36:08 am »
Now you're just being mean.

It'l keep you warm on a cold day.

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Re: Pennsylvania man dies day after chainsaw malfunction
« Reply #44 on: November 20, 2017, 06:45:35 am »
It'l keep you warm on a cold day.

It's Florida.  Cold days are my favorite.

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Re: Pennsylvania man dies day after chainsaw malfunction
« Reply #45 on: November 20, 2017, 06:47:56 am »
It's Florida.  Cold days are my favorite.

Then what the hell do you know about chainsaws if you don't need firewood?

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Re: Pennsylvania man dies day after chainsaw malfunction
« Reply #46 on: November 20, 2017, 06:52:35 am »
Then what the hell do you know about chainsaws if you don't need firewood?

Our fire pits are outside.

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Re: Pennsylvania man dies day after chainsaw malfunction
« Reply #47 on: November 20, 2017, 06:54:27 am »
Our fire pits are outside.

How the hell does that keep your house warm in the winter?

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Re: Pennsylvania man dies day after chainsaw malfunction
« Reply #48 on: November 20, 2017, 06:59:33 am »
How the hell does that keep your house warm in the winter?

My husband and son use me as a space heater.

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Re: Pennsylvania man dies day after chainsaw malfunction
« Reply #49 on: November 20, 2017, 07:01:09 am »
My husband and son use me as a space heater.

Because you are always angry, right?