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Offline RoosGirl

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The new Tesla Roadster just blew our minds
« on: November 17, 2017, 03:44:52 pm »
The company we know as Tesla launched with the Roadster, a repurposed, eviscerated Lotus with its guts largely replaced with a freezer-sized battery pack and a repurposed electric motor. It was a ton of fun to drive, it sounded like the future and it kicked us off on this crazy journey that's given the world everything from the Model 3 to the Semi. Now, the Roadster is returning, and Musk says it'll be the quickest car on the planet.

Coming in 2020, the new Tesla Roadster is said to do the 0 - 60 sprint in 1.9 seconds and continue on through the quarter mile in less than eight seconds. That will absolutely decimate the Dodge Demon, current king of the acceleration stakes.

https://www.cnet.com/roadshow/news/the-new-tesla-roadster-just-blew-our-minds/

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Re: The new Tesla Roadster just blew our minds
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2017, 03:45:47 pm »
Jeez, that's the kind of acceleration that SuperBikes have.  Holy hell that would be fun!

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Re: The new Tesla Roadster just blew our minds
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2017, 03:49:16 pm »
Jeez, that's the kind of acceleration that SuperBikes have.  Holy hell that would be fun!

Unlimited torque. The only thing stopping it from launching itself into orbit are the physical limitations of the drivetrain.

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Re: The new Tesla Roadster just blew our minds
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2017, 03:52:19 pm »
Citizenship, Musk

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Since when did the US support triple citizenship?

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Re: The new Tesla Roadster just blew our minds
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2017, 03:53:31 pm »
Citizenship, Musk

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    United States (2002–present)

Since when did the US support triple citizenship?

Do we have to discuss such things on a sexy car thread?

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Re: The new Tesla Roadster just blew our minds
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2017, 03:56:00 pm »
Apologies, I just found that to be disturbing.

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Re: The new Tesla Roadster just blew our minds
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2017, 03:56:30 pm »
Apologies, I just found that to be disturbing.

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Re: The new Tesla Roadster just blew our minds
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2017, 04:02:21 pm »
LOL. First off, no one is going to buy an electric 18 wheeler that costs more than double the price of diesel and has less range. There is no infrastructure to support it and what happens when it breaks down with a load in the middle of nowhere? Secondly this Roadster is just a rich mans toy Musk is using to distract from the fact that Fisker just developed a battery that charges in a minute, Teslas production problems replete with employee class action lawsuits, poor Tesla 3 sales and massive cash burn every quarter.

http://fortune.com/2017/10/31/ubs-tesla-q3-earnings-cash-burn/

http://fortune.com/2017/10/31/ubs-tesla-q3-earnings-cash-burn/

https://www.nbcnews.com/business/autos/tesla-hit-lawsuit-called-hotbed-racist-behavior-n820651

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-10-02/tesla-sales-climb-as-model-3-stokes-demand-in-pricier-offerings


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Re: The new Tesla Roadster just blew our minds
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2017, 04:06:17 pm »
LOL. First off, no one is going to buy an electric 18 wheeler that costs more than double the price of diesel and has less range. There is no infrastructure to support it and what happens when it breaks down with a load in the middle of nowhere? Secondly this Roadster is just a rich mans toy Musk is using to distract from the fact that Fisker just developed a battery that charges in a minute, Teslas production problems replete with employee class action lawsuits, poor Tesla 3 sales and massive cash burn every quarter.

http://fortune.com/2017/10/31/ubs-tesla-q3-earnings-cash-burn/

http://fortune.com/2017/10/31/ubs-tesla-q3-earnings-cash-burn/

https://www.nbcnews.com/business/autos/tesla-hit-lawsuit-called-hotbed-racist-behavior-n820651

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-10-02/tesla-sales-climb-as-model-3-stokes-demand-in-pricier-offerings



Any car that can 0 to 60 in under 2 is on my Hell Yeah! list.  Now stop harshin on my car buzz.

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Re: The new Tesla Roadster just blew our minds
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2017, 04:10:46 pm »
Citizenship, Musk

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Since when did the US support triple citizenship?


And why in the H%LL are US taxpayers compelled to subsidize his products?
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Re: The new Tesla Roadster just blew our minds
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2017, 04:12:46 pm »
I see I'm going to have start posting pictures of pretty men to get you boys off my lovely fast car thread.

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Re: The new Tesla Roadster just blew our minds
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2017, 04:13:57 pm »
Any car that can 0 to 60 in under 2 is on my Hell Yeah! list.  Now stop harshin on my car buzz.

But the Welfare Queens buying this Govt' subsidized car can't drive so the only ones you will see will be upside down on someones front lawn.....


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Re: The new Tesla Roadster just blew our minds
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2017, 04:27:23 pm »
But the Welfare Queens buying this Govt' subsidized car can't drive so the only ones you will see will be upside down on someones front lawn.....



I'm an excellent driver.  Now all I need is a sugar daddy to buy me one.

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Re: The new Tesla Roadster just blew our minds
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2017, 04:31:29 pm »
I'm an excellent driver.  Now all I need is a sugar daddy to buy me one.

Oh yeah? You have my interest. What do you have to offer in such an arrangement?

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Re: The new Tesla Roadster just blew our minds
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2017, 04:35:14 pm »
Oh yeah? You have my interest. What do you have to offer in such an arrangement?

The opportunity for you to buy me something that would make me happy.

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Re: The new Tesla Roadster just blew our minds
« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2017, 04:39:03 pm »
The opportunity for you to buy me something that would make me happy.

I'm not sure you understand the concept of a Sugar Daddy. It involves in kind services. You are describing more of a Financial Domination type scenario.


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Re: The new Tesla Roadster just blew our minds
« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2017, 04:43:25 pm »
I'm not sure you understand the concept of a Sugar Daddy. It involves in kind services. You are describing more of a Financial Domination type scenario.



You have the best ideas.  I guess I'm okay with doing things that way.

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Re: The new Tesla Roadster just blew our minds
« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2017, 04:46:31 pm »
I'm an excellent driver.  Now all I need is a sugar daddy to buy me one.
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Re: The new Tesla Roadster just blew our minds
« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2017, 04:49:33 pm »
You have the best ideas.  I guess I'm okay with doing things that way.

Here's your new avatar.....


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Re: The new Tesla Roadster just blew our minds
« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2017, 05:06:55 am »
Citizenship, Musk

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Since when did the US support triple citizenship?

Since whenever.  There are a number of ways to acquire multiple citizenship, with one being U.S. citizenship.  Is this such a big issue?

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Re: The new Tesla Roadster just blew our minds
« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2017, 05:08:44 am »
LOL. First off, no one is going to buy an electric 18 wheeler that costs more than double the price of diesel and has less range. There is no infrastructure to support it and what happens when it breaks down with a load in the middle of nowhere? Secondly this Roadster is just a rich mans toy Musk is using to distract from the fact that Fisker just developed a battery that charges in a minute, Teslas production problems replete with employee class action lawsuits, poor Tesla 3 sales and massive cash burn every quarter.

http://fortune.com/2017/10/31/ubs-tesla-q3-earnings-cash-burn/

http://fortune.com/2017/10/31/ubs-tesla-q3-earnings-cash-burn/

https://www.nbcnews.com/business/autos/tesla-hit-lawsuit-called-hotbed-racist-behavior-n820651

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-10-02/tesla-sales-climb-as-model-3-stokes-demand-in-pricier-offerings



You'd better talk to the likes of Walmart, then, because they pre-ordered 15.

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Re: The new Tesla Roadster just blew our minds
« Reply #21 on: November 19, 2017, 05:13:25 am »
Don't say you weren't warned.


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Re: The new Tesla Roadster just blew our minds
« Reply #22 on: November 19, 2017, 05:59:45 am »
You'd better talk to the likes of Walmart, then, because they pre-ordered 15.

Out of a fleet of how many trucks they are replacing?

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Re: The new Tesla Roadster just blew our minds
« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2017, 10:40:25 pm »
Out of a fleet of how many trucks they are replacing?

That remains to be seen.  But only an idiot refuses to see what's right before his nose.