Muddy Waters once sang, "You can't lose what you ain't never had."
I ain't never had any attachment to football, emotional or otherwise, other than playing
one season in a recreational league when I was kid just to see if I liked it. I didn't, partially
because as a football player I was a good baseball player (for a few boyhood years, anyway),
and partly because being amidst a gaggle of guys trying to cripple each other while one
poor sap survived to throw or run with something that wasn't even shaped like a ball, for
crying out loud, made about as much sense as trying to see where you were going in an
unlit TNT warehouse with a blowtorch.
So it's no loss for me, either.
And that was before you could follow the NFL by reading the police blotter reports . . .