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Illegal Alien Charged After Caught ‘Having Sex’ With Fence
« on: August 16, 2017, 12:29:49 pm »
Illegal Alien Charged After Caught ‘Having Sex’ With Fence
August 16, 2017

TRAVIS COUNTY, TX (The Smoking Gun) – A warrant has been issued for a Texas resident who stands accused of having sex with a chain link fence, according to court records.

A judge last week ordered the arrest of Eliodoro Estala, 32, after he failed to appear for a court hearing in his indecent exposure case. A bond posted earlier this year by Estala, a Mexican national, was ordered forfeited by a Travis County jurist.

http://www.illegalaliencrimereport.com/uncategorized/illegal-alien-charged-after-caught-having-sex-with-fence/
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Re: Illegal Alien Charged After Caught ‘Having Sex’ With Fence
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2017, 12:31:16 pm »
Not only did he have sex with the fence, he chose the ugliest link of the fence! :silly:
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Re: Illegal Alien Charged After Caught ‘Having Sex’ With Fence
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2017, 12:45:18 pm »
@rangerrebew

Seems to me the links on the fence had to be quite small to make contact with his "member".  I also think he must be into pain if his "member" was raking against the metal chain. 
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Re: Illegal Alien Charged After Caught ‘Having Sex’ With Fence
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2017, 12:49:25 pm »
Quote from: rangerrebew on August 16, 2017, 12:31:16 pm
Not only did he have sex with the fence, he chose the ugliest link of the fence! :silly:
Or the missing ink.
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Re: Illegal Alien Charged After Caught ‘Having Sex’ With Fence
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2017, 12:51:58 pm »
Nothing like morning fencing.

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Re: Illegal Alien Charged After Caught ‘Having Sex’ With Fence
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2017, 01:04:13 pm »
Quote from: Cripplecreek on August 16, 2017, 12:51:58 pm
Nothing like morning fencing.


Nice fence post.
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« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2017, 01:08:53 pm »
Quote from: Victoria33 on August 16, 2017, 12:45:18 pm
@rangerrebew

Seems to me the links on the fence had to be quite small to make contact with his "member".  I also think he must be into pain if his "member" was raking against the metal chain.

Perhaps if a border fence were built of this material, it would act like fly paper to attract illegals to it's charms. :whistle:
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