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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #50 on: August 12, 2017, 04:12:38 PM »
Who the heck moderates this forum.  Place needs a cleanup!

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« Reply #51 on: August 12, 2017, 04:26:17 PM »
If you go native in a Muslim majority nation, you probably won't even get toilet paper or a bidet.  You will get only a nozzle-operated water hose.  That was my experience in a medical clinic in Indonesia.

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« Reply #52 on: August 12, 2017, 04:32:22 PM »
Truth has to be repeated constantly, because Error also is being preached all the time, and not just by a few, but by the multitude. In the Press and Encyclopaedias, in Schools and Universities, everywhere Error holds sway, feeling happy and comfortable in the knowledge of having Majority on its side.

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #53 on: August 12, 2017, 04:38:00 PM »
If you go native in a Muslim majority nation, you probably won't even get toilet paper or a bidet.  You will get only a nozzle-operated water hose.  That was my experience in a medical clinic in Indonesia.

I worked and lived in the Middle East for many years and know this to be true.  And the people who inhabit such places make a hell of a mess when they try to use our western facilities.

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #54 on: August 12, 2017, 04:40:48 PM »
Who the heck moderates this forum.  Place needs a cleanup!

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Who cares?  :laugh:

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #55 on: August 12, 2017, 04:54:25 PM »
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But in houses with cats who like to play with it, it must go under, else you end up with a pile of paper on the floor.

I said the same thing later in the thread without noticing that you had already said it.  (It's actually kind of fun to watch a cat spooling out the TP onto the floor much like a boxer slapping a punching bag in a fast rhythm.)

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #57 on: August 12, 2017, 05:27:04 PM »
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I said the same thing later in the thread without noticing that you had already said it.  (It's actually kind of fun to watch a cat spooling out the TP onto the floor much like a boxer slapping a punching bag in a fast rhythm.)
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See that's your problem, right there.  You've got cats IN YOUR HOUSE!  Everyone knows that cats are only good for target practice....can't do that in the house!   Jeez!  Silly people!
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« Reply #58 on: August 12, 2017, 05:33:26 PM »
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See that's your problem, right there.  You've got cats IN YOUR HOUSE!  Everyone knows that cats are only good for target practice....can't do that in the house!   Jeez!  Silly people!
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Wait a minute!  I don't have cats.  (I have no use for pets that are not supremely, demonstrably grateful for room and board.)  But I have watched them play with the toilet paper rolls at other people's houses.

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #59 on: August 12, 2017, 05:34:44 PM »
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See that's your problem, right there.  You've got cats IN YOUR HOUSE!  Everyone knows that cats are only good for target practice....can't do that in the house!   Jeez!  Silly people!
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I was at the range with my husband one day and I guess we each thought the other one had packed the targets in our range bag.  So I leave hubby on the range and go out to the store area and am looking at the targets they have.  One of the salesmen walks up to me and asks if he can help me find something.  I don't know what put this in my head, but with a straight face I say "I see you've got targets for ground hogs and turkeys, but I don't see any kittens.  Do you have any of those?"  The look on his face...
 
Truth has to be repeated constantly, because Error also is being preached all the time, and not just by a few, but by the multitude. In the Press and Encyclopaedias, in Schools and Universities, everywhere Error holds sway, feeling happy and comfortable in the knowledge of having Majority on its side.

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #60 on: August 12, 2017, 05:35:43 PM »
Wait a minute!  I don't have cats.  (I have no use for pets that are not supremely, demonstrably grateful for room and board.)  But I have watched them play with the toilet paper rolls at other people's houses.

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Lol!  My fault!  Shouldn't have leapt to that conclusion!

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #61 on: August 12, 2017, 05:41:04 PM »
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I was at the range with my husband one day and I guess we each thought the other one had packed the targets in our range bag.  So I leave hubby on the range and go out to the store area and am looking at the targets they have.  One of the salesmen walks up to me and asks if he can help me find something.  I don't know what put this in my head, but with a straight face I say "I see you've got targets for ground hogs and turkeys, but I don't see any kittens.  Do you have any of those?"  The look on his face...
 

That's HILARIOUS!

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #62 on: August 12, 2017, 06:01:54 PM »
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That's HILARIOUS!

I'm not sure he thought it was as funny as I did, but I'm okay with that. :)
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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #63 on: August 12, 2017, 06:20:13 PM »
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I said the same thing later in the thread without noticing that you had already said it.  (It's actually kind of fun to watch a cat spooling out the TP onto the floor much like a boxer slapping a punching bag in a fast rhythm.)

The look on their faces seems to always be so nonchalant.  ^-^
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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #64 on: August 12, 2017, 06:22:22 PM »
Lol!  My fault!  Shouldn't have leapt to that conclusion!
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Funny thing, I don't have cats, either!
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« Reply #66 on: August 12, 2017, 06:37:13 PM »
Yeah, who the heck moderates this place anyway?
Truth has to be repeated constantly, because Error also is being preached all the time, and not just by a few, but by the multitude. In the Press and Encyclopaedias, in Schools and Universities, everywhere Error holds sway, feeling happy and comfortable in the knowledge of having Majority on its side.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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« Reply #67 on: August 12, 2017, 06:50:12 PM »
Yeah, who the heck moderates this place anyway?

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #68 on: August 12, 2017, 07:00:05 PM »
@Wingnut
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Yeah, who the heck moderates this place anyway?
I vote for @RoosGirl.  Considering her awful targeting of kitties, we can expect her not to be a very moderate moderator.  (And she doesn't much like Trump.)

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #69 on: August 12, 2017, 07:15:12 PM »
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@Suppressed I vote for @RoosGirl.  Considering her awful targeting of kitties, we can expect her not to be a very moderate moderator.  (And she doesn't much like Trump.)

She has skills.   :whistle:

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #70 on: August 12, 2017, 07:23:29 PM »
She has skills.   :whistle:

LOL.  And don't you forget it.
Truth has to be repeated constantly, because Error also is being preached all the time, and not just by a few, but by the multitude. In the Press and Encyclopaedias, in Schools and Universities, everywhere Error holds sway, feeling happy and comfortable in the knowledge of having Majority on its side.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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« Reply #71 on: August 12, 2017, 07:36:04 PM »
LOL.  And don't you forget it.

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #72 on: August 12, 2017, 07:36:33 PM »
I defense of cats at least they bury their crap. Unlike most people on the planet that can't even wipe their own ass.

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #73 on: August 12, 2017, 07:50:10 PM »
@bigheadfred
I defense of cats at least they bury their crap. Unlike most people on the planet that can't even wipe their own ass.

Omigosh, Fred, you are sticking up for cats but maligning Muslims.  You are an enigma. 

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #74 on: August 12, 2017, 08:28:58 PM »
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