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Toilet Paper
« on: August 11, 2017, 11:29:37 PM »
The "Over" orientation:




The "Under" orientation:




Bidet:



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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2017, 11:37:41 PM »
Over. Definitely

Bidet. Most definitely not.

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« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2017, 11:38:33 PM »
Under.

Plus bidet.
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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2017, 11:41:57 PM »
Under.

Plus bidet.

Bidet. Is that cold water or warm?

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2017, 11:42:20 PM »
Definitely over
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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2017, 11:42:33 PM »
I guess the answer is the amount of screaming involved.

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« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2017, 11:43:50 PM »
Bidet. Is that cold water or warm?

Depends if the boiler is in a good mood.
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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2017, 11:44:11 PM »
Option #4
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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2017, 12:02:08 AM »
Freestyle (no hanger).
And you have no selection for corncobs... Jussayin.

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« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2017, 12:05:40 AM »
Freestyle (no hanger).
And you have no selection for corncobs... Jussayin.

You monster.

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2017, 12:11:25 AM »
You monster.

And I mash it flat, so it ain't a roll no more.... Keep it on a shelf overhead... And there's a spare in my pickup.  :whistle:

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« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2017, 12:19:31 AM »
Sitting on the counter because in the 20 odd years I've lived here I haven't gotten around to installing a dispenser.

At work they are required to be over and toilet seats are supposed to be in the up position in both male and female restrooms.

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« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2017, 12:31:17 AM »
I worry about all the people who thinks to much about this and doesn't just stick it on no matter which way it goes.

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #15 on: August 12, 2017, 12:32:22 AM »
Depends........

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« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2017, 12:35:21 AM »


In Soviet Russia, toilet p!ss on you.
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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2017, 12:42:59 AM »
Arguing how to hang toilet paper roll is rich man problem.

Finding clean water to wash left hand..... is problem for most.



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« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2017, 01:42:11 AM »
I guess the answer is the amount of screaming involved.


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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2017, 02:52:42 AM »
I once used a bidet at a fancy schmancy hotel. It was wonderful.


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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2017, 10:31:07 AM »
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« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2017, 10:32:26 AM »
I worry about all the people who thinks to much about this and doesn't just stick it on no matter which way it goes.

In hotels, it's supposed to be over the top, as it hangs it freely and not against the wall.

But in houses with cats who like to play with it, it must go under, else you end up with a pile of paper on the floor.
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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2017, 10:33:40 AM »
Under.

Plus bidet.

Ugh.

You'd like visiting my parents.  That's their setup.
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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2017, 10:40:16 AM »
For what its worth, I'm a bread bag twist & flipper.

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