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What's the Highest Grade a Computer Programmer Can Get?
« on: July 24, 2017, 06:58:54 pm »
Small joke, courtesy of my daughter, who is taking her first programming/coding class.  Answer in next post.
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Re: What's the Highest Grade a Computer Programmer Can Get?
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2017, 06:59:08 pm »
Answer:  C++
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Re: What's the Highest Grade a Computer Programmer Can Get?
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2017, 07:01:16 pm »
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Re: What's the Highest Grade a Computer Programmer Can Get?
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2017, 07:03:07 pm »
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Re: What's the Highest Grade a Computer Programmer Can Get?
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2017, 07:04:24 pm »
Ok, I'm going to go real old-school here....


What's a S0C4?
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« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2017, 07:05:18 pm »
Quote from: dfwgator on July 24, 2017, 07:04:24 pm
Ok, I'm going to go real old-school here....


What's a S0C4?

Keeping ones foot warm and dry?
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Re: What's the Highest Grade a Computer Programmer Can Get?
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2017, 07:14:53 pm »
Ada, go Forth!
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Re: What's the Highest Grade a Computer Programmer Can Get?
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2017, 07:19:07 pm »
I would have said:

0x412b

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Re: What's the Highest Grade a Computer Programmer Can Get?
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2017, 07:38:30 pm »
Ah!  An outbreak of geekism.  It is not contagious in the general population, but is common in certain populations.
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Re: What's the Highest Grade a Computer Programmer Can Get?
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2017, 07:45:39 pm »
Computer programming jokes?

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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Re: What's the Highest Grade a Computer Programmer Can Get?
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2017, 08:06:19 pm »
I would have gone with B:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B_(programming_language)

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Re: What's the Highest Grade a Computer Programmer Can Get?
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2017, 08:24:26 pm »
First you get a C.
Then you get an A.
If you score a D after that, you win.
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Re: What's the Highest Grade a Computer Programmer Can Get?
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2017, 08:34:18 pm »
Quote from: Ghost Bear on July 24, 2017, 07:45:39 pm
Computer programming jokes?

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

 :laugh:

There are two kinds of people in the world.

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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Re: What's the Highest Grade a Computer Programmer Can Get?
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2017, 08:37:12 pm »
Quote from: Suppressed on July 24, 2017, 08:34:18 pm
There are two kinds of people in the world.

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Heh, my brain completed the line before it realized that the words weren't there!   :laugh:
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Re: What's the Highest Grade a Computer Programmer Can Get?
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2017, 09:10:03 pm »
Galaxy Lord Cybermaster of the Dark Web?
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Re: What's the Highest Grade a Computer Programmer Can Get?
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2017, 09:38:46 pm »
Quote from: Suppressed on July 24, 2017, 08:34:18 pm
There are two kinds of people in the world.

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.


Fuzzy Wuzzie was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzie had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzie wasn't fuzzy was he?
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