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Only government could mess up the gas tank
« on: July 14, 2017, 03:00:32 pm »
http://bobconfer.blogspot.com/2017/07/only-government-could-mess-up-gas-tank.html

by Bob Confer
July 14, 2017

Have you purchased a portable fuel tank for your garage or boat in recent years and wondered why they are, respectively, such pieces of garbage or so expensive?

You can’t help but be frustrated with what has happened to the once-simple gas can.

The modern no-spill units you use to fuel up your mower, chainsaw or ATV are anything but no-spill, as the clumsy spouts and necks lead to immeasurable amounts of wasted gas ending up on your power equipment and garage floor. You likely approach the same gas cans with trepidation because they look like bloated little powder kegs ready to explode on hot summer days because they are no longer manufactured with vents.   

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At my factory, we’ve lost business in a few waves because we didn’t have the technology necessary to meet these crazy regulations.

In 2010, we made the last of our portable fuel tanks for marine use. The production of those tanks kept 8 people busy for three-quarters of the year. 

That same year, fuel tank business for lawn mower manufacturers also tanked for us. We were making more than 60,000 mower tanks a year. Once the law went into effect, our customers’ tanks could be used only for aftermarket repairs of old mowers and production dropped to only 2% of what it was.

This week officially marks the end of an era for us at Confer Plastics as we will be making the very last of those aftermarket items. We had been making gas tanks since the early-1970s. Going forward, we’ll never make one again. 

We could have stayed in the gas can business, but it would have required a $4 million investment in a high-tech multi-layered machine necessary to make them.

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Re: Only government could mess up the gas tank
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2017, 03:14:57 pm »
Thanks for posting this Myrle. I have been losing my mind with the total bullshit that I am forced to buy for gas cans. They are garbage that you can't keep open to get fuel out to the point I end up breaking the stupid things up just to get gas in my mowers.

Govt' is out of control.

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« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2017, 03:20:20 pm »
Whatever happened to "If it ain't broke don't fix it!"
"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.

"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
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Re: Only government could mess up the gas tank
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2017, 03:22:51 pm »
And this is the same entity everyone wants to entrust with healthcare and health insurance.

Buncha morons.

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Re: Only government could mess up the gas tank
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2017, 07:47:16 pm »
This is why we can't have nice useful things:


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Re: Only government could mess up the gas tank
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2017, 08:14:32 pm »
This is why we can't have nice useful things:



No amount of government will ever stop idiots from doing idiotic things!
"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.

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Re: Only government could mess up the gas tank
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2017, 08:25:12 pm »
I looked all over for replacements for my old gas cans. I settled for the No-Spill brand from Ace Hardware. I picked up 2. I haven't had them long enough to say how they hold up.


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« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2017, 08:29:10 pm »
I looked all over for replacements for my old gas cans. I settled for the No-Spill brand from Ace Hardware. I picked up 2. I haven't had them long enough to say how they hold up.



My experience with similar government mandated designs shows me that "no spill" also means "no pour".

Much like government mandated 3.5 gallon per flush toilets means two are there flushes for use! In order to conserve water you know!
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Re: Only government could mess up the gas tank
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2017, 08:57:41 pm »
My experience with similar government mandated designs shows me that "no spill" also means "no pour".


That was my complaint with the other type I had. I broke a couple of them trying to get fuel out of them.  This one has a push button valve. Works good, so far.

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« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2017, 10:11:40 pm »
I looked all over for replacements for my old gas cans. I settled for the No-Spill brand from Ace Hardware. I picked up 2. I haven't had them long enough to say how they hold up.



No spill.  I find all these wacky nozzles now-a-day make for an even playing field between safe users and those that pour gasoline on bonfires.  Burn em ALL!

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« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2017, 10:18:14 pm »
@Wingnut


FYI, Blitz had enough of being sued by Darwin Award losers' lawyers and simply packed it in.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/other/wal-mart-agrees-contribute-25-million-settle-gas-can-explosion-f2D11714192


Oh Geez.   Stupid people should die not be able to sue.

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Re: Only government could mess up the gas tank
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2017, 10:26:10 pm »
@Wingnut


FYI, Blitz had enough of being sued by Darwin Award losers' lawyers and simply packed it in.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/other/wal-mart-agrees-contribute-25-million-settle-gas-can-explosion-f2D11714192

Greeeat. Flame arrestor. Betcha that makes em pour even better...

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Re: Only government could mess up the gas tank
« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2017, 12:08:00 am »
Whatever happened to "If it ain't broke don't fix it!"
It went the way of . . .



. . . and . . .



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. . . and now, if it isn't broken, we call the repairman . . . ;)


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« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2017, 12:23:10 am »
Thanks for posting this Myrle. I have been losing my mind with the total bullshit that I am forced to buy for gas cans. They are garbage that you can't keep open to get fuel out to the point I end up breaking the stupid things up just to get gas in my mowers.

Govt' is out of control.
Garage sales, equipment auctions, estate sales, look 'em over real good.
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« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2017, 12:28:48 am »
No amount of government will ever stop idiots from doing idiotic things!

My husband says if you make something idiot proof they'll just build a better idiot.
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« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2017, 12:32:07 am »
My husband says if you make something idiot proof they'll just build a better idiot.
And if anyone can build a better idiot, it's today's political (lack of) class!


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« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2017, 12:34:48 am »
Garage sales, equipment auctions, estate sales, look 'em over real good.
Don't forget the flea markets.

(Though if you're thinking of going there to buy fleas, you're going to be badly disappointed . . . )


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« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2017, 12:46:26 am »
Whatever happened to "If it ain't broke don't fix it!"
Leave it to government to propose a solution that doesn't work fro a problem that doesn't exist, that required serious modification to even make the device usable.

Just imagine what they would do to something like going to the doctor... :nometalk:
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« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2017, 12:48:30 am »
Don't forget the flea markets.

(Though if you're thinking of going there to buy fleas, you're going to be badly disappointed . . . )
Nothing like a good flea market or swap meet!

I'd rather deal with fleas than FLEAs*.  :shrug: They make a cure for the former. The stuff to control the latter isn't working.


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« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2017, 12:53:37 am »
Leave it to government to propose a solution that doesn't work fro a problem that doesn't exist, that required serious modification to even make the device usable.

Just imagine what they would do to something like going to the doctor... :nometalk:


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« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2017, 12:54:32 am »
Nothing like a good flea market or swap meet!

I'd rather deal with fleas than FLEAs*.  :shrug: They make a cure for the former. The stuff to control the latter isn't working.


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There was stuff to control them---why do you really think government banned DDT?  :tongue2:


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« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2017, 01:51:10 am »
There was stuff to control them---why do you really think government banned DDT?  :tongue2:

The ACLU  filed suit for the mosquitoes?