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Meet Martha, World’s Ugliest Dog
« on: June 26, 2017, 04:29:20 pm »
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You could say Martha is a rather cheeky gal.

That is, the jowly 3-year-old Neapolitan mastiff has some remarkably expansive cheeks — so expansive, in fact, they droop practically to her knees and flap like slobbery wings when she shakes her head.

And now they've earned Martha a prestigious honor: the title of world's ugliest dog.

The sheer cheekiness of Martha becomes apparent as her owner, Shirley Zindler, gives her mug a tug. Martha took home the title of World's Ugliest Dog on Friday.

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Martha won the World's Ugliest Dog Contest in Petaluma, Calif., beating out 13 other very homely pups to claim the crown on Friday. Besides the honor of the title, Martha also gets a trophy, a $1,500 prize and a flight to New York City for "media appearances," according to contest organizers.

In winning, Martha also earned another — one might say greater — honor: her place enshrined on an illustrious list of champions that dates back nearly three decades.

"We're proud to celebrate all dogs and pets by showing that no matter their imperfections, they are adoptable, lovable and a great addition to any family," says Erin Post, CEO of the Sonoma-Marin Fair, where the contest is held.

Now here's the glamour shot: Martha at rest in the grass.

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Martha hasn't always been showered with laurels. In fact, as The Associated Press reports, the 125-pound giant has overcome some desperate straits:

"The dog, from nearby Sebastopol, was rescued when she was nearly blind from neglect by the Dogwood Animal Rescue Project in Sonoma County, where the contest was held. After several surgeries, she can now see again, [handler Shirley] Zindler said."

Some took umbrage with the word "ugly" in Martha's title — she's "stunning," at least according to one prominent onlooker.

But it was clear from the start that Martha bore the easy confidence of a champion.

The wire service says the judges and the crowd fell immediately in love with her lumbering charms — even if she was a little less than impressed with them, "often plopping down on her side on stage with her droopy face spread across the ground when she was supposed to be showing off.”

Zindler expresses shock at her pup's confident plop — in the middle of the competition.

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Don't let Martha's lackadaisical confidence fool you, though: The greats often make it look easy, no matter how tough the competition.

And the competition was indeed formidable — as you can see below.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/06/24/534220565/photos-meet-martha-worlds-ugliest-dog
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Re: Meet Martha, World’s Ugliest Dog
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2017, 04:53:38 pm »
A former co-worker of mine had a mastiff -- the sweetest dog in the world.  Only the very shallow would care that a dog isn't the societal definition of beautiful.  Looks just aren't everything. 

Congratulations to Martha! 

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Re: Meet Martha, World’s Ugliest Dog
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2017, 04:57:54 pm »
Dogs/canines are probably the only species that can be said as a truism "she's/he's so ugly she's/he's cute".   I raised boxers for a decade.  They were THE cutest dogs on the planet with their floppy jowls. 
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Re: Meet Martha, World’s Ugliest Dog
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2017, 05:08:15 pm »
Dogs/canines are probably the only species that can be said as a truism "she's/he's so ugly she's/he's cute".   I raised boxers for a decade.  They were THE cutest dogs on the planet with their floppy jowls.

I seriously think that boxers are cute for real. Not the so-ugly-she's-cute kind of cute, but seriously cute.


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Re: Meet Martha, World’s Ugliest Dog
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2017, 06:07:57 pm »
For the record I don’t think she’s ugly.

She is not ugly.

As far as I'm concerned, the world's ugliest dog will always be the late Gus (RIP).


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Re: Meet Martha, World’s Ugliest Dog
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2017, 06:09:45 pm »
She is not ugly.

As far as I'm concerned, the world's ugliest dog will always be the late Gus (RIP).



Yes, Gus set a high bar.

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Re: Meet Martha, World’s Ugliest Dog
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2017, 06:13:00 pm »
I seriously think that boxers are cute for real. Not the so-ugly-she's-cute kind of cute, but seriously cute.

I especially liked the sound their jowls made when they were catching treats in mid air....lololol.  You really can't even describe that sound.
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Re: Meet Martha, World’s Ugliest Dog
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2017, 06:13:55 pm »
She is not ugly.

As far as I'm concerned, the world's ugliest dog will always be the late Gus (RIP).



Yikes.   That dog looks like hell.   :silly:
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Re: Meet Martha, World’s Ugliest Dog
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2017, 07:02:21 pm »
She is not ugly.

As far as I'm concerned, the world's ugliest dog will always be the late Gus (RIP).


I agree. Martha is not ugly, she just has a whole lot of extra hide and red eyes.

Gus is like something out of a canine Face-Off competition.
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Re: Meet Martha, World’s Ugliest Dog
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2017, 12:37:13 am »
Da winner!