I was in Izmir Turkey with two associates. One was a senior chief, the other was a contractor. We hitched a ride on a horse drawn carriage. This sounds stupid. But I swear it is true. We were looking Camel cigarettes. You know, made with 'the finest Turkish tobacco.' It turns out that the people in Turkey have no idea what a Camel cigarette is. That was a surprise.
The driver took us to a female prison. He said, This is what you want. It seems that if you pay an admissions fee, everything after that is off the books. Fortunately for me, nobody was interested in having sex with bound female inmates. Good.
By the end of the nigh, after a horse meat steak and a very thorough tour of the city we crashed. The chief took a ride bake to his ship. The contractor and me, we had a room somewhere. This dude got totally naked. I asked, What the hell are you doing. He says, I always sleep in the nude. So he lays out on the bed, on top of the covers, and starts to pretend that he is sleepy. No. No. Sorry guy. No thanks.
You know the weirdest part of that whole episode, his shlong was a big as a 16oz beer can. I have always been proud of my own, but this guy should be having sex with elephants. I've never seen anything like it.
