North Korea insult generator

[ABX]

Are you a world leader who's been the subject of an elaborate name-calling campaign by North Korea? If not, the Washington Examiner has you covered! Our North Korea Most Supreme Insult Generator gives you the chance to feel the unique thrill of knowing that Kim Jong Un not only hates you, but wants to put it in press release form. You see, the state-run media in Pyongyang has a certain flair for insults — stilted, almost Shakespearean, and built for Maximum Shame.

Just type in your name and let 'er rip. And who knows? One day you, too, could become a despot in dire need of a snappy insult for your enemies around the world.....

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/north-korea-insult-generator/article/2623137

[Silver Pines]

Lol, I am a "fat fellow.'

Classic projection.

[driftdiver]

Why do people dismiss the north koreans so easily?

They have or will soon have nukes.
They just successfully tested their reentry vehicle for those nukes.
They have massive stockpiles of the nastiest chemical and biological weapons with the means to deliver them.
They are working with Iran on all of the above.
They have murdered hundreds of thousands of their own citizens using some of the most vile and painful methods.
They have the 5th largest army in the world with the ability to drop massive amounts of artillery on Seoul without warning.
They are ruled by a madman that makes the Dr Evil type characters in James Bond movies look like a piker.

[Wingnut]

Why do people dismiss the north koreans so easily?

You worry too much man.    Don't worry. Be happy.   

I don't plan on revisiting Bert the Turtle.

[driftdiver]

You worry too much man.    Don't worry. Be happy.   

I don't plan on revisiting Bert the Turtle.

They have expressed a sincere desire to destroy America and are very close to having the capability.   

[ABX]

Why do people dismiss the north koreans so easily?

They have or will soon have nukes.
They just successfully tested their reentry vehicle for those nukes.
They have massive stockpiles of the nastiest chemical and biological weapons with the means to deliver them.
They are working with Iran on all of the above.
They have murdered hundreds of thousands of their own citizens using some of the most vile and painful methods.
They have the 5th largest army in the world with the ability to drop massive amounts of artillery on Seoul without warning.
They are ruled by a madman that makes the Dr Evil type characters in James Bond movies look like a piker.

Mocking is not dismissal. I recall mocking of the Soviet Union was common sport, especially in the 80s. that certainly wasn't a dismissal of their threat.

[EC]

What else is there to do?

They have or will soon have nukes. - I can't prevent that.
They just successfully tested their reentry vehicle for those nukes. - I can't prevent that.
They have massive stockpiles of the nastiest chemical and biological weapons with the means to deliver them. - And they will still have them even if I worry myself into an early grave.
They are working with Iran on all of the above.
They have murdered hundreds of thousands of their own citizens using some of the most vile and painful methods. - My latest resurrection formula was another failure.
They have the 5th largest army in the world with the ability to drop massive amounts of artillery on Seoul without warning. - Yep.
They are ruled by a madman that makes the Dr Evil type characters in James Bond movies look like a piker. - Also true.

Since every one of those things is so far out of my hands they may as well be at the core, I'm just gonna trust in God and find humor where I can, while I can.

And according to the insult generator, I'm an indecent bear. 

[InHeavenThereIsNoBeer]

And according to the insult generator, I'm an indecent bear. 

That was the first result I got back, too.

"Carlos Danger is an indecent bear"