A Bedouin walks in the desert and his wife walks a few meters in front of him. An Islamic religious policeman hauls him before a kadi(judge) and the kadi tells the Bedouin:
-It's written in the Quran that a muslim shall walk in front and his wife must follow him, don't you know the Quran?
-Oh kadi, I know the Quran very well, what I don't know is where those ISIS bastards put the landmines.