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Re: Every Mammal On Earth Including Humans Takes 12 Seconds To Poop
« Reply #25 on: April 28, 2017, 12:37:18 am »
Quote from: goodwithagun on April 27, 2017, 11:54:21 pm
I'll go ahead and "drop" this here:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q

Well, that was disturbing.

I'm just going to cross-reference with @pookie18 's toons from this morning, while we're being grossed out.



Yeah, definitely lactose intolerant.

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Re: Every Mammal On Earth Including Humans Takes 12 Seconds To Poop
« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2017, 12:42:04 am »
Tomorrow morning everyone will be "one thousand one, one thousand two..."
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Re: Every Mammal On Earth Including Humans Takes 12 Seconds To Poop
« Reply #27 on: April 28, 2017, 12:45:14 am »
Jon Lovitz  on Prairie Doggin it..

I will never look at Prairie dogs the same ever again. Ingenious though.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNxtPl7SaDQ

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Re: Every Mammal On Earth Including Humans Takes 12 Seconds To Poop
« Reply #28 on: April 28, 2017, 12:53:41 am »
Quote from: skeeter on April 27, 2017, 08:31:10 pm
Thank heavens I've never had a boss who seemed aware of this.

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Re: Every Mammal On Earth Including Humans Takes 12 Seconds To Poop
« Reply #29 on: April 28, 2017, 01:28:55 am »
Quote from: EC on April 27, 2017, 08:21:01 pm
If the average is 12 seconds ... Who's pooping in microseconds to balance out my hour?

 :seeya:
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Re: Every Mammal On Earth Including Humans Takes 12 Seconds To Poop
« Reply #30 on: April 28, 2017, 05:07:29 am »
Quote from: Wingnut on April 27, 2017, 08:29:03 pm
Did you know The Eskimos were the first people to have ICBM's?   I wonder if that slowed down the 12 sec average or sped it up?
No.no. no. That was Icy BMs, not ICBMs. Sheesh!
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Re: Every Mammal On Earth Including Humans Takes 12 Seconds To Poop
« Reply #31 on: April 28, 2017, 05:49:59 am »
These bits are all a waste product
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« Reply #32 on: April 28, 2017, 06:11:37 am »
Quote from: Ghost Bear on April 27, 2017, 08:18:21 pm
What everyone is missing in the snippet quoted is the all-important word, average.

So yeah, sometimes more, sometimes less, but on average, 12 seconds.  :shrug:

With my diverticulitis I'm lucky if I spend five minutes..... I usually can read half a magazine during that time... and it's every three to four days.

I WISH I could do a 12 second poop.

Now the bird that keeps getting my car on the other hand.....
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Re: Every Mammal On Earth Including Humans Takes 12 Seconds To Poop
« Reply #33 on: April 28, 2017, 06:13:06 am »
Quote from: rodamala on April 28, 2017, 12:53:41 am
@skeeter

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Re: Every Mammal On Earth Including Humans Takes 12 Seconds To Poop
« Reply #34 on: April 28, 2017, 11:24:31 am »
My 3 dogs this morning  averaged 11-13 seconds. I was at 14 seconds but that was counting one thousand one one thousand two so it might be off a bit.
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Re: Every Mammal On Earth Including Humans Takes 12 Seconds To Poop
« Reply #35 on: April 28, 2017, 11:42:35 am »
Quote from: mirraflake on April 28, 2017, 11:24:31 am
My 3 dogs this morning  averaged 11-13 seconds. I was at 14 seconds but that was counting one thousand one one thousand two so it might be off a bit.
Dude, that's more information than we really needed. I'm just amazed some coprophile out there has found a niche doing this sort of research in the first place.

As for me, I'll be done by the end of the chapter. That's why there are two bathrooms.

Besides, no one in their right mind wants to be in a hurry to be next.
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Re: Every Mammal On Earth Including Humans Takes 12 Seconds To Poop
« Reply #36 on: April 28, 2017, 02:03:49 pm »
Quote from: rodamala on April 28, 2017, 12:53:41 am
@skeeter

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
That's why I shit, while on company time.

Succinctly put.
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« Reply #37 on: April 28, 2017, 02:06:17 pm »
Quote from: Ghost Bear on April 27, 2017, 08:18:21 pm
What everyone is missing in the snippet quoted is the all-important word, average.

So yeah, sometimes more, sometimes less, but on average, 12 seconds.  :shrug:

The question then becomes, which average?  Arithmetic mean? Harmonic Mean? Geometric Mean?  Median?  Mode?  etc.

I'm wondering whether the mode might be far higher!
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Re: Every Mammal On Earth Including Humans Takes 12 Seconds To Poop
« Reply #38 on: April 28, 2017, 03:50:12 pm »
I can't even get all my reading material ready in 12 seconds. :silly:  Anyway, to do such meaningless research would indicate the experimenter was a liberal and had some government money to waste.  Get it, waste? 000hehehehe
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Re: Every Mammal On Earth Including Humans Takes 12 Seconds To Poop
« Reply #39 on: April 28, 2017, 03:53:17 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on April 28, 2017, 11:42:35 am
Besides, no one in their right mind wants to be in a hurry to be next.


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« Reply #41 on: April 28, 2017, 04:47:26 pm »
Quote from: Suppressed on April 28, 2017, 02:06:17 pm
The question then becomes, which average?  Arithmetic mean? Harmonic Mean? Geometric Mean?  Median?  Mode?  etc.

I'm wondering whether the mode might be far higher!

Poop Allah Mode?
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« Reply #42 on: April 28, 2017, 04:49:00 pm »
Such useful stuff...

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Re: Every Mammal On Earth Including Humans Takes 12 Seconds To Poop
« Reply #43 on: April 28, 2017, 07:46:59 pm »
Quote from: roamer_1 on April 28, 2017, 04:40:58 pm

Uh, No sparks or open flames! Sheesh!  *****rollingeyes*****
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Re: Every Mammal On Earth Including Humans Takes 12 Seconds To Poop
« Reply #44 on: April 28, 2017, 08:00:46 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on April 28, 2017, 07:46:59 pm
Uh, No sparks or open flames! Sheesh!  *****rollingeyes*****

So I guess now we know how you got your screen name.....   :whistle:
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« Reply #45 on: April 28, 2017, 09:41:12 pm »
Quote from: r9etb on April 28, 2017, 08:00:46 pm
So I guess now we know how you got your screen name.....   :whistle:
Nah. That goes back to my days as a firefighter.
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« Reply #46 on: April 30, 2017, 12:11:54 am »
Quote from: GtHawk on April 27, 2017, 04:47:19 pm
Oh Yeah? Even if they got's the diarrhea or constipitations?

What if they've got a magazine?
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« Reply #47 on: April 30, 2017, 12:13:57 am »
Quote from: uglybiker on April 30, 2017, 12:11:54 am
What if they've got a magazine?

Damn slow readers skewing the results they is.
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« Reply #48 on: April 30, 2017, 01:53:58 am »
Quote from: EC on April 27, 2017, 08:21:01 pm
If the average is 12 seconds ... Who's pooping in microseconds to balance out my hour?

The poor sap who drank the water in Juarez.........
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« Reply #49 on: April 30, 2017, 11:24:10 pm »

one thousand one
one thousand two
That's it. I just shat myself.
maybe he's right. I have to go
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