(AP) Washington: The Trump White House announced today that embattled Press Secretary, Sean Spicer, has accepted a new position within the administration. Mr. Spicer will become the deputy assistant to US Ambassador to the U.N., Niki Haley. Spicer said he looks forward to the transition and is confident working with various leaders from all over the world will be much less stressful than holding the daily press conferences he has been subjected to in the first 100 days of the Trump Presidency.
The White House also announced Spicer's replacement for White House Press Secretary. Bill O'Reilly has accepted the position of press secretary. O'Reilly said for his part he "looks forward" to beginning each press conference by pointing at the mainstream media, and saying those famous words.... "Caution, you are entering the NO SPIN zone." He also said that bloviating will not be permitted and any journalist guilty of such will be relegated to answering questions posed by Jessie Watters.
More to come.
