Author Topic: Texas Man Dies During Lap Dances At Strip Club  (Read 2167 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline anubias

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2,374
Texas Man Dies During Lap Dances At Strip Club
« on: April 16, 2017, 05:16:52 pm »
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/texas/article/Texas-man-dies-during-lap-dances-at-strip-club-11076512.php

Quote
A West Texas man died in a most unusual way over Easter weekend.
The El Paso County Sheriff's Office said 67-year-old Robert Gene White passed away while getting lap dances at a strip club.
Investigators told KVIA-TV that the man became unresponsive when it came time to pay the dancers at The Red Parrot in El Paso. After realizing he wasn't trying to skip out on paying for the services, employees tried to perform CPR.

The strippers got stiffed by the stiff.

Offline BigU

  • Dude
  • Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 24
  • Gender: Male
Re: Texas Man Dies During Lap Dances At Strip Club
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2017, 11:16:24 pm »
She may have got stiffed, but she's got some braggin' rights! Plus, she stands to make some big bucks from dudes wanting to get the "Dance of Death"!
BigU

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

Offline Cripplecreek

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12,718
  • Gender: Male
  • Constitutional Extremist
Re: Texas Man Dies During Lap Dances At Strip Club
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2017, 11:20:23 pm »
So Bob, how can ya be sure its the Viagra workin and not just Rigor Mortis settin in?

Bob?

Wingnut

  • Guest

Online andy58-in-nh

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9,739
  • Gender: Male
Re: Texas Man Dies During Lap Dances At Strip Club
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2017, 11:46:26 pm »
Apparently, his arteries hardened. 
"The most terrifying force of death, comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. They try, so very hard, to mind their own business and provide for themselves and those they love. They resist every impulse to fight back, knowing the forced and permanent change of life that will come from it. They know, that the moment they fight back, their lives as they have lived them, are over. -Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Offline endicom

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10,113
Re: Texas Man Dies During Lap Dances At Strip Club
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2017, 11:56:48 pm »


Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl.
Nighttime would find me in Rose's Cantina,
Music would play and Felina would whirl.

Wingnut

  • Guest
Re: Texas Man Dies During Lap Dances At Strip Club
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2017, 12:05:08 am »

Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl.
Nighttime would find me in Rose's Cantina,
Music would play and Felina would whirl.

Nah.   She belonged to that man Jose


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuWkVqum6a8

geronl

  • Guest
Re: Texas Man Dies During Lap Dances At Strip Club
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2017, 12:16:13 am »
so, it wasn't crabs in the eye this time.

Offline Gefn

  • "And though she be but little she is fierce"-Shakespeare
  • Cat Mod
  • *****
  • Posts: 18,180
  • Gender: Female
  • Quos Deus Vult Perdere Prius Dementat
Re: Texas Man Dies During Lap Dances At Strip Club
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2017, 12:19:55 am »
This would be a great episode of "king of the hill". No?
G-d bless America. G-d bless us all                                 

Adopt a puppy or kitty from your local shelter
Or an older dog or cat. They're true love❤️

Offline Gefn

  • "And though she be but little she is fierce"-Shakespeare
  • Cat Mod
  • *****
  • Posts: 18,180
  • Gender: Female
  • Quos Deus Vult Perdere Prius Dementat
Re: Texas Man Dies During Lap Dances At Strip Club
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2017, 12:22:30 am »

What is unusual about that?  Must have been something she said.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iKVySPpPfQ

Wow. One of my favorite songs from college. Didn't know it was a video.,
G-d bless America. G-d bless us all                                 

Adopt a puppy or kitty from your local shelter
Or an older dog or cat. They're true love❤️

Offline Cripplecreek

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12,718
  • Gender: Male
  • Constitutional Extremist
Re: Texas Man Dies During Lap Dances At Strip Club
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2017, 12:50:14 am »
Wow. One of my favorite songs from college. Didn't know it was a video.,

Here's the official video.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrJky8YuTr4

Offline endicom

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10,113
Re: Texas Man Dies During Lap Dances At Strip Club
« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2017, 02:10:28 am »
Nah.   She belonged to that man Jose


I liked both of those songs.

Offline Gefn

  • "And though she be but little she is fierce"-Shakespeare
  • Cat Mod
  • *****
  • Posts: 18,180
  • Gender: Female
  • Quos Deus Vult Perdere Prius Dementat
Re: Texas Man Dies During Lap Dances At Strip Club
« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2017, 05:36:07 am »
Here's the official video.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrJky8YuTr4

I am so dating myself. I don't think the band ever had another successful song. I have it on my iPod. Don't know why I like it so much but I do. Brings back a lot of good memories from the 80s I guess. I loved the 80s. It was a great decade.
G-d bless America. G-d bless us all                                 

Adopt a puppy or kitty from your local shelter
Or an older dog or cat. They're true love❤️

Offline Cripplecreek

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12,718
  • Gender: Male
  • Constitutional Extremist
Re: Texas Man Dies During Lap Dances At Strip Club
« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2017, 01:43:29 pm »
I am so dating myself. I don't think the band ever had another successful song. I have it on my iPod. Don't know why I like it so much but I do. Brings back a lot of good memories from the 80s I guess. I loved the 80s. It was a great decade.

I didn't particularly care for the song at the time but it does have nostalgic value now.