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Re: ~*~*~*~THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/31~*~*~*~
« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2017, 06:18:51 pm »
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Re: ~*~*~*~THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/31~*~*~*~
« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2017, 06:26:37 pm »
Quote from: L9teen on March 31, 2017, 06:16:29 pm
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Re: ~*~*~*~THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/31~*~*~*~
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2017, 06:36:01 pm »
How many times have you ever seen a cat bite someone and send them to the emergency room?

Cats keep to themselves and take care of their own business, and despite being some of the most ruthless killers in the animal kingdom, they treat humans with an eerie respect.

Cats it is.
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Re: ~*~*~*~THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/31~*~*~*~
« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2017, 06:40:15 pm »
Quote from: jmyrlefuller on March 31, 2017, 06:36:01 pm
How many times have you ever seen a cat bite someone and send them to the emergency room?

Cats keep to themselves and take care of their own business, and despite being some of the most ruthless killers in the animal kingdom, they treat humans with an eerie respect.

Cats it is.
Actually I have seen cats send people tot he emergency room three times. I also saw one scare the snot out of a pregnant friend. She nightmares for a week.
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Re: ~*~*~*~THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/31~*~*~*~
« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2017, 06:42:22 pm »
Quote from: jmyrlefuller on March 31, 2017, 06:36:01 pm
How many times have you ever seen a cat bite someone and send them to the emergency room?

Cats keep to themselves and take care of their own business, and despite being some of the most ruthless killers in the animal kingdom, they treat humans with an eerie respect.

Cats it is.
Well there was that Siegfried and Roy thing with the Tiger. Cats are simply too small to view us as prey so they reluctantly accept sharing their territory with us.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/10/31/cat-lion-psychological-traits/74941388/
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Re: ~*~*~*~THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/31~*~*~*~
« Reply #30 on: March 31, 2017, 06:54:15 pm »
Quote from: jmyrlefuller on March 31, 2017, 06:36:01 pm
How many times have you ever seen a cat bite someone and send them to the emergency room?

Yes, cat-scratch disease usually takes almost a week to set it.  Then the organs fail one by one before death.

No traumatic injury like a dog.... cats always take the sneaky path.
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« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2017, 09:25:29 pm »
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Yes, cat-scratch disease usually takes almost a week to set it.  Then the organs fail one by one before death.

No traumatic injury like a dog.... cats always take the sneaky path.
When I was getting ready for my knee replacement I was specifically warned about cat scratches and the danger of infection, when I asked about dogs the response was not to worry about them.
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« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2017, 09:27:16 pm »
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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. -Winston Churchill
When have Hillary or Michelle ever treated us as equals?
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Re: ~*~*~*~THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/31~*~*~*~
« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2017, 09:28:32 pm »
What disability is that?
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« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2017, 09:32:23 pm »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on March 31, 2017, 04:18:47 pm

My twelve pound cat pushes around my 150 pound dog up to a point, when my dog has had enough he gives out with a thunderous roar and my kitty turns into a little pu$$y and scats! It's too bad that when you talking about a cat you can't type bleep because the software thinks your taking about a bleep instead of a bleep. :tongue2:
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« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2017, 09:33:16 pm »
Quote from: L9teen on March 31, 2017, 09:28:32 pm
What disability is that?


Dyslexia, obviously.   

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Re: ~*~*~*~THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/31~*~*~*~
« Reply #36 on: March 31, 2017, 09:37:08 pm »
Quote from: L9teen on March 31, 2017, 09:28:32 pm
What disability is that?


Hemorrhoids.
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Re: ~*~*~*~THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/31~*~*~*~
« Reply #37 on: March 31, 2017, 09:40:40 pm »
Quote from: L9teen on March 31, 2017, 05:37:58 pm
If you haven't checked out Google Maps today, you REALLY need to...



I saw that! I ignored it at first, but since I saw your post I actually clicked the "Insert Coin" button, and it made the map of the streets I was looking at into a Ms. Pacman playing screen.
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Re: ~*~*~*~THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/31~*~*~*~
« Reply #38 on: March 31, 2017, 10:20:07 pm »
Quote from: L9teen on March 31, 2017, 09:28:32 pm
What disability is that?


That's no disability. It's Maxwell Smart's parking space.
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Re: ~*~*~*~THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/31~*~*~*~
« Reply #39 on: March 31, 2017, 10:58:39 pm »
Quote from: EC on March 31, 2017, 10:20:07 pm
That's no disability. It's Maxwell Smart's parking space.

You're showing your age! 
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Re: ~*~*~*~THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/31~*~*~*~
« Reply #40 on: March 31, 2017, 11:30:40 pm »
Quote from: EC on March 31, 2017, 10:20:07 pm
That's no disability. It's Maxwell Smart's parking space.

Ah!  The "Cone of Silence."
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Re: ~*~*~*~THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/31~*~*~*~
« Reply #41 on: March 31, 2017, 11:37:41 pm »
Quote from: L9teen on March 31, 2017, 09:28:32 pm
What disability is that?

It's for the headless guy with an umbrella who rides a unicycle.  :tongue2:
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« Reply #42 on: March 31, 2017, 11:41:46 pm »
Quote from: Idaho_Cowboy on March 31, 2017, 11:37:41 pm
It's for the headless guy with an umbrella who rides a unicycle.  :tongue2:

I like yours a lot better than mine.
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« Reply #43 on: March 31, 2017, 11:46:18 pm »
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« Reply #44 on: April 01, 2017, 12:42:46 am »
I saw this on Facebook earlier today, I thought that it was funny!  Seems like someone caught the tone here!  LOL

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« Reply #45 on: April 01, 2017, 12:50:56 am »
I'm...disappointed.
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Re: ~*~*~*~THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/31~*~*~*~
« Reply #46 on: April 01, 2017, 01:01:46 am »
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I'm...disappointed.

Are you disappointed that they didn't include you:  Mr. Coffee and Donuts man?
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« Reply #47 on: April 01, 2017, 01:05:22 am »
Okay who made that???

Is NanRob suppose to be me..lol
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Re: ~*~*~*~THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/31~*~*~*~
« Reply #48 on: April 01, 2017, 01:09:11 am »
Quote from: mystery-ak on April 01, 2017, 01:05:22 am
Okay who made that???

Is NanRob suppose to be me..lol

It was probably some damn joker!  Good that you have a self deprecating sense of humor, "NanRob!"
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« Reply #49 on: April 01, 2017, 01:10:18 am »
Quote from: EdJames on April 01, 2017, 12:42:46 am
I saw this on Facebook earlier today, I thought that it was funny!  Seems like someone caught the tone here!  LOL



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