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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/10***
« on: March 10, 2017, 01:23:34 pm »
You had ONE job...


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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/10***
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2017, 01:24:33 pm »
Woohoo!!

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« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2017, 01:27:22 pm »
YOU HAD ONE JOB

NOW LET'S DO OURS FOR



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« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2017, 01:36:09 pm »
No graphics ability, so I'mma gonna caption it:


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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/10***
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2017, 02:00:23 pm »
Actual telephone pole in my town (now replaced, thankfully).
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/10***
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2017, 02:13:10 pm »
Actual telephone pole in my town (now replaced, thankfully).


OMG!   Is that duct tape?

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« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2017, 02:16:20 pm »
OMG!   Is that duct tape?
You betcha. Good for what ails ya, even a broken telephone pole.
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/10***
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2017, 02:16:42 pm »
OMG!   Is that duct tape?


Isn't duct tape made from real ducks?
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« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2017, 02:24:25 pm »

Isn't duct tape made from real ducks?
Apparently.
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« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2017, 02:34:34 pm »
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« Last Edit: March 10, 2017, 04:15:22 pm by Freya »
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/10***
« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2017, 04:30:44 pm »
Speaking of fixing things.

How to lose credibility while posting:
1. Trump is never wrong.
2. Default to the most puerile emoticon you can find. This is especially useful when you can't win an argument on merits.
3. Be falsely ingratiating, completely but politely dismissive without talking to the points, and bring up Hillary whenever the conversation is really about conservatism.
4. When all else fails, remember rule #1 and #2. Emoticons are like the poor man's tweet!

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/10***
« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2017, 04:31:56 pm »
How to lose credibility while posting:
1. Trump is never wrong.
2. Default to the most puerile emoticon you can find. This is especially useful when you can't win an argument on merits.
3. Be falsely ingratiating, completely but politely dismissive without talking to the points, and bring up Hillary whenever the conversation is really about conservatism.
4. When all else fails, remember rule #1 and #2. Emoticons are like the poor man's tweet!

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/10***
« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2017, 04:39:05 pm »
This is too funny.

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/10***
« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2017, 04:54:45 pm »


He is a working dog and he thought it was his one job!

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/10***
« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2017, 05:00:47 pm »

Kitteh!!! Baby kitteh!   Oh use the make a gif links....


I love @L9teen 's kitty gifs!


And on the You Had One Job theme...

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« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2017, 05:02:30 pm »

Kitteh!!! Baby kitteh!   Oh use the make a gif links....

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/10***
« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2017, 05:20:09 pm »
On the theme of "You Only Had One Job"...I just got e-mail at work about an Ides of March office party...


....it's being held on March 23.

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« Reply #23 on: March 10, 2017, 05:22:08 pm »
Truth!

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“The way I see it, every time a man gets up in the morning he starts his life over. Sure, the bills are there to pay, and the job is there to do, but you don't have to stay in a pattern. You can always start over, saddle a fresh horse and take another trail.” ― Louis L'Amour

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« Reply #24 on: March 10, 2017, 05:28:21 pm »
On the theme of "You Only Had One Job"...I just got e-mail at work about an Ides of March office party...


....it's being held on March 23.

 :pondering:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxJFjO4Skgo
“The way I see it, every time a man gets up in the morning he starts his life over. Sure, the bills are there to pay, and the job is there to do, but you don't have to stay in a pattern. You can always start over, saddle a fresh horse and take another trail.” ― Louis L'Amour