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This Hoverbike Is A Horrific Injury Just Waiting To Happen
« on: February 21, 2017, 11:12:51 pm »
I'm buying one.



If you feel like there is a deficit of danger in your daily commute, no chances to lose limbs for example, may we suggest you invest in a hoverbike?

As San Francisco-based company, Hoversurf, has created the perfect mode of transport, if you have lots of insurance and don’t value all your body parts.
Hoverbike Scorpion

While the new machine does channel our childhood ‘Star Wars’ dreams of being Luke Skywalker chasing down Stormtroopers in a forest, we didn’t quite bet on it being so bloody terrifying.

The Scorpion-3 manned electric bike surfs through the air using a set of four propeller blades, with a pilot on board for direction (and generally to look cool).

As you sit atop the unprotected blades in a motorbike-style seat with only a slither of space between your body and the rapidly spinning metal, it does look a little dicey.

Not to mention the lack of seatbelt or anything to hold you on the seat, making it criminally easy to fall and have the whole thing come tumbling down on top of you.

Video of the worlds most cautious test pilot at link: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/hoverbike-scorpion-flight-video_uk_58ac031ce4b07028b70366cf
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Re: This Hoverbike Is A Horrific Injury Just Waiting To Happen
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2017, 11:56:28 pm »
Meh. That's for punks.

I'll take one of THESE:


www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEDrMriKsFM

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Re: This Hoverbike Is A Horrific Injury Just Waiting To Happen
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2017, 11:58:21 pm »
I'm buying one.

The way the wind's been blowing here lately, if I tried to ride this to work I'd end up in Pueblo....

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Re: This Hoverbike Is A Horrific Injury Just Waiting To Happen
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2017, 12:01:40 am »
Part of the fun. Brings back one of the joys of using a horse for travel:

"We're going into town"
"That's what you think."
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Re: This Hoverbike Is A Horrific Injury Just Waiting To Happen
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2017, 12:08:16 am »
De-lamination of the props while in flight would be a real treat.

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Re: This Hoverbike Is A Horrific Injury Just Waiting To Happen
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2017, 12:17:54 am »
LIFE is a horrific injury just waiting to happen.  Might as well enjoy the ride!
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Re: This Hoverbike Is A Horrific Injury Just Waiting To Happen
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2017, 12:18:09 am »
Both vehicles I'd wat to fly over water because they both seem like a good way to break your neck.

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Re: This Hoverbike Is A Horrific Injury Just Waiting To Happen
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2017, 01:44:52 am »
I'm still waiting for my flying car like George Jetson
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Re: This Hoverbike Is A Horrific Injury Just Waiting To Happen
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2017, 04:33:45 am »
Meh. That's for punks.

I'll take one of THESE:


www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEDrMriKsFM

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COOOOL!  Looks like a blast!