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NFL LIVE THREAD SUPER BOWL 51
« on: January 24, 2017, 10:45:52 pm »
 

New England @ Atlanta
5:30 PM on FOX
NRG Stadium, Houston

Gadzooks--  Go...    to sleep--

Sleep...    on who to pick--

Who...     to pick--



Yes, Bendy, you need...    to make the right pick.

The fate of the entire galaxy may depend...    on who you pick.

Oh, Bill?  Since you have taken my place...    go tell Obi Wan where to go.

Sounds...    like plan--

Oh, Obi-Wan-- You Obi-Wennie?  We have...    total control--

And the will...    to win!

Noooooooooooo...    NEVER!!!!!!!!!

In the Force...    a terrible disturbance I feel--

BB, the word...    go spread.

Wirirk-wrrk...    Weeeeelllloop!



WOOOAH twee-vwoop...     VRrrUHD DEda dah!!!

KieeYoop BeeDeepLa...    Boom Weeop DEEpaiiiEEya--

Oh, my dear!  I'll tell him...    right away!

Yeah-- Yeah, golden boy...    I hear you--

Look, I've got to go talk...    to Bendy about his pick in the Super Bowl.

Han, kick his shiny metal ass...    if he doesn't listen.

If you left him any after that weekend in Vegas, I...    will--

Is that you...    in my dream, Han?

Bendy, this dream is important...  Maybe more important that you know--

Cause if you even think of not picking the Millennium Falcons...  you know what I'll do!

Oh, I know that so well, Han...    and so does my shiny metal ass--

Oh yeah--  That reminds me, Leia...     says "Hi!"

Yes, Leia...    Leia--



She's changed her hair...    ya know--

Yeah, Han...    Whatever--



She was a saucy little minx...  wasn't she, Bendy?

Trak?  Is that...    you?

Yes, and what ever Solo has told you...    we both know you will pick the correct team, right?

The Empire's Team...    that wins at any cost--

Otherwise, if you don't--  We...    will have to visit you.

And we will...    be pissed!

Now, that--  Was a...    dream!

But I must go against the gentle teachings...     I was programmed with--

And I'll make a killing...     betting on the Falcons when they win!

Y'all get your picks in...  while I go shoot first at Greedo--  The sumbitch is a Patty Cheaters fan!
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD SUPER BOWL 51
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2017, 11:11:15 pm »
Might as well get these out...     while the outing is good:


















Gadzooks!  Do I ever...    feel better--
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD SUPER BOWL 51
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2017, 12:20:26 am »



                                                              NUF CED
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD SUPER BOWL 51
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2017, 12:40:01 am »
Going with Patriots against the spread.

It pains me to do so. I WANT Atlanta to win, not just to see the arrogant Patriots fans get at least some form of comeuppance, but so the Falcons finally get their first championship. But I don't see it happening.

Without Brady, the Patriots are very good, but beatable. With Brady, it's downright rigged.
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD SUPER BOWL 51
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2017, 09:52:00 pm »
Sadly I pick the cheaters..
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD SUPER BOWL 51
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2017, 01:48:24 am »


NFL Live Thread

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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD SUPER BOWL 51
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2017, 02:27:46 pm »
Off topic but what ever--

From 1961-1966 in "The Dick Van Dyke Show" Laura Petrie was, to my 14 to 19 year old mind, a sexy symbol.

Those Capri pants that she wore...  (1) showed she had the cutest and all-round sexiest hind end around--

All the other ways she dressed...  (2) just melted my heart and put my teenage hormones in hyper-drive.

And, boy, oh, boy--  Could she dance...  (3) sexy!

And in later years as an older single woman in "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" she still--

Had... (4) it!

In all my years on the Loony Left Coast at different times from the 1970s through the 90s, I never actually met Mary Tyler Moore, yet I recall seeing her several times at eateries here and there around La La Land.   

Once when I was out driving the afternoon of the 1973 Emmy Awards as a limo pulled up beside me at a traffic light and suddenly I hear the voice of Mary Richards saying, "I don't know why he would think that.."

I turn my head to the left and I see the rear passenger side window rolling up beside me and through it I see Mary Tyler Moore sitting on the far side of the back seat, dressed to the nines, her hair done up very sexy and taking a drink from a Coca-Cola bottle.  The window rolls up and it being heavily tinted, I could not see any more. (No pun intended) The limo then pulled away and I hear a horn behind me blaring at me for not moving with the traffic.

Later I was watching the Emmy Awards-- Yes, back then they were lots of fun to watch.

And she won...  (5)  wearing the exact dress I saw her wearing in the back of that limo--

That is the closest I every got to her yet I always enjoyed her acting, she was very much comic gold in "The Dick Van Dyke Show" and her own "The Mary Tyler Moore Show." And in somehow true 'Hollywood Fashion' that the only time she got nominated for the 'Best Actress' Academy Award for her role in the drama film Ordinary People, where she played against type the cold fish mother who puts maintaining her composure above the real needs of her family.

So, to quote Alan Swan from My Favorite Year: 'On his death bed, Kean was asked how he felt. He answered, "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."'

No one really knows if the English actor Edmund Kean every really said that, he died in 1833--  But whoever said it, it surely fits.

So Goodbye Mary, we hardly knew ya, but what we knew, what we saw, we loved.

(1) https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/3d/5b/7d/3d5b7dbc4d19a3c0a78fa65155cac4fb.jpg

(2) http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-J5PDhDLBu9Y/Ufxw_M420VI/AAAAAAAAX-M/G08ljiPyoSk/s1600/Laura_Petrie.jpg

(3) https://alifeworthstyling.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/kedslaurapetrie.jpg?w=625

(4) https://bohemiantreehousedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/1258944664_11.jpg?w=420

(5) http://www.emmys.com/sites/default/files/styles/photo_gallery_large/public/2013/09/mtm_klugman.jpg?itok=X2p_n3V0
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD SUPER BOWL 51
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2017, 12:19:53 am »
Embedded with powerful DNA from the 2013 Seattle Seahawks Super Bowl Champs (namely Dan Quinn) I will go with the Atlanta Falcons for the Win.

Oh and by the way.....This just in


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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD SUPER BOWL 51
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2017, 07:30:21 pm »
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD SUPER BOWL 51
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2017, 07:31:43 pm »


NFL Live Thread

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Sunday, February 5


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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD SUPER BOWL 51
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2017, 11:27:49 pm »





So exactly when do you start plunging Jerry's oversized poops?
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD SUPER BOWL 51
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD SUPER BOWL 51
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2017, 10:51:16 pm »
Breaking down 109 ridiculous prop bets ahead of Super Bowl 51

This one seems promising....

86. Odds someone catches on fire during the halftime show: 25/1

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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD SUPER BOWL 51
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2017, 04:42:01 pm »
I can't stand them....but I have to go with the Patriots.  (My heart will be with the Falcons though)

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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD SUPER BOWL 51
« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2017, 10:30:22 pm »
Patriots win 38-23, only 1 more score than Falcons but more efficient in the Red Zone due to a better D, Falcons last in red zone efficiency this year.
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD SUPER BOWL 51
« Reply #17 on: February 04, 2017, 05:50:03 am »
I have to say, I have very little enthusiasm...    for this game--

But I really hope...    the Falcons win--

Heck of a way...  to end the season, ain't it?
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD SUPER BOWL 51
« Reply #18 on: February 04, 2017, 03:16:16 pm »
Don't worry Bend, I have enough enthusiasm for both of us


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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD SUPER BOWL 51
« Reply #19 on: February 05, 2017, 12:16:23 pm »
Don't worry Bend, I have enough enthusiasm for both of us




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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD SUPER BOWL 51
« Reply #20 on: February 05, 2017, 05:01:48 pm »
Gotta go with Atlanta. The one afternoon when I show no Patriotism.
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD SUPER BOWL 51
« Reply #21 on: February 05, 2017, 05:49:03 pm »
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD SUPER BOWL 51
« Reply #22 on: February 05, 2017, 07:31:26 pm »

It’s not the Falcons vs. Patriots. It’s John Lewis’ team vs. Donald Trump’s

http://politics.blog.myajc.com/2017/02/03/its-not-the-falcons-vs-patriots-its-john-lewis-team-vs-donald-trumps/

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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD SUPER BOWL 51
« Reply #23 on: February 05, 2017, 07:48:33 pm »
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« Reply #24 on: February 05, 2017, 07:59:39 pm »
Falcons fan!  One day only!
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