In a few days I will be gone from the Oval Office. But I and
the democrat party will have left behind a trail of failure that is truly
monumental.
I started my administration by making what some have called
an “apology tour” and indeed, it was exactly that. I circled the globe bowing
to tyrants, belittling the dignity and strength of the United States of America
in many ways. My intention was to send a message around the world so that
nobody could possibly misunderstand and that message was this,
“It’s party
time, because there is a mongrel in the White House!” . And that message was
clearly heard by every two-bit dictator and resolute despot who had been
waiting for their chance to run amok without any realistic fear of opposition by
or interference from the USA. Mission Accomplished!
I then immediately proceeded to erode/erase military gains that had been
made in both Iraq and Afghanistan. I defiantly ignored the advice of the
previous administration, and my own military leaders and advisors. I even
ignored the advice of my own secretary of state. I ignored the pleading of the
president of the newly-forming government of Iraq. I summarily withdrew every U.S.
soldier from Iraq. I did this for political reasons, and political reasons alone. I
defiantly resisted the opportunity to follow through on a Residual Forces Agreement
negotiated by the Bush administration and refused the offer of Iraqi president Maliki
to accept the agreement using his emergency powers authority to sign it with adequate
protections for our troops from prosecution for war crimes. Instead I demanded
that the RFA be submitted to the just-formed legislature (heavily populated with radical
Muslims and anti-American members). I did this even though Maliki warned that
the agreement would surely be voted down- and it was! Mission Accomplished!
The failure of my administration to leave an effective residual fighting force
in Iraq to fortify the government with special operations and close-air support
resulted in an almost immediate fragmentation of the free Iraqi government,
collapse of morale / general security. Terrorist operatives flooded into
Iraq and proceeded to make territorial gains until ultimately the nation lost vast
swaths of territory to a newly-emboldened, reinvigorated enemy which called itself
ISIL. ISIL soon became so confident that their campaign to retake Iraq was succeeding,
that they changed their name to ISIS and declared themselves the leaders of the new
global Caliphate.
And this whole time, my administration sat on its hands until
it was far too late to do anything to stop the expansion of ISIS without sending our
troops and equipment back into Iraq at many times the cost that it would have been if we
had simply left them there in the first place, as my predecessor had tried to do.
Soon, ISIS was running rampant and Islamic terrorist
networks around the world rallied to their call and incidents of international
terrorism steadily increased, not only abroad but in the United States as well.
Mission Accomplished!
By my refusal to enforce border security or to facilitate
effective intelligence-gathering / sharing I was able to bring the nation
much closer to a “pre 9-11” condition than ever before. In one incident after
another, radical Islamist operatives, carrying the message of jihad on their lips,
in their computers and plastered on their walls and social media pages,
launched successful attacks of mass murder, mayhem and destruction across the
nation.
In one U.S. city after another, these fearless fighters slaughtered innocent
American men, women children by the dozens using guns, knives, explosives and most
recently vehicles to accomplish their goal of supporting ISIS through mass murder.
My administration was successful in deflecting blame for these events and through
clever, dishonest and some would argue illegal manipulation of information was able
to make it appear that “everything was just fine” and that all of these incidents and
mounting trend of terrorist violence was the fault not of my own failed policies and
administration of resources, but of the GOP and decent, hard-working Americans
who were bigots, shallow, greedy monsters and racists. Mission Accomplished!
I rode this wave of mendacity, deception and raw criminal misinformation
(“fake news”) into a second term where I committed myself to doing even more
damage.
In addition to what I had already done to weaken our nation’s ability
to keep terrorists out, I also did damage to our economy and perhaps most of
all to our race relations – particularly between black Americans and white
Americans. Both verbally and in my policies, I drove divisive efforts to
eradicate any gains in race relations achieved over the course of history to date.
My deeply regressive policies interfered with law enforcement driving the
murder rates in black areas almost literally off the charts! In many ways I
was able to bring the worst elements of the 1960s back to the nation. Mission:
Accomplished.
I spent most of my time and energy on political matters, and until
very recently, managed to accomplish all of my most important goals,
which was to successfully deflect blame or cause from the truly atrocious
conditions my fanatically radical socialist, anti-conservative activities created
and blaming something, ANYTHING else.
But in my greatest efforts, I now admit that I have failed.
I was unable to translate my own personal popularity which I sustained by an
almost Satanic, charismatic narcissistic self-assured, calm arrogance, into
acceptance of the Democrat party’s candidates and policies.
And so for that, for refusing to obey me or my wishes, for
refusing to elect leaders who would have continued my policies of chaos,
destruction and despair for decent, hard-working and long suffering Americans I
raise my middle finger and say, “F*** ALLA Y'ALL!! I GOT MINE! I never have and I
never WILL work an honest day in my life...n' neither will mah wife or children
because unless they are given all the money and cushy jobs doing almost nothing
at all but showing up once in a while, (like I did at Columbia) I will scream
bloody murder and accuse everyone who denies them
free money and unlimited privileges, of RACISM and DISCRIMINATION!! So help me
God!! (raising middle finger) YOU OFFAY MOTHERFATHERS!!
