I really think I'm gonna be sick
Obama stuck to the positive because he knows history will vindicate him — if America endures the coming ordeal
CHAUNCEY DEVEGA
CHICAGO — Somewhere in another dimension of the multiverse, I hope that President Barack Obama returned home to Chicago to give his farewell address. As his music began, Obama walked up to the podium and paused. He looked to the crowd at the McCormick Center Place, arched his eyebrow, stared up at the lights in the ceiling and channeled professional wrestler and movie star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, bellowing, “Do you smell what Barack is cooking?”
Obama would then pause, letting the silence expand for a moment and then proclaim, “Finally, Barack has come . . . home.”
Of course, this is not our President Barack Obama. That is OK. Our version of President Barack Obama is more than fine just the way he is.
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http://www.salon.com/2017/01/12/farewell-my-black-president-barack-obama-sounds-a-note-of-hope-and-a-note-of-warning/