Author Topic: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2017  (Read 14205 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Machiavelli

  • Curmudgeon
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4,222
  • Gender: Male
  • Realist
Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2017
« Reply #25 on: March 06, 2017, 09:32:51 pm »
A black man and a white man, both first-time fathers, are pacing nervously in the maternity ward waiting room when a nurse rushes out of the delivery room holding a newborn black baby.

The nurse smiles and says, "Now, I wonder who this belongs to?"

The white man laughs and says, "It's probably mine. My wife burns everything."

Offline Gefn

  • "And though she be but little she is fierce"-Shakespeare
  • Cat Mod
  • *****
  • Posts: 18,361
  • Gender: Female
  • Quos Deus Vult Perdere Prius Dementat
Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2017
« Reply #26 on: March 06, 2017, 09:38:02 pm »
I love this thread!!!!

I gotta think of a joke.... I can't play yet.
G-d bless America. G-d bless us all                                 

Adopt a puppy or kitty from your local shelter
Or an older dog or cat. They're true love❤️

Offline uglybiker

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1,072
Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2017
« Reply #27 on: March 07, 2017, 02:34:22 pm »


Meanwhile, somewhere in Texas.....
nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!!!

Offline Idaho_Cowboy

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4,924
  • Gender: Male
  • Ride for the Brand - Joshua 24:15
Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2017
« Reply #28 on: March 07, 2017, 04:34:29 pm »


Meanwhile, somewhere in Texas.....
And it's almost done too. :laugh:
“The way I see it, every time a man gets up in the morning he starts his life over. Sure, the bills are there to pay, and the job is there to do, but you don't have to stay in a pattern. You can always start over, saddle a fresh horse and take another trail.” ― Louis L'Amour

Wingnut

  • Guest
Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2017
« Reply #29 on: March 07, 2017, 04:35:29 pm »


Meanwhile, somewhere in Texas.....

I think I can still see the Jockey's whip marks....

Online jmyrlefuller

  • J. Myrle Fuller
  • Moderator
  • *****
  • Posts: 22,371
  • Gender: Male
  • Realistic nihilist
    • Fullervision
Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2017
« Reply #30 on: March 15, 2017, 08:56:47 pm »
New profile picture in honor of Public Domain Day 2024

Wingnut

  • Guest
Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2017
« Reply #31 on: March 15, 2017, 08:59:35 pm »


In which of the above would you be most likely to find Bong Water and Seeds?

Offline Formerly Once-Ler

  • Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 0
Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2017
« Reply #32 on: March 20, 2017, 03:02:26 am »
« Last Edit: April 16, 2017, 05:00:55 pm by Once-Ler »

Online DCPatriot

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 46,016
  • Gender: Male
  • "...and the winning number is...not yours!
Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2017
« Reply #33 on: March 21, 2017, 04:57:46 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

Offline Machiavelli

  • Curmudgeon
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4,222
  • Gender: Male
  • Realist
Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2017
« Reply #34 on: March 23, 2017, 03:16:33 pm »
At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.

Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.

"This is so embarrassing," the woman says, and she pops her eye back in place. "I'm sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?" He nods.

The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common. He gets her phone number and asks, "You are the most charming woman I've ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."

Offline Machiavelli

  • Curmudgeon
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4,222
  • Gender: Male
  • Realist
Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2017
« Reply #35 on: March 23, 2017, 03:25:06 pm »

Offline Idaho_Cowboy

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4,924
  • Gender: Male
  • Ride for the Brand - Joshua 24:15
Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2017
« Reply #36 on: March 23, 2017, 03:25:28 pm »
At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.

Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.

"This is so embarrassing," the woman says, and she pops her eye back in place. "I'm sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?" He nods.

The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common. He gets her phone number and asks, "You are the most charming woman I've ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."
Reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQcdI_ZRYjM

And take the spoon out, I don't this to happen again.
“The way I see it, every time a man gets up in the morning he starts his life over. Sure, the bills are there to pay, and the job is there to do, but you don't have to stay in a pattern. You can always start over, saddle a fresh horse and take another trail.” ― Louis L'Amour

Offline Machiavelli

  • Curmudgeon
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4,222
  • Gender: Male
  • Realist
Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2017
« Reply #37 on: April 03, 2017, 09:15:08 pm »

Offline Idaho_Cowboy

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4,924
  • Gender: Male
  • Ride for the Brand - Joshua 24:15
Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2017
« Reply #38 on: April 03, 2017, 09:17:06 pm »
@Machiavelli
Reminds me of this one:


[attachment deleted by admin]
“The way I see it, every time a man gets up in the morning he starts his life over. Sure, the bills are there to pay, and the job is there to do, but you don't have to stay in a pattern. You can always start over, saddle a fresh horse and take another trail.” ― Louis L'Amour

Offline Idaho_Cowboy

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4,924
  • Gender: Male
  • Ride for the Brand - Joshua 24:15
Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2017
« Reply #39 on: April 03, 2017, 09:29:09 pm »
There's just too much good Star Trek stuff out there.


[attachment deleted by admin]
“The way I see it, every time a man gets up in the morning he starts his life over. Sure, the bills are there to pay, and the job is there to do, but you don't have to stay in a pattern. You can always start over, saddle a fresh horse and take another trail.” ― Louis L'Amour

Offline Machiavelli

  • Curmudgeon
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4,222
  • Gender: Male
  • Realist

Offline Formerly Once-Ler

  • Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 0
Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2017
« Reply #41 on: April 04, 2017, 01:24:03 pm »

Offline Machiavelli

  • Curmudgeon
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4,222
  • Gender: Male
  • Realist
Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2017
« Reply #42 on: April 05, 2017, 01:28:24 am »

Offline Formerly Once-Ler

  • Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 0
Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2017
« Reply #43 on: April 16, 2017, 05:20:26 pm »
Jason C.‏ @CounterMoonbat 15h15 hours ago
The Second Civil War might be brief.


Offline Formerly Once-Ler

  • Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 0
Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2017
« Reply #44 on: April 16, 2017, 05:21:09 pm »

Offline EC

  • Shanghaied Editor
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 23,804
  • Gender: Male
  • Cats rule. Dogs drool.
Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2017
« Reply #45 on: April 16, 2017, 05:25:51 pm »
Bitterly apropos for today

« Last Edit: April 16, 2017, 05:26:22 pm by EC »
The universe doesn't hate you. Unless your name is Tsutomu Yamaguchi

Avatar courtesy of Oceander

I've got a website now: Smoke and Ink

Offline Machiavelli

  • Curmudgeon
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4,222
  • Gender: Male
  • Realist
Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2017
« Reply #46 on: April 16, 2017, 05:33:47 pm »
Bitterly apropos for today



I have some Easter jokes, but they're quite tasteless.  :nono:

Offline Machiavelli

  • Curmudgeon
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4,222
  • Gender: Male
  • Realist

Offline EC

  • Shanghaied Editor
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 23,804
  • Gender: Male
  • Cats rule. Dogs drool.
Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2017
« Reply #48 on: May 08, 2017, 12:54:00 am »
Dave Allen was a true gem.  :laugh:
The universe doesn't hate you. Unless your name is Tsutomu Yamaguchi

Avatar courtesy of Oceander

I've got a website now: Smoke and Ink

Offline Machiavelli

  • Curmudgeon
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4,222
  • Gender: Male
  • Realist
Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2017
« Reply #49 on: May 09, 2017, 05:24:38 pm »