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NFL LIVE THREAD WILDCARD WEEKEND
« on: January 02, 2017, 04:10:51 pm »
NFL Live Thread Wild Card Weekend 

Saturday, Jan 7
4:35 PM ET Raider at Texans

8:15 PM ET Lions at Seahawks

Sunday, Jan 8
1:05 PM ET Dolphins at Steelers

4:40 PM ET Giants at Packers

Gadzooks, Wildcard Weekend...    already?

Of course, the only authority the media trust these days...    is Hollywood, so let's get the poop straight from the horse's mouth--

Well, Bendy, as you know, them peckerwoods...    down in Houston don't have a quarterback worth warm spit--

But with Carr out, Seven's Waiders...    don't either.

So, I'm backing Allegra's Bumbling Boys...    to the hilt!

You have...    a valid point, JR--

But as sure as my name is Jim Rockford...    my and Sevens' Bad Boys will eat Allegra's Texican alive!

Hey, Lassie gave me...    some really good advice--

Flipper, listen to an old Hollywood dog...   who has been in the hun a very long time.  You got them Stoolers right where you want them--

Right where...    we want them?

Yeah, right...    where you want them--

Listen to me and my Golden Girls--  Big Ben...    gets his ass put in a sling by our our Fighting Fish!

Naw, Bendy-- Pay them old broads no mind...    the word on the street is that Miami don't have a fin to stand on--

LOOK!  To our dying breath...    we will support Eli and the Giants!

That's the problem, Barney--  Neither Harris, Nick nor I...    are still breathing--

Gee, Richie--  You really think our Packers...  will take the Giants?

Sure, Ralph, but to be sure...    I'll ask the Fonz.

Fonz?  Will the Packers...    roll over the Giants?

Ayyyyyeee!!  Does a Wild Aaron Boy...    crap in the woods?

He does and will do the same...  in Eli's dreams!

Hey, Fonzie!  We got your...  and Aaron Boy's back!

My and Clet's Lions not win?  Fonz...    you may get hammered for talking like that!

Now, Tim, I've got the tools...    to change Fonzie's mind--

That you do, Heidi...  That you do!

Okay, okay--  That's enough...    Hollywood hype!

I'm betting with JR...    that Allegra's Texicans slip by Seven's Waiders--

You know this means...    you are not getting laid tonight--

Clet's Loinchops finally get it together...    and wipe the Seathugs out of the playoffs--

The Phins truly are shark bait...    and Big Ben smells blood in the water--

No joy at Lamb-Boo, big--  Eli's defense...    stops Aaron Boy cold--

Well, that the way it will be...    this Wild Card Weekend.

Now, get your picks in...    before I run out of martinis!
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WILDCARD WEEKEND
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2017, 04:54:10 pm »
As I am usually wrong....here goes.

Raiders over the Texans.
Seahawks over the Lions
Steelers over the Dolphins
Packers over the Giants (hard to beat the pack in the arctic)
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WILDCARD WEEKEND
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2017, 05:06:34 pm »
NFL Live Thread Wild Card Weekend 

Picks so far:

Saturday, Jan 7
===Seven's Raiders at Allegra's Texicans==

====Clet's Loinchops at Them Godless Seathugs=

Sunday, Jan 8
=Phins at Stoolers====

==Eli's Jersey Jints at big's Packer Wackers===
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WILDCARD WEEKEND
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2017, 06:27:17 pm »
 It’s been a wild ride to the Wild Card. Here’s who goes on and who goes home:





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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WILDCARD WEEKEND
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2017, 06:45:51 pm »
Re from TOS: I'm sorry, I have read your threads before but I will admit I cannot decipher them.

It must be that I can't decipher all the icons.  Homer Simpson? Mario? The Robot? It's a language I never learned. 

Care to translate it into English for me (and others, i suspect).

It helps if you drink...    a lot-- 

And are a little...    nuts--

But--  Think of it as a graphic novel...    that never ends--

And all the characters...    are who ever I want from the wide world of the internet.

Back in my wild youth a billion or so years ago...    I was an actor/screenwriter/producer/director/pimp/bartender in La-La Land and today I am that infamous robot that escaped from "Futurama."

And my running pard, BigHomer...    is Homer Simpson's black sheep brother who always roots for them Godless Patriots and insufferable Packers.

I, of course, am a supporter of the one true team...    America's Cowboys, anointed by the late, great Saint Thomas of Landry!

So, Jack, just take a firm hold...    and hang on for dear life!
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WILDCARD WEEKEND
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2017, 06:55:43 pm »
NFL Live Thread Wild Card Weekend 

Picks so far:

Saturday, Jan 7
====Seven's Raiders at Allegra's Texicans===

=====Clet's Loinchops at Them Godless Seathugs==

Sunday, Jan 8
==Phins at Stoolers=====

===Eli's Jersey Jints at big's Packer Wackers====
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WILDCARD WEEKEND
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2017, 07:34:05 pm »
Am I the only one who finds it odd that Fox News keeps on having Jessica Tarlov..   on to tout the Democrat Party Line when she is so damn loony?

You'd think the Democrats...    would demand Fox News keep her off the air--
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WILDCARD WEEKEND
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2017, 04:51:31 am »


TEXANS
SEAHAWKS
STEELERS
PACKERS
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WILDCARD WEEKEND
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2017, 02:32:12 pm »
NFL Live Thread Wild Card Weekend 

Picks so far:

Saturday, Jan 7
====Seven's Raiders at Allegra's Texicans====

=====Clet's Loinchops at Them Godless Seathugs===

Sunday, Jan 8
==Phins at Stoolers======

===Eli's Jersey Jints at big's Packer Wackers=====
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WILDCARD WEEKEND
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2017, 10:58:28 pm »
Here are my picks:



 Raiders
 Seahawks
 Steelers
 Packers
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WILDCARD WEEKEND
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2017, 07:16:54 am »
NFL Live Thread Wild Card Weekend 

Picks so far:

Saturday, Jan 7
=======Seven's Waiders at Allegra's Texicans====

======Clet's Loinchops at Them Godless Seathugs=====

Sunday, Jan 8
===Phins at Stoolers========

====Eli's Jersey Jints at big's Packer Wackers=======
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WILDCARD WEEKEND
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2017, 12:20:46 pm »
Is it Sunday yet?


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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WILDCARD WEEKEND
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2017, 09:48:15 pm »
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WILDCARD WEEKEND
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2017, 10:44:24 am »
Quote from: BigHomer on January 04, 2017, 12:20:46 pm
Is it Sunday yet?




Sunday, big?  Gadzooks--  Seven is asking,

"Is it Saturday...  yet?"
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WILDCARD WEEKEND
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2017, 11:52:16 am »
Raiders
Lions
Steelers
Packers

Cowboys Save NFL From Ratings Disaster, With Super Bowl in Sight.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-01-04/cowboys-save-nfl-from-ratings-disaster-with-super-bowl-in-sight
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WILDCARD WEEKEND
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2017, 02:58:37 pm »
NFL Live Thread Wild Card Weekend 

Picks so far:

Saturday, Jan 7
=========Seven's Waiders at Allegra's Texicans=====

========Clet's Loinchops at Them Godless Seathugs======

Sunday, Jan 8
===Phins at Stoolers===========

====Eli's Jersey Jints at big's Packer Wackers==========
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WILDCARD WEEKEND
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2017, 10:25:57 pm »
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WILDCARD WEEKEND
« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2017, 02:29:08 am »
NFL Live Thread Wild Card Weekend 

Picks so far:

Saturday, Jan 7
==========Seven's Waiders at Allegra's Texicans======

========Clet's Loinchops at Them Godless Seathugs========

Sunday, Jan 8
===Phins at Stoolers=============

====Eli's Jersey Jints at big's Packer Wackers============
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WILDCARD WEEKEND
« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2017, 12:14:32 am »
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WILDCARD WEEKEND
« Reply #19 on: January 08, 2017, 11:06:02 am »
NFL Live Thread Wild Card Weekend 

Results & Picks so far:

Saturday, Jan 7
==========Seven's Waiders at Allegra's Texicans=======

========Clet's Loinchops at Them Godless Seathugs=========

Somewhere, Allegra is still...  partying--

And somewhere else, Seven..    is not happy at all

Sunday, Jan 8
===Phins at Stoolers=============

====Eli's Jersey Jints at big's Packer Wackers============
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WILDCARD WEEKEND
« Reply #20 on: January 08, 2017, 03:00:29 pm »
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WILDCARD WEEKEND
« Reply #21 on: January 08, 2017, 11:22:33 pm »
Absolutely inexcusable for the Giants to give up that Hail Mary TD.
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WILDCARD WEEKEND
« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2017, 12:52:00 am »
NFL Live Thread Wild Card Weekend 

Results & Picks:

Saturday, Jan 7
==========Seven's Waiders at Allegra's Texicans=======

========Clet's Loinchops at Them Godless Seathugs=========

Sunday, Jan 8
===Phins at Stoolers==============

====Eli's Jersey Jints at big's Packer Wackers=============

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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WILDCARD WEEKEND
« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2017, 11:54:05 am »
The Stillers beat the Fish but, in typical Mike Tomlin fashion, the starters stayed in too long after the game was a fait accompli and Big Ben tweaked an ankle on the next-to-last play. After the game, assistant coach Joey Porter got a snoot full and got hisself arrested at a Pittsburgh bar. Just another day in the Burgh.
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