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NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 12
« on: November 23, 2016, 02:12:05 am »
NFL Live Thread Week 12

Thursday, Nov. 24
12:30 p.m. ET Vikings at Lions
4:30 p.m. ET Redskins at Cowboys
8:30 p.m. ET Steelers at Colts

Sunday, Nov. 27
1 p.m. ET Titans at Bears
1 p.m. ET Jaguars at Bills
1 p.m. ET Bengals at Ravens
1 p.m. ET Cardinals at Falcons
1 p.m. ET Giants at Browns
1 p.m. ET Rams at Saints
1 p.m. ET 49ers at Dolphins
1 p.m. ET Chargers at Texans
4:05 p.m. ET Seahawks at Buccaneers
4:25 p.m. ET Panthers at Raiders
4:25 p.m. ET Patriots at Jets
8:30 p.m. ET Chiefs at Broncos

Monday, Nov. 28
8:30 p.m. ET Packers at Eagles

Week 12, sportsfans-- That means the turkeys come out...  and they all appear pissed at me for just posting this thread--

So lets get to it on the Thursday games--

The biggest turkeys in Detroit are the Viqueens as the Loinchops make hash out of them and their season--

How's about them Cowboys? Gotta ride this sucker out...  as my Boys go to 10 and 1 over them Godless Deadskins--

Big Ben gets rolling again as his Stoolers ride Manning's Old Ponies right out of all their Luck--

In regular Sunday action, Allegra's Old Earlers slow roast Da Bears in their own giblets--

Meanwhile, King Rex's Bills go to 6-5 with a win over the Jag-Offs--

TCU North's season just gets worse as the Crab City Black Byrds poop all over them striped cats--

You got that right, Bendy--- Dead...  right!

Imp's Old Chi-Town Cards get no respect in Atlanta as black feathers trump red ones--

Manning Lite gets an even lighter load as he sleep walks past the Brownstains--

The Goffinator goers 0 and two when Drew steals all his beads in the Big Easy--

I'm telling you, Doc-- No matter how many beads you got...  we ain't flashing you our boobs!

The Phins go into a feeding frenzy on the Soapy Niners--

Though the river rises, Allegra's Texicans get back into the win column--

The Seathugs come calling and steal the Bucking Ears blind--

Seven's Waiders teach Cam and his Cittycats a thing or two about the price of cornbread stuffing--

Much to big's delight, the Pattycheaters deflate them Jersey Jets-

So, doll, you're picking...  the Pats, too?

Sure, I always...  do--

Why do you think I'm always...  right here under my streetlamp.

I'm wishing the good Old Dallas Texans show up and beat the Mile High Plugs, but I do have my fingers crossed--

I know just how you feel, Bendy...  I really, really do!

Monday night big's nightmare continues as them sorry Iggles spoil all of Green Bay's cheese--

What now...  Gilda?

Johnny, please, pleas-- Don't let Bendy...  pick the Iggles to win!

Sorry, it is...  done--

Why? Oh, why-- Does big...  and all that cheese have to suffer?

All of y'all-- Get...  those picks in--

Before I have to pay...  the fatman!
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 12
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2016, 04:56:22 am »
  Week 12 is time for my Packer boys to stop playing like turkeys and my Patriot boys to make turkeys of the Jests…





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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 12
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2016, 10:05:23 am »
Lions
Cowboys
Steelers
Titans
Bills
Ravens
Cardinals
Browns  :thud:
Rams
Dolphins
Texans
Bucs
Pats
Raiders
Chiefs
Packers
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 12
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2016, 10:45:51 am »

Week 12 Picks

Thursday, Nov. 24
12:30 p.m. ET Vikings at Lions  MIN
4:30 p.m. ET Redskins at Cowboys  DAL
8:30 p.m. ET Steelers at Colts  IND

Sunday, Nov. 27
1 p.m. ET Titans at Bears  TEN
1 p.m. ET Jaguars at Bills  BUF
1 p.m. ET Bengals at Ravens  BALT
1 p.m. ET Cardinals at Falcons  ATL
1 p.m. ET Giants at Browns  NYG
1 p.m. ET Rams at Saints  NO
1 p.m. ET 49ers at Dolphins  MIA
1 p.m. ET Chargers at Texans  HOU
4:05 p.m. ET Seahawks at Buccaneers  SEA
4:25 p.m. ET Panthers at Raiders  OAK
4:25 p.m. ET Patriots at Jets  NEW ENGLAND
8:30 p.m. ET Chiefs at Broncos  DEN

Monday, Nov. 28
8:30 p.m. ET Packers at Eagles  PHI

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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 12
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2016, 02:55:48 pm »
NFL Live Thread Week 12

Picks so far:

Thursday, Nov. 24

==Vikings at Lions======

Redskins at Cowboys========

========Steelers at Colts

Sunday, Nov. 27

=======Allegra's Old Earlers at Bears=

Jaguars at Bills========

Bengals at Ravens========

=Cardinals at Falcons=======

=======Giants at Browns=

=Rams at Saints=======

49ers at Dolphins========

=Chargers at Allegra's Texicans=======

======Seahawks at Buccaneers==

Panthers at Seven's Raiders========

========Patriots at Jets

======Chiefs at Broncos==

Monday, Nov. 28

===Packers at Eagles=====
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 12
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2016, 12:02:35 am »
Bender, happened to see that Luck is out this week.  If it is not too much trouble, please change IND pick to PIT.
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 12
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2016, 11:41:04 am »
Quote from: catfish1957 on November 24, 2016, 12:02:35 am
Bender, happened to see that Luck is out this week.  If it is not too much trouble, please change IND pick to PIT.

Done in modification above--
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 12
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2016, 11:49:06 am »
NFL Live Thread Week 12

Picks so far:

Thursday, Nov. 24

==Vikings at Lions=======

Redskins at Cowboys=========

Hate to say it...    but looking above--

Give me a tingly feeling...    in the rust in the palm of my hand.

But I can calm that down...    with a few more Lone Stars.

=========Steelers at Colts

Sunday, Nov. 27

========Allegra's Old Earlers at Bears=

Jaguars at Bills=========

Bengals at Ravens=========

=Cardinals at Falcons========

========Giants at Browns=

=Rams at Saints========

49ers at Dolphins=========

==Chargers at Allegra's Texicans=======

=======Seahawks at Buccaneers==

Panthers at Seven's Raiders=========

=========Patriots at Jets

======Chiefs at Broncos===

Monday, Nov. 28

===Packers at Eagles======
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 12
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2016, 12:49:37 pm »
From TOS: Haha!! Bogie and Sidney Greenstreet... Two great actors... The Maltese Falcon... Casablanca... Passage to Marseilles... Some of my favorite moves. From a world long ago.

To me, Greenstreet     was one of those few actors that had brief but stellar careers in films that gave their characters gravitas, making them stand out far and above the established super stars with which they shared the screen--

Ranking a hair above Sidney is Clifton Webb     who was the ultimate urbane high society snob who sometimes, reluctantly offered up a heart of gold. Laura without his Waldo Lydecker would not be remembered as the film classic it is, nor would any of his essential characters in The Razor's Edge, Sitting Pretty, Cheaper by the Dozen, the three 'Mr. Belvedere' films, Cheaper by the Dozen, Dreamboat, Stars and Stripes Forever, Titanic (to me a much better story than James Cameron's special effects extravaganza), Mr. Scoutmaster, Woman's World, The Man Who Never Was and The Remarkable Mr. Pennypacker.

Besides these two there was Laird Cregar      who was brilliant in way too few films he made from 1940 until his sudden death in 1944 at age 31.

Yes, there was a different style of film acting in those sixty, seventy some odd years ago, yet in many ways it was better than the stark realism offered up by today A-List super stars. And, of course, the plots and story lines were much, much better that what is offered up today. Few of the films made today even have a plot, or even one that makes sense--

Where or where is that damn time machine so I can go back to better days?

Gadzooks-- Was...    I lucid dreaming again?
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 12
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2016, 01:49:38 pm »

Happy Thanksgiving ya'll


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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 12
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2016, 01:54:43 pm »
Also from TOS: And in college ball...

Ohio State beats Michigan
'Bama beats Auburn
Washington State beats U-Dub
USC destroys the Bruins

And in the game closest to my heart, another edition of the clean old-fashioned hate series...

Georgia Tech beats Georgia!

To Hell With Georgia!!!!

Gadzooks, Rummy-- Calm down and think about how good the turkey will taste.

After all my favorite Texas teams stopped being undefeated and out of the running for the big show, I kinda lost the taste for picking college games--

Yet today I think back and three games from the 1963 season stand out in my memory.

October 11, a Friday night as #5 Navy quarterbacked by Roger Staubach visits lowly SMU in the Cotton Bowl only to find themselves in a firestorm as the Ponies give them more of a game than they expected. On the short end of a 32-28 score, Roger The Dodger drove his team to the 7-yard line with 1 second to play, but his pass attempt was batted down in the end zone by SMU's Tommy Caughren.

I was a high school Junior at Lake Highlands in North Dallas down in Corsicana that weekend visiting my cousin Skip. We listened to the game on the radio and were so hyped that SMU had beaten the mighty Navy--

And on Thanksgiving Day, 1963, #1 Texas traveled to College Station to face my Texas A&M. The Teasips were down 13-9 with only minutes left when Aggies John Bortheron picked off a pass but he fumbled and the Horns recovered on the 44 to continue the drive. Duke Carlisle scored the winning touchdown with 1:19 left and the Longhorns won 15-13 to finish with a 10-0-0 record.

When January 1st rolled around I was living up in Gunnison, Colorado, a much hated Texan having moved there from Dallas a week after Kennedy was shot. Anyway, the whole high school was anti-Texas, so I sucked it up and rooted for them Godless Longhorns. After UT beat Navy soundly 28-7 in the game, in the back of our family car was placed a home-made sign saying "SMU & TEXAS, TOO!"

So, this Thanksgiving I hope my Ags beat LSU and then the next day, the Teasips get shellacked by TCU in their holiday game that replaced the old UT-A&M classic.
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 12
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2016, 08:52:41 pm »
NFL Live Thread Week 12

Results & Picks so far:

Thursday, Nov. 24

==Vikings at Lions=========

Redskins at Cowboys===========

In case y'all do not  know--

That is...  TEN wins in a row!!!!

==========Steelers at Colts

Sunday, Nov. 27

=========Allegra's Old Earlers at Bears=

Jaguars at Bills==========

Bengals at Ravens==========

=Cardinals at Falcons=========

=========Giants at Browns=

=Rams at Saints=========

49ers at Dolphins==img]http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep2/Imp.jpg[/img]========

===Chargers at Allegra's Texicans=======

========Seahawks at Buccaneers==

Panthers at Seven's Raiders==========

==========Patriots at Jets

======Chiefs at Broncos====

Monday, Nov. 28

===Packers at Eagles=======
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 12
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 12
« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2016, 01:50:30 pm »
It's game day!


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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 12
« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2016, 03:32:48 pm »
Well, with my Boys not playing today...    one must work hard to find a game worthy of watching--

Allegra's Old Earlers at Impy's Bears? Please--

Jaguars at Bills? Again, please--

Bengals at Ravens? Another snore fest--

Cardinals at Falcons? Nope, the Cards are fading, fading fast--

Giants at Browns? PLEASE in all caps--

Rams at Saints? Ditto--

49ers at Dolphins? Really?

Chargers at Allegra's Texicans? Yeah, Allegra's Boys need this one.

Seathugs at Buccaneers? Only if the Bucking Ears pull off an unlikely upset--

Panthers at Raiders? Seven's Lads should walk all over Cam's grave.

Patriots at Jets? No, repeat of Lions vs Christians and only big will enjoy it--

Chiefs at Broncos? Yes, this game counts for both teams as the winner will take a good position for a wild card spot and a prime spot if Seven's Waiders should stumble.

And Monday night big's Packers better get on the stick or start giving big cheese intravenous--

So, lay back and have another Lone Star...    y'all need it!
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 12
« Reply #15 on: November 27, 2016, 09:21:28 pm »
NFL Live Thread Week 12

Results & Picks so far:

Thursday, Nov. 24

==Vikings at Lions=========

Redskins at Cowboys===========

Say?  Did I... tell y'all--

That is...  TEN wins in a row!!!!

===========Steelers at Colts

Sunday, Nov. 27

==========Allegra's Old Earlers at Bears=

Jaguars at Bills===========

Bengals at Ravens===========

=Cardinals at Falcons==========

==========Giants at Browns=

=Rams at Saints==========

49ers at Dolphins===========

====Chargers at Allegra's Texicans=======

========Seahawks at Buccaneers===

Panthers at Seven's Raiders===========

===========Patriots at Jets

======Chiefs at Broncos====

Monday, Nov. 28

===Packers at Eagles=======
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 12
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2016, 01:02:24 am »
Quote from: Bender2 on November 27, 2016, 09:21:28 pm

====Chargers at Allegra's Texicans=======


Gadzooks, Allegra!  Your Texicans...    have kept me from being perfect!

But I still...  love ya!
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 12
« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2016, 01:22:33 am »
It was tougher than it should have been


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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 12
« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2016, 01:34:41 pm »
NFL Live Thread Week 12

Results & Picks so far:

Thursday, Nov. 24

==Vikings at Lions=========

Redskins at Cowboys===========

Say?  Did I... tell y'all--

That is...  TEN wins in a row!!!!

===========Steelers at Colts

Sunday, Nov. 27

==========Allegra's Old Earlers at Bears=

Jaguars at Bills===========

Bengals at Ravens===========

=Cardinals at Falcons==========

==========Giants at Browns=

=Rams at Saints==========

49ers at Dolphins===========

====Chargers at Allegra's Texicans=======

========Seahawks at Buccaneers===

Panthers at Seven's Raiders===========

===========Patriots at Jets

=======Chiefs at Broncos====

Monday, Nov. 28

===Packers at Eagles=======
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 12
« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2016, 04:37:38 am »
NFL Live Thread Week 12

Results:

Thursday, Nov. 24

==Vikings at Lions=========

Redskins at Cowboys===========

Say?  Did I... tell y'all--

That is...  TEN wins in a row!!!!

===========Steelers at Colts

Sunday, Nov. 27

==========Allegra's Old Earlers at Bears=

Jaguars at Bills===========

Bengals at Ravens===========

=Cardinals at Falcons==========

==========Giants at Browns=

=Rams at Saints==========

49ers at Dolphins===========

====Chargers at Allegra's Texicans=======

========Seahawks at Buccaneers===

Panthers at Seven's Raiders===========

===========Patriots at Jets

=======Chiefs at Broncos====

Monday, Nov. 28

====Packers at Eagles=======
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 12
« Reply #20 on: November 29, 2016, 04:42:28 am »

Well pard, when the going gets tough





The tough get going
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