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NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK TEN
« on: November 09, 2016, 02:25:40 pm »
Talk about breaking...  bad!!!!!!!!!!!

NFL Live Thread Week 10 

Thursday, Nov. 10 
8:25 p.m. ET Browns at Ravens

Sunday, Nov. 13
1 p.m. ET Texans at Jaguars
1 p.m. ET Broncos at Saints
1 p.m. ET Rams at Jets
1 p.m. ET Falcons at Eagles
1 p.m. ET Chiefs at Panthers
1 p.m. ET Bears at Buccaneers
1 p.m. ET Vikings at Redskins
1 p.m. ET Packers at Titans
4:05 p.m. ET Dolphins at Charger s
4:25 p.m. ET 49ers at Cardinals
4:25 p.m. ET Cowboys at Steelers
8:30 p.m. ET Seahawks at Patriots
 
Monday, Nov. 14
8:30 p.m. ET Bengals at Giants
 
Bye week: Bills, Lions, Colts, Raiders

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...  zzzzzzzzzzzz  still--

Good... heavens!

This--  This is the bus...   from To Catch a Thief, not North By Northwest, Part Deux!

Hitch?  What the hell... went wrong?

Cary, get off at the next stop... put on a suit and wait for Grace to drive you around to make your picks.

Well, you are...   the director--

Okay, now...  just where--

Where the hell...  did I leave that suit?

Well you're here.  Nice suit.  Shall we drive...  and tell me, who did you pick for Thursday nights game between the Browns and the Ravens?

I'm picking...  the Brownstains--

Okay, and in regular Sunday...    action?

I'm going with Allegra's Texicans...  if they can find the offense, to smah the Jags--

Broncos...  at the Saints?

Manning's Old Mile High Nags...  and can you slow down?

We're being followed...   Can you see who they are?

Yes...  I can see a bumpersticker--



It is...  the Jersey Jets--

But they...  will never--

Get by...  the LA Ewews.

Hold on!  We are... almost there!

We are...    where?

Deadskins Lover's Leap...  and Pick'em & Pinic Park!

Here I got your favorite...  Lone Star right?  Now, Atlanta or Philly?

Thanks--  The Falcons, of course...   it helps Bendy's Boys.

I cannot find my kissing lipstick...  so if you wish to get a smooch for picking Bendy's Old Dallas Texans over Cam Citties, get it out of the boot.

You are such a dear...  picking the Bears over the Bucs--  Impy wull love that.

And your pick of the Viqueens...  over the Deadskins makes sense.

Here, I have your...  kissing lipstick--

Allegra's Old Earlers...    or big's Packer Wackers?

Pucker up...  for the Packers--

And the Phins...  over the Chargers--

And before we picnic...  Imp's Old Chi-town Cards over the Soapy 9ers--

Now, drink up for Bendy's Boys...  laying the wood to the Stoolers--

And this is...    tasty--

Must be deep fried Seahawk...    compliments of big's Patty Chaters.

After last night and you are still...  picking Manning Lite over Cincy--

Then good...    NIGHT!

Well...  that sucks--


You!  yes, you--  You...  get your picks in right away!
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK TEN
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2016, 02:34:21 pm »
  Week Ten Trumps all the rest! Go get’em boys!!





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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK TEN
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2016, 02:39:55 pm »
And the best news is... 

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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK TEN
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2016, 05:14:03 pm »
Re: "If Trump wins, I'm getting the hell out of Dodge!"

Here's a list of celebrities...  who surely are making arrangements for passage out of Dodge with their travel agents today:

1. Jon Stewart - Comedian
2. Chelsea Handler - Comedian
3. Miley Cyrus - Singer
4. Neve Campbell - Actress
5. Lena Dunham - Comedian
6. Cher - Singer/Actress
7. Al Sharpton - Activist
8. Spike Lee - Director
9. Barbra Streisand - Singer
10. Amy Schumer - Comedian
11. Samuel L. Jackson - Actor
12. Natasha Lyonne - Actress
13. George Lopez - Comedian
14. Raven-Symoné - TV Host
15. Whoopi Goldberg - Comedian/TV Host
16. Bryan Cranston - Actor

I did not list Alec Baldwin as we all know...  he left after "W" got elected--

Really, Bendy-- What the hell, today, you can call me...  Shirley!

Damn, Shirley! Looks like I picked the wrong day...  to join the Democrat Party--[/b]
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK TEN
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2016, 10:58:47 pm »
NFL Live Thread Week 10 

Thursday, Nov. 10 
==Browns at Ravens==

Sunday, Nov. 13
====Allegra's Texicans at Jaguars

===Broncos at Saints=

====Rams at Jets

=Falcons at Eagles===

==Chiefs at Panthers==

===Bears at Buccaneers=

===Vikings at Redskins=

====Packers at Allegra's Old Earlers

=Dolphins at Chargers===

49ers at Cardinals====

====Cowboys at Steelers

Seahawks at Patriots===
 
Monday, Nov. 14
Bengals at Giants=====
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK TEN
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2016, 11:12:48 pm »
Here are my picks



Ravens
Texans
Broncos
Jets
Falcons
Chiefs
Bears
Vikings
Packers
Chargers
Cardinals
Cowboys
Patriots
Giants
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK TEN
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2016, 11:17:40 pm »
Gadzooks, campers-- Was last night a three-ring stemwinder...  or not?

Anywho, shall we makes some college picks--

#16 West Virginia should put another nail in the Teasippers' 'Good-Bye Charlie' Tour--

#11 OU should knock off Da Baylor Bears--

I am almost afraid to pick my #8 Aggies to beat Old Miss--

Penny's #9 Cornhuskers should smack Minnesota around--

'Bama's Tide should roll over Mississippi State--

And lastly, old Slippery Rock will kick East Stroudsburg's hind end into next Tuesday!
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK TEN
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2016, 04:03:22 am »
My Week  10 picks-

Thursday, Nov. 10 
8:25 p.m. ET Browns at Ravens - BALT

Sunday, Nov. 13
1 p.m. ET Texans at Jaguars - JAX
1 p.m. ET Broncos at Saints - DEN
1 p.m. ET Rams at Jets - LA
1 p.m. ET Falcons at Eagles- ATL
1 p.m. ET Chiefs at Panthers - KC
1 p.m. ET Bears at Buccaneers - CHI
1 p.m. ET Vikings at Redskins - MIN
1 p.m. ET Packers at Titans - GB
4:05 p.m. ET Dolphins at Charger SD
4:25 p.m. ET 49ers at Cardinals - ARZ
4:25 p.m. ET Cowboys at Steelers - DAL
8:30 p.m. ET Seahawks at Patriots - NE
 
Monday, Nov. 14
8:30 p.m. ET Bengals at Giants - CIN
 


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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK TEN
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2016, 11:31:42 am »
NFL Live Thread Week 10 

Thursday, Nov. 10 
==Browns at Ravens======

Sunday, Nov. 13
=======Allegra's Texicans at Jaguars=

======Broncos at Saints==

=====Rams at Jets===

=====Falcons at Eagles===

=====Chiefs at Panthers===

=======Bears at Buccaneers=

======Vikings at Redskins==

=======Packers at Allegra's Old Earlers=

=Dolphins at Chargers=======

49ers at Cardinals========

========Cowboys at Steelers

Seahawks at Patriots=======
 
Monday, Nov. 14
==Bengals at Giants=======
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK TEN
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2016, 08:39:02 am »
late again.
Texans
saints
rams
falcons
chiefs
bucs
vikings
packers
dolphins
cards
cowboys
patriots
bengals

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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK TEN
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2016, 09:40:49 am »
NFL Live Thread Week 10 

Results & picks so far:

Thursday, Nov. 10 
==Browns at Ravens=======

Sunday, Nov. 13
=========Allegra's Texicans at Jaguars=

========Broncos at Saints==

=======Rams at Jets===

======Falcons at Eagles===

=======Chiefs at Panthers===

=======Bears at Buccaneers===

========Vikings at Redskins==

=========Packers at Allegra's Old Earlers=

===Dolphins at Chargers=======

49ers at Cardinals==========

==========Cowboys at Steelers

Seahawks at Patriots=========
 
Monday, Nov. 14
====Bengals at Giants=======
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK TEN
« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2016, 07:36:39 pm »
NFL Live Thread Week 10 

Results & picks so far:

Thursday, Nov. 10 
==Browns at Ravens=======

Sunday, Nov. 13
=========Allegra's Texicans at Jaguars=

========Broncos at Saints==

=======Rams at Jets===

======Falcons at Eagles===

=======Chiefs at Panthers===

=======Bears at Buccaneers===

========Vikings at Redskins==

=========Packers at Allegra's Old Earlers=

===Dolphins at Chargers=======

49ers at Cardinals==========

==========Cowboys at Steelers

Seahawks at Patriots=========
 
Monday, Nov. 14
====Bengals at Giants=======
@Bender2  As A cowboys fan I say go for  the Bengals upset over the jersey giants

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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK TEN
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2016, 01:51:16 pm »
Is it just me...    or are my Fightin' Texas Aggies cratering big time?
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK TEN
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2016, 02:11:42 pm »
From http://www.forbes.com/sites/timwood/2016/11/12/nfl-picks-week-10-vegas-looks-for-big-steelers-upset-amateurs-love-them-cowboys/#757e9cb3223b

Cowboys (7-1) at Steelers (4-4, -2)

PIX PICK: Cowboys by 3

PIX CONFIDENCE METER: 78

VEGAS PICK: Steelers by 21

PIX BREAKDOWN: This is the eighth straight week that Pix players have picked the Cowboys as faves. We had many players asking us if we got the opening line right here. More than 70 percent of players like the Cowboys to win with an AMOV of 7.43. But the minority is mighty here, as 82 percent of the Steelers picks are by 10 points or more.

This is the biggest gap in picks between Pix and Vegas this week by far.

“So many variables here. Cowboys are looking to keep showing they’re legit. Steelers are looking to put an embarrassing loss far in the rear view mirror. I just like the Dallas talent more in just about every position matchup,” said one Pix player.

ZACK JONES BREAKDOWN: “Pittsburgh over Dallas by 21 Dallas hasn’t lost since opening week. The Cowboys have rattled off seven consecutive victories. Impressive, yes. But when there’s talk coming out of “Big D” about the Cowboys possibly going 14-2 it’s time to say whoa doggies. Dallas is fat and happy with a two-game NFC East Division lead on the Giants.

The Cowboys just enjoyed a nice stroll in the park against hapless and helpless Cleveland. Now comes the Steelers, a gritty bunch locked into a tie with Baltimore for the division lead in the AFC North with Cincinnati one-half game behind. The Steelers are off a bad loss to the Ravens.

This is a circle-the-wagons game for the Steelers saddled with a three-game losing streak. Ben Roethlisberger has gotten the rust off after returning last week from three weeks of inactivity. Roethlisberger also was on the road where he has a 19-to-19 touchdown-to-interception ratio since 2014. That ratio turns into 51-to-13 at Heinz Field. Antonio Brown becomes the best receiver in football again with Roethlisberger under center.

If there’s one all-purpose back as good – if not better – than Ezekiel Elliott or David Johnson it’s Le’Veon Bell when he has Roethlisberger setting him up. The Steelers, unlike the pathetic Browns, can exploit a banged-up Dallas secondary missing cornerback Morris Claiborne and safety Barry Church. The Cowboys don’t generate much of a pass rush either.

The key for Dallas is controlling the ball with Elliott and a dominant offensive line. Rookie Dak Prescott has exceeded even the wildest expectations, but he has yet to forge a connection with Dez Bryant, who isn’t nearly as effective without Tony Romo. The Steelers’ defense has gotten better with the return to health of linebacker Ryan Shazier and lineman Cameron Heyward. PITTSBURGH 35-14. Late money is shifting toward the Cowboys.”


If there is any of that 'giving Dallas 21 points' money around...    I want all of it!
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK TEN
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2016, 07:50:30 pm »
NFL Live Thread Week 10 

Results & picks so far:

Thursday, Nov. 10 
==Browns at Ravens=======

Sunday, Nov. 13
=========Allegra's Texicans at Jaguars=

========Broncos at Saints==

======Rams at Jets====

======Falcons at Eagles====

=======Chiefs at Panthers===

=======Bears at Buccaneers====

========Vikings at Redskins===

=========Packers at Allegra's Old Earlers=

===Dolphins at Chargers========

49ers at Cardinals==========

==========Cowboys at Steelers

Seahawks at Patriots==========
 
Monday, Nov. 14
====Bengals at Giants=======
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK TEN
« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2016, 08:40:01 pm »
Looks like a high draft pick for my Packer boys this year
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK TEN
« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2016, 09:32:48 pm »
"We must, indeed, all hang together or, most assuredly, we shall all hang separately." ~ Benjamin Franklin

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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK TEN
« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2016, 01:05:59 am »
NFL Live Thread Week 10 

Results & picks so far:

Thursday, Nov. 10 
==Browns at Ravens=======

Sunday, Nov. 13
==========Allegra's Texicans at Jaguars=

=========Broncos at Saints==

=======Rams at Jets====

======Falcons at Eagles=====

========Chiefs at Panthers===

=======Bears at Buccaneers=====

========Vikings at Redskins====

=========Packers at Allegra's Old Earlers==

====Dolphins at Chargers========

49ers at Cardinals===========

===========Cowboys at Steelers

Seahawks at Patriots==========
 
Monday, Nov. 14
====Bengals at Giants=======
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK TEN
« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2016, 01:07:45 am »
All I have to say is...

8 in a row.

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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK TEN
« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2016, 01:10:43 am »
All I have to say is...

8 in a row.

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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK TEN
« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2016, 09:55:13 am »
NFL Live Thread Week 10 

Results & picks so far:

Thursday, Nov. 10 
==Browns at Ravens=======

Sunday, Nov. 13
==========Allegra's Texicans at Jaguars=

=========Broncos at Saints==

=======Rams at Jets====

======Falcons at Eagles=====

========Chiefs at Panthers===

=======Bears at Buccaneers=====

========Vikings at Redskins====

=========Packers at Allegra's Old Earlers==

====Dolphins at Chargers========

49ers at Cardinals===========

===========Cowboys at Steelers

=Seahawks at Patriots==========
 
Monday, Nov. 14
====Bengals at Giants=======
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK TEN
« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2016, 11:45:03 am »

Good thing we had the big win on Tuesday...


...or I'd be depressed Breakfast anyone?
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK TEN
« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2016, 02:18:57 pm »
Good thing we had the big win on Tuesday...


...or I'd be depressed Breakfast anyone?

 Gadzooks, big-- Last year at this time...  Tampa Bay had just beat my Boy 10 - 6 with Matt Cassel as our quarterback.

Oh, Bendy! How did you...    stand it?

I made breakfast my main meal...    of the day--
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« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2016, 03:33:23 pm »
Good thing we had the big win on Tuesday...


...or I'd be depressed Breakfast anyone?

Don't worry Big.  Despite last night anomaly, your Pats are still the team the beat this year as far as I am concerned. 

Sorry Bender, accounting for future playoff jitters in Big D.

Academy Award to my Saints for winning the most innovative way to lose a football game for the season yesterday.
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK TEN
« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2016, 01:05:36 pm »
NFL Live Thread Week 10 

Results:

Thursday, Nov. 10 
==Browns at Ravens=======

Sunday, Nov. 13
==========Allegra's Texicans at Jaguars=

=========Broncos at Saints==

=======Rams at Jets====

======Falcons at Eagles=====

========Chiefs at Panthers===

=======Bears at Buccaneers=====

========Vikings at Redskins====

=========Packers at Allegra's Old Earlers==

====Dolphins at Chargers========

49ers at Cardinals===========

===========Cowboys at Steelers

=Seahawks at Patriots==========
 
Monday, Nov. 14
====Bengals at Giants========
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