Sure. We all liked them at first. They would make that omnipresent feeling of peace and harmony when you stroked their antenna. They also cut down on the rats and stray dogs you used to see around town. But now they are starting to demand we build cairns of driftwood and broken glass to honor their Dreaming God. We can't teach about Jesus in school, but suddenly it is okay to build cairns to the endlessly dreaming bringer of strife. I mean this is ridiculous. I also think there used to be kids in the elementary schools... they weren't always empty. But I degress. I think it is time we stop spending so much time stroking the antenna of our assigned larvae and instead spend our time doing other things. There are plenty of folks that need to be processed in the churn vats.I can think of no reason we shouldn't depopulate Chicago within the next year if we stop spending all our time pleasing the crab/spiders. Sincerely a concerned citizen
