NFL Live Thread Week 7
Thursday, Oct. 20
8:25 p.m. ET Bears at Packers
Sunday, Oct. 23 1 p.m. ET Saints at Chiefs
1 p.m. ET Giants at Rams
1 p.m. ET Colts at Titans
1 p.m. ET Vikings at Eagles
1 p.m. ET Browns at Bengals
1 p.m. ET Redskins at Lions
1 p.m. ET Raiders at Jaguars
1 p.m. ET Bills at Dolphins
1 p.m. ET Ravens at Jets
4:05 p.m. ET Buccaneers at 49ers
4:05 p.m. ET Chargers at Falcons
4:25 p.m. ET Patriots at Steelers
8:30 p.m. ET Seahawks at Cardinals
Monday, Oct. 24
8:30 p.m. ET Texans at Broncos
Bye week: Panthers, Cowboys
Okay, Rosie...
are you ready for your upgrade?
Oh, Bendy-- Am...
I ever!
Just lay down...
and relax as we have showtime--
Professor Farnsworth...
HIT IT!
Gong'a make a change...
To this...
old bot--
Gon'a take her...
from ugly--
To oh so...
HOT!
Well, Rosie, how do you...
like it?
I just love...
it!
I do...
too--
Yep, campers, it is Week 7 and on Thursday Night Action big's Packers will be sleeping by the fireplace on a new Bear skin rug--
In Sunday action, the Jersey Jints win (Dang IT!) over the Ewes--
The Ain'ts ain't at my Old Dallas Texans--
The Lucky Ponies ain't either as Allegra's Old Earlers ride them down--
The Viqueen's Fat lady sings for her supper and picks her teeth with Iggle feathers--
TCU North gets a breather against Johnny's Old Brownstains--
The Deadskins Season just keeps getting worse as the Loinchops take a big bite out of their dead-iere--
Seven's Waiders don't get their footies wet as they wade through the Jag-Offs--
King Rex sits on his throne burping and picking Phin bones out of his teeth--
Crab City's Black Byrds hijack them Jersey Jets--
The Bucking-Ears give the Soapy 9er a Colinoscopy--
The Atlanta Fuss' n Feathers crew short circuit the Bolts--
Tom Brady won't get his hair mussed after Big Ben's knee went kablooie! Old big is high kicking with the Leprechauns--
The late night Fowl Bowl finds then dastardly muddy blue-green feathered critters out lasting the red ones--
Monday, dead Allegra, your Texicans limp into Denver and return on stretchers--
My Boys take a well deserved vacation far far away from Cam Cittycats as we all know they have the worse kind of Cam Cooties!
Since dear old big went to Ireland to drown his troubles, he left his picks with me as follows:
Now, get those picks in now OR...
I won't be able to lower the flag to half mast--
Gadzooks-- The South...
is gonn'a rise again![/b]
