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Offline SZonian

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Man charged with stealing $160,000 worth of Jamaicain cheese
« on: October 14, 2016, 12:04:03 am »
A New Jersey man has been charged with stealing more than $160,000 worth of Jamaican cheese.


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Re: Man charged with stealing $160,000 worth of Jamaicain cheese
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2016, 12:10:10 am »
He must be Jamaican a huge sammich.
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Re: Man charged with stealing $160,000 worth of Jamaicain cheese
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2016, 12:10:43 am »
Is Jamaican Cheese code for something worth stealing or is it actually cheese.

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Re: Man charged with stealing $160,000 worth of Jamaicain cheese
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2016, 01:49:58 am »
It's rotted milk, anyway. Revolting stuff, worse than paneer.
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Re: Man charged with stealing $160,000 worth of Jamaicain cheese
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2016, 01:51:02 am »
Who cut the cheese?