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Jordan Parkes wants to look just like his idol Kim Kardashian.

Dubbed the ‘male Kim Kardashian’ Parkes, 24, has already spent a whopping $200,000 to look like the reality TV queen. Now, he’s undergoing his third nose job.

“I showed my surgeon photos of Kim Kardashian as she has the perfect nose,” he told the Manchester Evening News. “It’s taken me three nose jobs but hopefully I have what I want now, as the surgeon warned me that it would not be possible to have any more nose surgery.”

But because of his notoriety, Parkes no longer has to spring for the face-altering procedure, receiving huge discounts to help promote the procedures.

That said, the path to a Kardashian-like mug has been a minefield. He once had to have a mystery filler from China removed from his lips and swelling from surgeries lasts a long time.

“My lips are amazing now thanks to cosmetic couture in Manchester; they reduced them for me a few months back. I still have filler, but I no longer self inject, I leave it to the professionals,” the Brit told the newspaper.

“My eyes are sagging a bit and I’m really noticing it in my selfies on Instagram. I cannot wait to see what I look like when I get to Kim’s age of 35.”

Parkes says looking like the big-bottomed beauty is his hobby -- and “passion”.

http://www.torontosun.com/2016/10/07/british-man-spends-200k-to-look-like-kim-kardashian




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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2016, 09:56:09 pm »
It's sick out there, and it's only getting sicker.

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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2016, 09:57:44 pm »
 :terror: What is that??
Who wants to have their life accomplishment to be making Michael Jackson look normal.
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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2016, 04:12:23 am »
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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian
And he failed miserably.

What's that old saying about fools and their money?
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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2016, 05:08:18 am »
And he failed miserably.

What's that old saying about fools and their money?
Are you sure he failed, I didn't see them post a picture of his ass........THANK GOD!, just his a-hole and it looks really inflamed, someone get that moron some Preparation-H. :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:
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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2016, 05:17:19 am »
It was his $200k to spend.

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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2016, 05:24:54 am »
It was his $200k to spend.
Based on the results he should ask for his money back.

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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2016, 05:42:06 am »
Based on the results he should ask for his money back.

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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2016, 06:14:44 am »
If he wanted to look like Kim shouldn't he have spent the $200K on Twinkies to make his ass fat?


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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2016, 12:54:47 pm »
It was his $200k to spend.
Every time I hear of one of these nuts undergoing multiple surgeries to look like a particular celebrity, I wonder where they got the money in the first place. There's a guy I've seen on TV who's been trying to look like Justin Bieber and after who knows how many surgeries, he only looks like a Ken doll (right down to the lack of cojones, too, I suspect).
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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2016, 01:17:11 pm »
Damn.  He nailed the "I could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch" look.