Gadzooks, such memories...
such memories--
They all...
came flooding back--
You can say that...
again, Bendy!
I recall it...
like it was yesterday--
Shut up...
Howard!
Hey, I paid my due...
back in the Phin's Perfect Season!
If your toupée can be mistaken for a dead muskrat and you lie like Hillary Clinton...
you may be Howard Cosell--
Now Terrance, keep repeating "Get out of bounds when it matters!" another 10,000 times...
while I go give my picks for Week 2--
Thursday's Loser Bowl on CBS will have the Jets adding to King Rex's heartburn--
In regular Sunday action Cam Citties will beat the 9ers but Cam will still complain--<P>
TCU North will visit Big Ben's Stoolers and go home smelling to high heaven--<P>
Hate say Eli will win a game, but he will over the becalmed Brees & his Ain'ts--
The Phins visit big Patty Cakes and Jimmy Grab'emlow gets another win--
Allegra's Texicans are still Super Bowl bound but they get a hickup against my Old Dallas Texans--
The Loinchops gave Titan Tartare for lunch--
Crab City's Black Byrds give the RGless Brownstains grief--
The Seahags barbie-Q the Ewes--
Red Byrds get back on the wings over the Bucking Ears--
Jag-offs no more, they cut the Bolts' current--
Seven's Waiders pluck clean Vick's Old Black Byrds--
In the Peyton's Old Team Bowl the Broncos kick the Colts in the horseshoes--
Okay, big-- Sunday night you & your Packer Wackers get to lord it over the Viqueens again--
Monday Night Feetball has the Iggles serving Bear meat cold--
And those Deadskins...
will soon be 0 and 2!
With my Boys' secret weapon...
Alfred Morris getting revenge on the Deadskins--
Okay, campers-- Get...
those picks in!
