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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/19***
« on: August 19, 2016, 01:32:42 pm »
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I have a Polish friend who is a roadie for a band.
I have a Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!
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So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
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It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.
The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.
A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.
What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeño business.
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What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? Wataaaaah!
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence.
As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/19***
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2016, 01:35:04 pm »
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/19***
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2016, 01:55:45 pm »
 
 
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/19***
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2016, 02:02:48 pm »
How far is too far for some Trump supporters?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MubunsD-7g



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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/19***
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2016, 02:04:55 pm »
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/19***
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2016, 02:06:16 pm »
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In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
�More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.�-Woody Allen
If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken him completely by surprise.

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/19***
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2016, 02:09:17 pm »
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In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
�More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.�-Woody Allen
If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken him completely by surprise.

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/19***
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2016, 02:12:02 pm »
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In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
�More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.�-Woody Allen
If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken him completely by surprise.

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/19***
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2016, 03:58:51 pm »
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/19***
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« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2016, 04:34:06 pm »
“Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was a salted.”
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/19***
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2016, 04:49:28 pm »
My friend said I need to stop singing I'm a Believer because it was getting annoying, I laughed because I thought she was joking . . .

 . . . Then I say her face . . .
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« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2016, 06:10:27 pm »


Bolt had time to stop and pose for this photo during a race, smile!
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« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2016, 06:13:41 pm »


Haha, it counts! Finally playing baseball with my little brother pays off!
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« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2016, 06:15:28 pm »
North Korea TV reports on Olympics

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« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2016, 07:10:16 pm »
For a recent mini-celebration, we went out for Italian food.
I had the scallops and shrimp with a side of fettuccine.
My wife had the Chicken Marsala
My son had some type of Pasta with mushrooms, peas, and carrots

Somehow, we got started on a pun run.
Apologies in advance.

I ordered the smaller portion, but was hoping I could Scallop from there

They make this dish so well, they don't have Mushroom for improvement I am pretty Peased how it tastes.
I'm glad you Carrot turned out so well?

Did you hear about the disabled guy that Trump mocked. When he tried to eat, he missed his mouth and Fettuccine.

That dressing was pretty good. I should have asked for Marsala.

And then for dessert:
You know, they say homeland security's main job is to make the Tiramisu.
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« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2016, 07:19:29 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL6_t-cdgLI

The words have been changed to fit the video
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/19***
« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2016, 08:25:19 pm »
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In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
�More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.�-Woody Allen
If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken him completely by surprise.

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/19***
« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2016, 08:29:12 pm »
Yep, that is definitely a literal video too.
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« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2016, 08:47:48 pm »
Quote from: geronl on August 19, 2016, 08:29:12 pm
Yep, that is definitely a literal video too.

Someone had way too much time on their hands...
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/19***
« Reply #22 on: August 19, 2016, 08:47:57 pm »
Hall and Oats without Autotune.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l56Hdjx0ckg
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« Reply #23 on: August 19, 2016, 08:52:00 pm »
LOL!  Shreds videos are the best!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdFJTbaFcZ0
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