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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« on: August 05, 2016, 01:02:34 pm »
Let the games begin!

President Obama is scheduled to speak at the opening ceremony of the Olympics. Nervous, he asks for a teleprompter.

On the day of the speech, he takes to the podium and starts, "Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh."

An aide quickly rushes to his side and whispers, "Mr. President, those are the Olympic rings. Your speech is below that!"

Punchlines: Rio isn't ready and other Olympic facts


Twitter Olympics

Jumping from JUSTICE #HillaryOlympics

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Triple jump through a tax loophole #TrumpOlympics

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"Poll Faulting" #HillaryOlympics #TrumpOlympics


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Shark Jumping #TrumpOlympics #HillaryOlympics

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Synchronized deporting #TrumpOlympics

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The 30,000 email delete dash #HillaryOlympics

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Running from #Benghazi #HillaryOlympics

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Mental gymnastics to talk yourself into the lesser of the evils #HillaryOlympics #TrumpOlympics

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Synchronized LYING #HillaryOlympics

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"Tiny Handball" #TrumpOlympics

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Cankle Crossing #HillaryOlympics

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Gun Running #HillaryOlympics

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Crooked Parallel Bars #TrumpOlympics #HillaryOlympics

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Shot Putin' #TrumpOlympics

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The Incompetence Decathlon (she's won every year) #HillaryOlympics

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Track and Fooled #TrumpOlympics

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The Prison Dodge #HillaryOlympics

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Rhythmic Draft Dodging #TrumpOlympics

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Pant Suit Broad Jump #HillaryOlympics

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White Powerlifting #TrumpOlympics

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Debate Triple Jump #TrumpOlympics

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The Benghazi Grave Hurdles #HillaryOlympics

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Bribe collecting. #HillaryOlympics

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Synchronized speaking #TrumpOlympics

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Swimming with Sharks #TrumpOlympics #HillaryOlympics

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2016, 01:04:05 pm »
OK--I'm here today
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2016, 01:09:40 pm »
 
TIME FOR

SYNCHRONIZED


PINGALING LIST – Let me know if you want on or off!!  :beer:

@1poxgi -  @AbaraXas - @Acemodean -  @alicewonders -  @andy58-in-nh -  @annieokie -  @ArneFufkin -  @austingirl -  @Bear_in_RoseBear -  @berferdt -  @betty boop  -  @BigHomer - @Bigun -  @bob434 -  @bolobaby -  @bootless -  @catfish1957 -  @CatherineofAragon -  @cato potatoe  -  @chae -  @Charlespg -  @Chasaway -  @ConstitutionRose -  @Cowboyway -  @Cyber Liberty -   @DCPatriot -  @Dexter -  @Diamond6 -  @DiogenesLamp -  @Doug Loss  -  @DrewsDad -  @driftdiver -  @EasyAce -  @EC -  @Eowyn -  @ExFreeper -  @Fishrrman -  @Frank Cannon  -  @Free Vulcan  -  @Freya -   @GilesB -  @goatprairie -  @gorush - @Gov Bean Counter  -  @GrouchoTex -  @guitar4jesus -  @HAPPY2BME -  @Hoodat -  @Idaho_Cowboy -  @INVAR -  @IsailedawayfromFR -  @Jazzhead -  @jmyrlefuller -  @Just_Victor -  @Kaslin -  @kevindavis -  @kidd -  @Kinsman Redeemer  -  @kjam22 -   @Lando Lincoln  -  @Leto -  @libertybele -  @LonestarDream -  @LottieDah -  @M1078 -  @Machiavelli -  @MACVSOG68 -  @Maj. Bill Martin  -  @MajorClay -  @Manic Episode  -  @markomalley -  @MBB1984 -  @mcjordansc -  @MeshugeMikey -  @Millee -  @Minarch -  @mirraflake -  @mlizzy -  @montanajoe -  @mountaineer -  @mrpotatohead -  @mystery-ak -  @Neverdul -  @Nickname -   @Oceander -  @oldmomster -  @PinkFlipFlops -  @plewis1250 -  @pogo101 -  @Polly Tix  -  @pookie18 -  @PROCON -  @r9etb -  @rangerrebew -  @rb224315 -  @RedHead -  @Relic -  @Resp3 -  @RetBobbyMI -  @Richardtavor -  @Unlimited  -  @roamer_1 -  @rodamala -  @RoosGirl -  @Salem Poor  -  @Sanguine -  @ScottinVA -  @ShadowAce -  @sinkspur -  @SirLinksALot -  @sitetest -  @skeeter -  @Smokin Joe  -  @sneakypete -  @Springfield Reformer  -  @Stargazer -  @starstruck -  @stevekrz -  @Suppressed -  @SZonian -  @Texas Yellow Rose  - @the_doc -  @TheMom -  @ThePatriotFile -  @The_Reader_David -  @Timber Rattler  -  @TomSea -  @truth_seeker -  @TurkeyLurkey -  @TXnTX -  @txradioguy - @uglybiker -  @Variant -  @verga -  @Victoria33 -  @WAC -  @washi -  @Weird Tolkienish Figure  -  @Wingnut
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2016, 02:21:59 pm »
@EC
@Unlimited
@Wingnut
@mrpotatohead
@Smokin Joe
 
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2016, 02:33:38 pm »
In Rio - all Olympians are required to do Trash Duty.



 
That can be a problem.
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2016, 02:37:19 pm »
How did that human head end up floating in the pool?




Answer: Rio.
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2016, 02:39:24 pm »
Synchronized swimming is a lot more popular this year.





A whole lot more.
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2016, 02:40:21 pm »
@Pookie18

A good number of these go after Trump (Cagle, in particular) from the left.

It's the same crap the lefties would use on a true conservative.

I'm not laughing.  Or, defending Trump.


edit for accuracy and clarification....

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2016, 02:41:32 pm »
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"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2016, 02:41:51 pm »
New event for dogs....




Synchronized peeing.
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2016, 02:44:03 pm »
Quote from: Half Vast Conspiracy on August 05, 2016, 02:40:21 pm
@L9teen

A good number of these go after Trump (Cagle, in particular) from the left.

It's the same crap the lefties would use on a true conservative.

I'm not laughing.



She just couldn't help herself, I guess.      :whistle:
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"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2016, 02:52:58 pm »
Quote from: DCPatriot on August 05, 2016, 02:44:03 pm
She just couldn't help herself, I guess.      :whistle:

@DCPatriot

She didn't post those, I did. Remember when you were whining about how anti-Trump Today's Toons was...& I told you that it wasn't really anti-Trump, because I wasn't posting the real anti-Trump material to my threads. After your post, several folks asked to see the anti-Trump images & I've been posting them on Fridays in this thread. My post here represents what I've seen over the 6 days following last week's OFST...
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2016, 03:04:04 pm »
 888high58888 @Mod1 @Mod2 @MOD3

Not sure who the moderator is of this thread, but is it possible to get a link put on the home page, like last week, so people can see it easily?
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2016, 03:07:33 pm »
Quote from: L9teen on August 05, 2016, 03:04:04 pm
888high58888 @Mod1 @Mod2 @MOD3

Not sure who the moderator is of this thread, but is it possible to get a link put on the home page, like last week, so people can see it easily?

Re Above The Fold, I sent a PM to Mod1 about 20 min. ago (should've sent to all 3 like you did...)

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2016, 04:01:00 pm »
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2016, 04:09:01 pm »
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2016, 04:33:35 pm »
Quote from: L9teen on August 05, 2016, 03:04:04 pm
888high58888 @Mod1 @Mod2 @MOD3

Not sure who the moderator is of this thread, but is it possible to get a link put on the home page, like last week, so people can see it easily?

Done!  Sorry for the delay....
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #17 on: August 05, 2016, 04:39:04 pm »
@pookie18, please have a look at your PM inbox...
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #18 on: August 05, 2016, 04:41:39 pm »
Quote from: Mod1 on August 05, 2016, 04:39:04 pm
@pookie18, please have a look at your PM inbox...

@Mod1

Responded a few minutes ago...get notified via e-mail...

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2016, 05:23:01 pm »
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« Reply #21 on: August 05, 2016, 05:33:32 pm »
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« Reply #23 on: August 05, 2016, 05:54:49 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on August 05, 2016, 05:33:32 pm
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« Reply #24 on: August 05, 2016, 06:08:59 pm »
Quote from: pookie18 on August 05, 2016, 05:48:55 pm
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