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Democrat Convention Schedule (7/25/2016) (Satire)
« on: July 25, 2016, 12:49:16 PM »
Democrat Convention Schedule (7/25/2016) (Satire)
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Democrat Convention Schedule
 Monday, July 25, 2016


11:15 AM
 Free lunch, medical marijuana, and
 bus ride to the Convention
 Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

1:30 PM
 Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.

3:15 PM
 Address on "Being the Real You"
 Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the
 Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM
 "How to Bank $200 Million as a Public
 Servant and claim to be broke"
 Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM
 How to have a successful career without ever
 having a job, and Still avoid paying taxes!
 A Seminar moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM
 Medal of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Bergdahl for serving with Honor and Distinction
 National Security Advisor Susan Rice

5:30 PM
 Invitation-only Autograph Session Souvenir photographs
 of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia

6:30 PM
 General vote on praising Baltimore rioters,
 and on using the terminology "Alternative
 Shoppers" instead of Looters"

7:30 PM
 Breakout session with Bill Clinton for
 women on avoiding the upcoming draft

8:30 PM
 The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting
 General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism"
 As "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"

9:00 PM
 "Liberal Bias in Media How we can make it work for you!
 Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS,
 The Washington Post and the New York Times
 With Guest Speaker, Brian Williams

9:15 PM
 Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom
 Fighters Still incarcerated at GITMO
 Michael Moore

9:45 PM
 Personal Finance Seminar -
 "Businesses Don't Create Jobs"
 Special guest Pocahontas aka Elizabeth Warren

11:00 PM
 Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal
 Email Server While Serving in a Cabinet
 Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal"
 Hosted by Hillary Clinton

11:30 PM
 Official Nomination of Hillary Clinton
 Bill Maher and Chris Matthews
"January 20th 2017 will be remembered as the day the people became the rulers of this nation again."  --  President Donald J. Trump

Offline Right_in_Virginia

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Re: Democrat Convention Schedule (7/25/2016) (Satire)
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2016, 12:49:45 PM »
My in-box is filled with copies of this!   :silly:  :silly:


« Last Edit: July 25, 2016, 02:11:04 PM by Right_in_Virginia »
"January 20th 2017 will be remembered as the day the people became the rulers of this nation again."  --  President Donald J. Trump

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Re: Democrat Convention Schedule (7/25/2016) (Satire)
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2016, 01:36:18 PM »
My in-box if filled with copies of this!   :silly:  :silly:

That is so funny!


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Re: Democrat Convention Schedule (7/25/2016) (Satire)
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2016, 03:53:05 PM »
 :laugh:
"January 20th 2017 will be remembered as the day the people became the rulers of this nation again."  --  President Donald J. Trump


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