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Wanted: New Trump Campaign Manager Position Available
« on: June 22, 2016, 12:34:48 am »
Just in case you can't figure it out, it is a joke.

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CAMPAIGN MANAGER - MANHATTAN, NY (AKA “TRUMP TOWN,” BABY!) Our mission is to Make America Great again. We are a team of passionate, committed idealogues that don’t let anything get in our way--be it activist Mexican judges, the nazis at The Washington Post, or women “reporters” bleeding out of their “you know wheres” (even if they are hot). We will not stop until Donald Trump is personally using a crucifix made out of two AR-15s (God’s gun) to lay the keystone in a wall in the middle of an Arizona desert.

NOTE: Need not apply if your name starts with a “C” and ends with “ory Lewandowksi.” If it does, you're a complete loser freak that just didn't work out for us. You know nothing about what it takes to Make America Great Again, and you’re a dumb dirty Polack. .....

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