The Universal Hot vs Crazy Matrix...what Young Men need to know about Women...

[Chieftain]

Presented as a Public Service for all your Young Men out there....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwbKYcBdVyk

 

[Chieftain]

Beware the No-Go Zone....

 

[RoosGirl]

My name is Tiffany. :|

[Chieftain]

My name is Tiffany. :|

We shall assume that, based upon your performance here, that you fall into the "Fun" zone...at least for now....

 

[jmyrlefuller]

My name is Tiffany. :|

Years ago, I made an offhand comment about how all of the women I had met named Linda had a few screws loose.

It turned out one of the women I was talking to was named Linda.

Whoops.

[mirraflake]

Years ago, I made an offhand comment about how all of the women I had met named Linda had a few screws loose.

It turned out one of the women I was talking to was named Linda.

Whoops.

I own my own co..  stopped at a business one day for a sales call-cold call.  Newspaper on the desk about  young local kid who got into trouble and stole car/sold drugs. Told the owner  what harsh punishment that should be dealt to the kid.  Owner responded back.."he is my son"   And he was.

Told a existing client who I knew was gay (not overtly gay but gay non the less)  looking at Richard Simmons on TV in the owners office  I responded "I hate that faggot" .  Zip, no more business.


I am a master of putting my foot into my mouth.

@jmyrlefuller

[chae]

My son dated a girl named Kaitlyn, she was bit quirky, I thought.  Then she faked her own kidnapping, complete with a ransom note...

[Free Vulcan]

And let's not forget that wherever two or more sluts are gathered together, there is always a Tina.

[RoosGirl]

Well, I was just playing around, being silly.  My name isn't really Tiffany.  Isn't there some joke about girls named Amber being strippers?  I went to school with one....wonder whatever happened to her... :)

[RoosGirl]

I own my own co..  stopped at a business one day for a sales call-cold call.  Newspaper on the desk about  young local kid who got into trouble and stole car/sold drugs. Told the owner  what harsh punishment that should be dealt to the kid.  Owner responded back.."he is my son"   And he was.

Told a existing client who I knew was gay (not overtly gay but gay non the less)  looking at Richard Simmons on TV in the owners office  I responded "I hate that faggot" .  Zip, no more business.


I am a master of putting my foot into my mouth.

@jmyrlefuller

Oh man, makes the room get hot real quick, doesn't it?

[mirraflake]

My son dated a girl named Kaitlyn, she was bit quirky, I thought.  Then she faked her own kidnapping, complete with a ransom note...

 I feel left out.

 Never dated a crazy woman. Always broke up because we were young, bored with each other, or most often after I told then I was 100% about never having any kids.

The one woman I dated in college she later turned lesbian but I figured that out while dating her. The clues-so many. She was also a volleyball player on a scholarship, lol.

Still friends with her after 30 years and have her on FB and was invited to her gay wedding 2 years ago but could not make it. I would have went.

@chae

[Chieftain]

"Faith?  I dated a girl named Faith.  She cheated on me with a girl named Chastity." -- Tom Sizemore, "Red Planet"...

 

[Neverdul]

This is also known as the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo0F6mX9JIw

[Millee]

I notice the expert wasn't wearing a wedding ring either.  lol

[chae]

@mirraflake

The part that blew my mind was that he didn't break up with her after that.  Literally a year ago this coming Friday she texted me and told me that she was pregnant and that it was my son's baby.  She had the baby in February, and at last count has named 4 other guys as possible fathers, and had one of them, not my son, sign the birth certificate.  She's cool with me though and whenever she's in town, she texts me and we hang out for a few minutes.  Don't know if the baby is related to me or not, but I feel so bad for that little one.

[mirraflake]

@mirraflake

The part that blew my mind was that he didn't break up with her after that.  Literally a year ago this coming Friday she texted me and told me that she was pregnant and that it was my son's baby.  She had the baby in February, and at last count has named 4 other guys as possible fathers, and had one of them, not my son, sign the birth certificate.  She's cool with me though and whenever she's in town, she texts me and we hang out for a few minutes.  Don't know if the baby is related to me or not, but I feel so bad for that little one.

Your son needs to do a paternity test and he should stop seeing her..maybe you should not be so friendly with her.

@chae

[Smokin Joe]

I feel left out.

 Never dated a crazy woman.

Me neither.

And that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

[EC]

I never date the crazy end of the spectrum.

I want some of that, I go home.