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Offline corbe

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1050 on: July 03, 2017, 06:49:48 PM »


History Channel Reveals the Secret Alien Nazi Story Behind Washington At Gettysburgh

Posted at 6:35 pm on July 3, 2017 by streiff

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On the one hand if is baffling how George Washington was associated with Gettysburg. Other than this being a military image and we all know that one war is pretty much like another it has nothing to do with Gettysburg. But, on the other hand, it is certainly no more egregious than a lot of the programming that channel runs.

http://www.redstate.com/streiff/2017/07/03/history-channel-gettysburg/
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1051 on: July 04, 2017, 10:39:34 PM »

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1052 on: July 04, 2017, 11:17:24 PM »
@Cripplecreek  Those are fun, thanks!
How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1053 on: July 05, 2017, 11:43:40 PM »
" Bless this ship, and all who sail on her. I christen thee The Flying WASP.."

OKAY, DROP ANCHOR!

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1054 on: July 06, 2017, 03:21:02 PM »
Behind the scenes with Ann Arbor's deer sterilization crew on a Friday night

http://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/index.ssf/2017/07/ann_arbor_approves_481k_to_con.html

ANN ARBOR, MI - After years of heated debate, public outcry, protests and lawsuits over Ann Arbor's deer management program, the City Council quietly voted this week to continue it.

The council voted unanimously and without discussion Monday night, July 3, to approve a two-year contract with White Buffalo Inc. for continuation of surgical sterilization and sharpshooting services at a cost of up to $170,000 per year, or $340,000 over two years.

No members of the public showed up to speak for or against the proposal.

White Buffalo is the same contractor that was hired to carry out the city's second-annual deer cull and first-ever sterilization program this past winter. The Connecticut-based nonprofit wildlife control company now will continue its work in Ann Arbor for another two years.





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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1055 on: July 06, 2017, 03:29:04 PM »
Deer Steers?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1056 on: July 06, 2017, 03:30:12 PM »
Deer Steers?

Ann Arbor. The place is overrun with steers.

Nothing should make a man happier than knowing his government couldn't care less about him.
I'd rather lose defending the constitution than win at its expense.
Hitlers are born and die every day without notice. Its the morons who put them in power that are dangerous.
You don't escape guilt by declaring that you have no choice.
Lese-majeste is my middle name

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1057 on: July 06, 2017, 03:44:00 PM »
Ann Arbor. The place is overrun with steers.

and bleep.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1058 on: July 07, 2017, 07:46:10 PM »
I heard that when Chris Christie took his family to the state beach he closed during the New Jersey
budget standoff over the holiday weekend, he was helicoptered to the area---I bet they called the
flight Operation Dumbo Drop.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1059 on: July 07, 2017, 08:06:26 PM »
I heard that when Chris Christie took his family to the state beach he closed during the New Jersey
budget standoff over the holiday weekend, he was helicoptered to the area---I bet they called the
flight Operation Dumbo Drop.
Not to his face--they'd be walking a beat in Camden.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1060 on: July 07, 2017, 08:51:36 PM »
Not to his face--they'd be walking a beat in Camden.
I didn't say they'd say it to his face. ;)

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1061 on: July 08, 2017, 02:39:10 PM »
Airport near Mackinac Island reminds travelers to 'remove fudge from bags'

http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2017/07/airport_notice_near_mackinac_i.html

SAULT STE. MARIE, MI - This has to be one of those "only in Michigan" moments.

It comes courtesy of Brighton author Charlene Kull, who captured this photo of a sign at Chippewa County International Airport near Sault Ste. Marie just before 7 p.m. on July 5.

As you can see, mixed among warning signs about removing items from your pockets and unpacking your leftover fireworks is a notice for passengers to remove fudge from their bags.




And after all that time I spent lovingly packing it too.  8888crybaby


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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1062 on: July 08, 2017, 02:59:26 PM »
Been there, had the fudge.....
I will NOT comply.
Thanks to Cripplecreek and Oceander for the medal!

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1063 on: July 08, 2017, 04:01:43 PM »
And after all that time I spent lovingly packing it too.  8888crybaby


If you're going to pack fudge, you have to be ready to pull it out when you are told to.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1064 on: July 08, 2017, 04:07:12 PM »

If you're going to pack fudge, you have to be ready to pull it out when you are told to.

Anything to please the Crown.
I will NOT comply.
Thanks to Cripplecreek and Oceander for the medal!

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1065 on: July 08, 2017, 04:07:34 PM »
Childish bathroom humor.  Why I am just appalled at the both of you.


If you're going to pack fudge, you have to be ready to pull it out when you are told to.
Been there, had the fudge.....


Not a single ping to this thread was forwarded to me.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1066 on: July 08, 2017, 08:22:34 PM »
Childish bathroom humor.  Why I am just appalled at the both of you.


Not a single ping to this thread was forwarded to me.

When in doubt I whip it out

I got me some Mackinaw fudge.

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I'd rather lose defending the constitution than win at its expense.
Hitlers are born and die every day without notice. Its the morons who put them in power that are dangerous.
You don't escape guilt by declaring that you have no choice.
Lese-majeste is my middle name

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1067 on: July 08, 2017, 08:28:39 PM »
Please unpack fudge.


Nothing should make a man happier than knowing his government couldn't care less about him.
I'd rather lose defending the constitution than win at its expense.
Hitlers are born and die every day without notice. Its the morons who put them in power that are dangerous.
You don't escape guilt by declaring that you have no choice.
Lese-majeste is my middle name

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1068 on: July 08, 2017, 09:20:45 PM »
When in doubt I whip it out

I got me some Mackinaw fudge.

Where's mine? If it is free for all.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1069 on: July 10, 2017, 10:43:05 PM »
Genetically modified pink pineapples a hit on Instagram
By Ben Hooper Contact the Author   |     July 10, 2017 at 12:01 PM



Image result for pink pineapple plant
Image result for pink pineapple plant



July 10 (UPI) -- Pineapples genetically modified to have a pink hue are arriving in stores and are already a hit on social media.


The season that brought social media sensations including the Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino can now claim pink pineapples, which have been in development by companies including Del Monte and Dole since 2005.


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https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/07/10/Genetically-modified-pink-pineapples-a-hit-on-Instagram/1341499700674/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=7
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1070 on: July 11, 2017, 08:07:53 AM »
Genetically modified pink pineapples a hit on Instagram
By Ben Hooper Contact the Author   |     July 10, 2017 at 12:01 PM



Image result for pink pineapple plant
Image result for pink pineapple plant



July 10 (UPI) -- Pineapples genetically modified to have a pink hue are arriving in stores and are already a hit on social media.


The season that brought social media sensations including the Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino can now claim pink pineapples, which have been in development by companies including Del Monte and Dole since 2005.


Very Apropos that this wonderful pinkness was preceded by people fudge packing.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1071 on: July 13, 2017, 12:40:58 PM »
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1072 on: July 16, 2017, 10:53:04 PM »

Nothing should make a man happier than knowing his government couldn't care less about him.
I'd rather lose defending the constitution than win at its expense.
Hitlers are born and die every day without notice. Its the morons who put them in power that are dangerous.
You don't escape guilt by declaring that you have no choice.
Lese-majeste is my middle name

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1073 on: July 17, 2017, 07:16:03 AM »
It's what happens when you have that Sarin cocktail in the airport bar before boarding.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1074 on: July 17, 2017, 11:17:19 AM »
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