http://www.bostonherald.com/news_opinion/columnists/howie_carr/2015/08/carr_john_kerry_s_cuba_capitulation_completeFriday, August 14, 2015
By:
Howie Carr
So Secretary of State John Forbes Kerry will be in Havana this morning for the raising of the Stars and Stripes over the newly reopened American embassy.
The only way it could possibly be sweeter for America’s Gigolo would be if he were lowering the flag, followed by a hasty flight off the embassy roof with the U.S. ambassador in a military helicopter.
It’s always been Liveshot’s fondest dream to some day unconditionally surrender to a Third-World Communist dictator — and now it’s finally reality. Let’s just hope convicted cop-killer Joanne Chesimard can make it to the post-capitulation cocktail party. Imagine those nasty police in New Jersey, wanting her extradited.
Don’t forget, Mr. Secretary, she’s shed her slave name. Call her Assata Olugbala Shakur, and then add a hearty, “Off the pigs!”
“Lovey, Lovey, have Jeeves bring us all another round of Cuba Libres! Viva Che Guevara!”
So what if Castro has razed the entire Cuban society for more than a half-century in the fashion of Genghis Khan, as Liveshot once said in a different context. This is what he revels in — abject groveling to tinpot crackpots.
Liveshot is the highest-ranking public official from Massachusetts to visit the island since then-U.S. Sen. JFK back in ’57. Of course, JFK was with Florida Sen. George Smathers, and they were trolling for hookers — which gangsters Meyer Lansky and Santo Trafficante Jr. were only too happy to supply them with. I hope the State Department personnel will also show the secretary the bedroom of the wife of former U.S. ambassador Earl Smith. JFK slept there too.
What a whirlwind Liveshot has been on these past few weeks. He’s told various congressional committees that he expects that some of the $150 billion the U.S. is turning over to the mullahs will be used to finance terrorism against us, or at least us peons on the mainland. Why would his dear friends ever strike Nantucket?
Just this week he admitted he expects that the Russians and Chinese are reading his emails. He’s stonewalling various feds and congressional committees on releasing the state department emails of Hillary Clinton and her aides.
This morning’s trip to Havana is like a victory lap. In his mind, he’s solved the problem of global warming. We no longer have to worry about being drowned by rising sea levels, or being roasted alive by the sun when the ozone layer is gone.
By the time any of those catastrophes occur, the Iranians will have already incinerated us with their nuclear-tipped “Death to America” ICBMs. Thanks, Liveshot.
Well, give our best to El Presidente this morning.
One last thing: There’s a group of Cuban dissidents known as the Ladies in White. Unlike Kerry and Obama, they don’t support the communist dictatorship. Last Sunday about 50 of them were arrested by the Castros’ secret police. The only mystery was, why were the Ladies in White wearing Obama masks?
Answer: Because they don’t sell Kerry masks in Havana — yet.
