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Offline flowers

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Woman found guilty of shooting up McDonald's after bacon was left off her burger twice in 24 hours and faces at least seven years in prison
« on: March 27, 2015, 07:44:12 pm »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3013645/Michigan-woman-guilty-shooting-McDonald-s-bacon-left-burger-twice-24-hours.html

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Shaneka Monique Torres, 30, could face at least two years in prison after being convicted of felony use of a firearm
She also faces up to five years for carrying a concealed weapon and discharging a firearm into an occupied building
Torres was found guilty of all charges relating to firing at McDonald's drive-thru window in Michigan in February 2014 after they failed to give her bacon
Just hours earlier, the same restaurant had made the same mistake
She will appear in court on April 21 for her sentencing 
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Re: Woman found guilty of shooting up McDonald's after bacon was left off her burger twice in 24 hours and faces at least seven years in prison
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2015, 07:53:48 pm »
She should be locked up for a long, long time. 5 years isn't enough. More like 20.
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Re: Woman found guilty of shooting up McDonald's after bacon was left off her burger twice in 24 hours and faces at least seven years in prison
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2015, 07:56:53 pm »
Quote from: Relic on March 27, 2015, 07:53:48 pm
She should be locked up for a long, long time. 5 years isn't enough. More like 20.

Hey I'd be pretty pissed too if somebody screwed with my bacon.
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Re: Woman found guilty of shooting up McDonald's after bacon was left off her burger twice in 24 hours and faces at least seven years in prison
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2015, 08:00:23 pm »
I totally get her.

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Re: Woman found guilty of shooting up McDonald's after bacon was left off her burger twice in 24 hours and faces at least seven years in prison
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2015, 08:00:56 pm »
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Re: Woman found guilty of shooting up McDonald's after bacon was left off her burger twice in 24 hours and faces at least seven years in prison
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2015, 08:02:11 pm »
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Re: Woman found guilty of shooting up McDonald's after bacon was left off her burger twice in 24 hours and faces at least seven years in prison
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2015, 08:10:31 pm »
You look at the photo of that Shaneka woman, and she ain't never missed no bacons on her burgers, never.

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Re: Woman found guilty of shooting up McDonald's after bacon was left off her burger twice in 24 hours and faces at least seven years in prison
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2015, 08:40:06 pm »
Were the lackluster under performers responsible for the baconlessness fired?

Probably not.

There is no justice.
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Re: Woman found guilty of shooting up McDonald's after bacon was left off her burger twice in 24 hours and faces at least seven years in prison
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2015, 03:51:57 am »
Holy Shit! Jabba the Hutt and Princess Leia had a child!
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Re: Woman found guilty of shooting up McDonald's after bacon was left off her burger twice in 24 hours and faces at least seven years in prison
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2015, 12:29:37 pm »
I'm torn here. On the one hand, she was shooting at semi innocent morons.

On the other hand, lack of bacon.
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Re: Woman found guilty of shooting up McDonald's after bacon was left off her burger twice in 24 hours and faces at least seven years in prison
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2015, 01:13:30 pm »
Quote from: EC on March 28, 2015, 12:29:37 pm
I'm torn here. On the one hand, she was shooting at semi innocent morons.

On the other hand, lack of bacon.

Two things:

1. Morons procreate, making them no longer innocent.
2. They forgot her bacon... TWICE
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Re: Woman found guilty of shooting up McDonald's after bacon was left off her burger twice in 24 hours and faces at least seven years in prison
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2015, 06:10:48 pm »
Look at the folks whose pictures are posted in the original article.

This is "America's urban future".

(sigh)
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