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Ferguson Protester Accidentally Burns Down Own House
« on: November 28, 2014, 01:02:47 am »
Darwin winner of the year! :silly:

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A protester in Ferguson, Missouri accidentally burned down his own house last night after mistaking the building for a convenience store.

According to a report in the Ferguson Post-Gazette, 32-year-old Tyler Jackson threw a Molotov cocktail into a window not realizing he was setting ablaze his own residence. The home, which was empty at the time, subsequently burned to the ground.

“It was dark. I got all turned around. I thought it was a 7-11 or something,” he told the newspaper.

Witnesses describe Jackson shouting expletives after he realized what he had done. He then tried to put out the flames himself with a garden hose, but eventually called 911 and asked the fire department for aid.

“They told me they were too busy with other fires to come help,” he lamented. “I couldn’t believe it. I mean we pay these people’s salaries! What do you mean you're too busy?

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/11/26/ferguson-protester-accidentally-burns-down-own-house/
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Re: Ferguson Protester Accidentally Burns Down Own House
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2014, 01:05:51 am »
It's a fake story and I win the Darwin Award!

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Re: Ferguson Protester Accidentally Burns Down Own House
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2014, 05:06:32 pm »
Just plausible enough, though.  :laugh:
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Re: Ferguson Protester Accidentally Burns Down Own House
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2014, 04:00:12 am »
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